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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

I'm very sad and bitter but in a fun, sexy way

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i bet it feels so good to be lured by sirens while being tied to the mast by your homies

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I feel like it's never too late in life to find a wise old cemetery caretaker to apprentice with.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As a child i really thought adulthood would involve a lot more duels to the death

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

carry on wayward son or go back to sleep it’s really none of my concern actually

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

attempting to improve morale at this box store by singing along to Fleetwood Mac in the cat food aisle

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 23/05/2024

Do not land on me bumblebees I am not a flower I am meat that is slowly rotting

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 21/09/2024

the cusp of fall is the perfect time to get those soups and grudges simmering on the stove, listen to old timey murder ballads and drink moonshine

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Couples therapists don’t want you to know this but most conflicts could be solved with a dance off.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just spotted my first giant skeleton of the season 💀 thank you friend for helping me get in the spirit even though it's 80 degrees

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hollow me out, inflate my husk, tie me to a long chain, and set me adrift over the corn field to ward away low flying aircraft.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Personally I’d be inclined to take advice from a talking snake, depending on the snake.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My son frequently calls me "the weirdest woman alive" and I take it as a compliment and an ongoing challenge every time 👻

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Don’t be a stranger” oh, I’ll be the strangest

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

First hint of fall recipe: a soup of stars and caramelized onions, paprika, tumeric, salt and pepper. Melt any stray demons you have into it one by one, simmer for an hour. The noise may alarm your neighbors, so you would be wise to alert them beforehand

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Soothsayer sounds like a pretty easy job. You only have to say one word.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In this house we practice kindness and ritual sacrifice.

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Tickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Fall is for being feral, let your Jimothys be your guides.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I've got a fist full of data and penchant for whimsy.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 14/11/2023

I don't think the ottoman should be the only piece of furniture named after a dead empire so I've started calling my sofa the Mongol, my television the British, my lamp the Aztec and my refrigerator the American

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think I might be the problem in my relationship with my printer

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“We all do tricks for cookies,” I rationalize to my dog.

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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Cicadas have it right. I'm tunneling underground. See you in 17 years to scream for a while.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's whatever she does on those nights she blacks out and wakes up in the woods covered in glitter and blood

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I want to have something nice to say but every time I open my mouth out comes the swarm of house centipedes.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

But, I don't want to play the sane one today.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My elderly dog swimming at Nimrod Warm Springs, Montana

Biggish black dog swimming over a rock in clearish turquoise water, pine trees and dried grass in distance

Clearish bright blue water, line of pine trees, dried grass, hill covered in trees in distance

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I am less of a person and more of a playlist.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I am not going to win any popularity contests with this cleanse, but it sure is flushing those demons right through me.

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Sometimes I think I may still be stuck in that waffle house bathroom and I've hallucinated the past decade

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I can’t even remember the last time I caught a fish in my talons

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I hope this Ishmael finds you whale

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Oops I did it again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Garden of a Thousand Buddhas (take 2) I loved how the design was identical, yet the Buddhas were all slightly different due to different responses to weather and other factors

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

All my best friends are fresh baked goods.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

got muted in the borg hive mind for posting cringe

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A 250 year old song that continues to be relevant today and a musician I'd never heard of before who was a huge influence on Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, our sadly departed queen Dolly and many others....

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Murder Ballad Monday #6 The Mother of Folk

“Edward”

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

oh no ChatGPT is down I can't wait for my life to be completely unaffected by this

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Chin @lighthealing.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

That's ALL poor old Pennywise ever wanted..

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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Live, laugh, love....get swept away in the deluge and start a new life in the sewers

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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

my religion is a piano hangin’ over my head ‘bout to break free

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