Sign in

more mr. spice guy

@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
36K followers 441 following 36K posts

please don't yell at me while i'm on the desert planet arrakis

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
you're lost in wilderness. after days of climbing you crest a ridge. while unzipping your bag to get binoculars, your last ten hard boiled eggs fall out and roll away, single file. you watch your eggs fade into the distance. you lift the binoculars. you watch your eggs fade into the distance
48011
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25m
a horn can be the door to a loud new world, but only for those with the courage to honk it open, and the perseverance to honk through it. you have to be honking the whole time you're there too. basically what i mean is, horns can be loud, but only if someone is honking them. ideally someone brave
0101
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
i fucking hate doing something for the umpteenth time
3400
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
listening to a new jersey devils radio broadcast while walking to a movie and so far all the ads have been for italian sausage
0240
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 4h
you're lost in wilderness. after days of climbing you crest a ridge. while unzipping your bag to get binoculars, your last ten hard boiled eggs fall out and roll away, single file. you watch your eggs fade into the distance. you lift the binoculars. you watch your eggs fade into the distance
48011
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 5h
trying on a halloween costume
my profile with a blue eyes avatar and the name more mr. spice guy.

my bio now reads please don't yell at me while I'm on the desert planet arrakis (instead of "on my phone")
41061
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 5h
Gregg Turkington in On Cinema at the Cinema
0807
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 6h
saw a guy at the park who i think was like, trapped in an invisible box or something? not sure though, couldn't hear him over my music
1421
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 8h
after the guy who wrote the Alphabet Song died they were cleaning out his place and found more than ten thousand handwritten pages of an unfinished Numbers Song
650568
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 9h
citing repeated incidents of prolonged exposure to avian influenza, scientists call for immediate culling of disney princesses
0181
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 10h
i knew Jay wouldn't be able to keep his grubby mitts off the Conan O'Brien Preservation and Restoration of Recurring Bits and Characters Act, but i didn't think he'd go this far
0210
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11h
now that's trust
a crow eating kibble on my porch with my cat watching from a few feet away
1744
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i disagree with trump's decision to rename AI but i agree that if something is really good then it's not artificial, which means Bad. e.g. nerds gummy clusters are made with natural and super flavors, whereas many "healthy" naturally flavored gummy candies are in fact made with artificial flavors
3554
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the beatles. ever heard of em
31136
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you really would have to be a pretty bad dude to rescue the president
213218
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hamburger ..... KILL YOURSELF Cheeseburger ..... KILL YOURSELF Big Mac ..... KILL YOURSELF Quarter Pounder ..... KILL YOURSELF Smiles ..... KILL YOURSELF
31309
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
maxine waters should've finished the job
2746
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
man, everybody knows who you are and we know that you know what's gonna happen after you publish her identity, cause you're in group chats with people who are gonna do it. the ship has sailed on your Intrepid Reporter act. you're a scumbag just like all your friends. stop being a coward and admit it
578182
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1280
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
buddhist rfk jr pulling over and hopping out of his car to run back and grab whatever's left of the buddha he met on the road
116518
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
buddhist baby blithely declining to develop object permanence
2626
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/11/2023
holy shit
Circus peanuts led to the creation of Lucky Charms in 1964 when a General Mills employee chopped pieces into a bowl of Cheerios
1441130
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'm old enough to remember when SI generated swim suit editions consensually
1352
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
it pains me every time i see danny ocean has dragged yet another poor soul into his breezy life of lighthearted crime
328221
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
"crime doesn't pay" sounds like victim talk to me. let's ask the other guy
214817
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
satan going Hey how are ya? You need anything? All good? Whaaat, when did you get here? Wow, LOVE that tattoo! to people getting flayed, eviscerated, mangled up the nuts by dogs, bent wrong, etc and they're BEAMING at him. he's just that fucking charming. everybody's playing with their hair and shit
21219
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the beatles. ever heard of em
31136
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aahh ok. lust. why didn't you just say that
0481
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
whirrrr kaChunk.. PING. the batting cages closed hours ago but a few lights remain on. whirrrr kaChunk.. PING. the hopper is nearly empty now. whirrrr kaChunk.. Ping. liberty biberty asks Why? whirrrr kaChunk.. PING. a young Azuma-gumi soldier laughs and does the money hand gesture, "all-uh state-o"
0253
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if i'm michael tracey, every now and then i'd be pretending there's a rapist who i don't like, or at least don't like as much as a lot of the other ones
318614
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
maxine waters should've finished the job
2746
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
peripherals
51354
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dick polman
81677
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
man, everybody knows who you are and we know that you know what's gonna happen after you publish her identity, cause you're in group chats with people who are gonna do it. the ship has sailed on your Intrepid Reporter act. you're a scumbag just like all your friends. stop being a coward and admit it
578182
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
michael tracey lookin like a skin tag fr
0841
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ⓘ 1 label applied
guy in the background has his arm hanging between the batter's legs in such a way that it's kind of reminiscent of a big dangly dong
3270
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Asuka Langley next to Eva 02
1381
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
doing a big grinch smile
a maple leafs player is pictured staring blankly in the thumbnail for a video called Did the Leafs Make a BIG Mistake?
3211
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if i'm michael tracey, every now and then i'd be pretending there's a rapist who i don't like, or at least don't like as much as a lot of the other ones
318614
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
whirrrr kaChunk.. PING. the batting cages closed hours ago but a few lights remain on. whirrrr kaChunk.. PING. the hopper is nearly empty now. whirrrr kaChunk.. Ping. liberty biberty asks Why? whirrrr kaChunk.. PING. a young Azuma-gumi soldier laughs and does the money hand gesture, "all-uh state-o"
0253
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
beavers taught me everything i know about biting a tree
4799
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
- crungle - effluvious - mucilaginously - crunglescent
1776
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when you've made a meme with the level of expert precision required to not only laugh at gay guys but also, simultaneously, laugh at victims of sexual abuse, you GOTTA make sure to slap your name on that bad boy
a meme where a republican senator has orange drawn around his mouth and it says Senator Schmitt We Get It.... You Love Donald Trump and there's a watermark that says iHarry
102133
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
milk, milk, milk, milk, milk milk, milk, milk, lemonade. round the corner: treats are made - ancient canine proverb
1400
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i disagree with trump's decision to rename AI but i agree that if something is really good then it's not artificial, which means Bad. e.g. nerds gummy clusters are made with natural and super flavors, whereas many "healthy" naturally flavored gummy candies are in fact made with artificial flavors
3554
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sliding door came partially off its track right after i had become very stoned so i had to fix it in the dark without many of my faculties and i died. just kidding, i figured it out and i wasn't scared at all even though it was really scary
2831
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you really would have to be a pretty bad dude to rescue the president
213218
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i think the prosthetic muscle man torso that elon had bolted on over his real one is sort of just sloughing off
4551
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
the woke mind virus is the only thing keeping the weird torso virus at bay
219510
Reposted by more mr. spice guy
Kate Willett Hate Account @antifamanchin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my god
17688168