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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 1h

Ugh, work/life balance, right? I gotta learn that again. Anyway, thank you for all your nice messages. 💜

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 13h

Babe come over we’re having an emergency last minute frozen pizza for dinner

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think I want one of those hairless cats that looks like a meowing ballsack

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 13h

If playoff baseball doesn't do it for you I dunno I can't help you, friend

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14h

Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 15h

Only smiling like Godzilla from now on

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Vinegar is the best tasting cleaning product by far.

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Chris Cantwell @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh man. Oh God Oh Man. It might be 3x. It’ll be like the Gatekeeper meeting the Keymaster but the End of the World (baseball) is always exciting.

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 16h

They opened the roof, so the Padres fans would quit crying.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17h

my friend kelly randomly said “what if penises unfurled like a butterfly’s tongue” to which i replied “it’s actually called a proboscis” and then she just stared at me

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 17h

I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs anymore. If that makes me lame now, I'm too old and tired to care.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Someone wrote ‘boobs like church bells’ and I'll never write anything better than that

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harpy @harpy.party · 17h

i wish i had bigger fish to fry. yum!

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Congratulations on being a tall, bearded man on social media. Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

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omer_carrothers @omer333.bsky.social · 23h

As a Dodgers fan, I obviously want the Dodgers to win the World Series, but I will be ok with the Brewers, Rays, White Sox, and Guardians winning. Padres, Braves, and Yankees? Fuuuuuck no.

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 18h

Imagine hating me and I'm just over here practicing my Christopher Walken impression.

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 19h

I caught a trespasser in the backyard recently

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 22h

Looking for the cadabra to my abra.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21h

it's called getting a job maybe you've hired of it

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it’s always “protect girls’ and women’s sports,” but never “protect girls and women”

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 24/09/2024

The garbage man hanging off the back of the truck, while the rest of us wear seatbelts:

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

If it can't be fixed with a nap, masturbation, or ranch dressing, then I am all out of ideas.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 06/01/2025

practically impossible to order eggs over easy by walkie talkie

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Los Angeles Dodgers @dodgersbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dodgers win Game 1! #NLDS

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ate too many sweets

Still from the movie Tremors showing one of the graboids sat back with ifs maw open

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Did it again (brought piss to a shit fight)

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Single until I meet a man I love as much as baseball.

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Los Angeles Dodgers @dodgersbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

On repeat. 🔁

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

I'm your dream girl? Wait until you come home from work, and catch me crouched on top of the refrigerator in my Spider-Man costume.

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm pretty sure my chihuahua is a war criminal. I have no proof; she's just a bit too shifty-eyed.

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm only back for a limited time. I'm the McRib of social media.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

@wffleballhelmet.bsky.social I debated buying a WS ticket for the Trop but it would be hard to unload a single ticket. I'm not dealing with that traffic if it ain't Rays vs Dodgers.

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you see me on the news, it's because I was fighting a Braves fan

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Who up, ready to watch some baseball?⚾️💙

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I promise I'll get to my DMs. It's overwhelming me at the moment, but I appreciate you all. 💜

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 29/09/2026

Calling up my friends in 1996: Want to go to the mall and hang out at the food court? Talking to myself in the mirror in 2026: Want to go to Costco and hang out at the food court?

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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsmokeshow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026