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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 9h
35 free journalism pieces btw junoryleejournalism.com
junoryleejournalism.com
juno Rylee journalism
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 10h
IT'S INTERNATIONAL RACCOON APPRECIATION DAY
INTERNATIONAL RACCOON APPRECIATION DAY
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[watching michael jordan highlights] damn that guy was basically the michael jordan of basketball
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
boop
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
maybe the paintings were overheating?
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how is it even possible to fuck up sugar?
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no way. I saw this posted elsewhere and had to check if it was real.
Taylor Lorenz: I'm a huge proponent of homeschooling
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when your dog put something in his mouth that he wasn't supposed to and then you tell them to spit it out and they just look at you like this
Mitch McConnell with very puckered lips
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I bet Clavicular's real name is something like "Braden Peters" "Clavicular, whose real name is Braden Peters..." He seems like the kind of guy who'd have a history of being rapey, especially with underage girls "...was charged with rape in a case involving a teen girl."
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they got an order for 6000 donuts and didn't immediately assume it was a prank?
operationsports.com
Dunkin’ customer accidentally orders 6,000 donuts instead of 60. And the store turned the mistake into a wholesome display
A Dunkin' store turned a 6,000-donut ordering typo into a community giveaway.
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[positive guy falls off cliff] Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ⠀݁
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dare ye to gaze beyond the cosmic psycho veil
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like how they're called raccoon dogs and they look exactly like you'd expect a raccoon dog to look like
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Godzilla hangs dong in the new movie
“Godzilla Minus Zero” Scores An R Rating
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tuP
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bag of warheads sour candy, but it have mitch's face on the bag
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
any color theorists want to chime in here?
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this was already apparent to everyone with eyes
newrepublic.com
Mitch McConnell Is Entirely Nonverbal in New Video
The 84-year-old senator also appeared to freeze up.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what's wrong, babe? you've barely touched your kraft mac and cheese cream soda.
Article caption: Kraft Dinner and Solly’s Craft Soda unveil a limited-edition cream soda that blends soda cream with KD’s cheesy flavour.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you wouldn't brick a fridge
androidauthority.com
Samsung accidentally freezes its smart fridges with a software update
Some Samsung smart fridge owners in Korea have reported that their fridges stopped working after a SmartThings update.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
how's the "I think we should leave it up to the states" crowd doing
themirror.com
EPA to begin screening U.S. drinking water for traces of abortion pills
Anti-abortion activists, attorneys general, and lawmakers have been lobbying for the agency to carry the study for years
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if your youtube thumbnail looks like this, there is 0% chance I will click on it
benny johnson tumbnail entirely AI generated.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
maybe beside the point, but this man looks neither kid nor rock
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you know what? I'm not going to read this to find out what that means. I'm just so tired.

SNICKERS® Launches the World's First Digital Candy Bar for when AI Acts "Hungry"

News provided by
Mars, Incorporated

Aug 31, 2026, 09:03 ET
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Sedaghati said on X that the object was approximately the size of a large plane, claiming 'it wasn't human-made. It was a UFO, I'm sure.'" Some guy on X said he was sure it was aliens. We as a reputable news outlet (The Daily Mail) have an obligation to inform the people.
Mysterious glowing UFO hovers silently over Iran in shocking new video
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People also ask
What does the Bible say about nocturnal emissions?
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
he was doing so good up until now
Features
Trump’s second term has put his legacy in grave peril
Spectator Editorial
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran:
I'd like to make a toast to the troops.
All the troops - both sides.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Unjustifiable" is an odd word choice. It's a word one might use if they're starting from the assumption that the IDF is a legitimate defense force but just went a little too far with the genociding.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
imagine if you were swimming in the ocean and a blue whale grabbed your ass and started cleaning you with a q-tip the size of your whole body
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's fucking me up that the guy who wrote "Down Under" is Scottish. He's Scottish-Australian, but his accent is very much Scottish. He was not pleased when nationalists co-opted his song.
“Let me say that I most strenuously disapprove of any unauthorized, unlicensed use of Down Under, for any ‘March For Australia’ events.

Down Under, a song I co-wrote, does not belong to those who attempt to sow xenophobia within the fabric of our great land, our great people.

Down Under is ultimately a song of celebration. It’s for pluralism and inclusion; unity, not division.

Go write your own song,

leave mine alone.”

– Colin Hay (immigrant)
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't let your hate for Ed Sheeran distract you from also hating Robert Kraft
The Intercept reported in 2026 that, according to tax records dating back to 2006, the Kraft Family Foundation had donated $196,000 to the Friends of the Israel Defense Forces and $123,000 to other organizations directly serving soldiers and veterans of the Israeli military.[123] The Kraft Group limited liability company has given $3 million to the United Democracy Project super political action committee (super PAC) of the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) since 2022.[123] Kraft's foundation has also given $63,500 to the Committee for Accuracy in Middle East Reporting and Analysis (CAMERA), an organization that has denied Israel’s genocide in Gaza and that has organized pressure campaigns against those it considers "anti-Israel".[123] In 2011–12, it also gave approximately $50,000 to the The Investigative Project on Terrorism.[123] From 2008–18, it also gave $150,000 to the Middle East Media and Research Institute (MEMRI), an organization co-founded by former Israeli intelligence officer Yigal Carmon.[123]
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think about this post about once a week
Pangzai
@hebeipangzai
What is the meaning of "King shit"? I guess this translation is not right.

[picture of a translation app translating "King shit" into Chinese]
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh he's a scab. I guess we shouldn't be too surprised.
In 2023, Ed Sheeran participated in a Starbucks promotion where he pretended to be a barista. NLRB considers Starbucks to be the largest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's probably how skynet would actually do it. Tricking us into doing the dirty work would be more efficient.
AI hallucination of Chinese nuclear components almost led to US military attack
But the military’s overall use of AI seems to be accelerating.

Kyle Orland – Sep 18, 2026 3:26 PM |
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Elrond Hubbard
Hugo Weaving as Lord Elrond
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
who up blasting ropes (posts)
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some places in California have diesel over $9. Semi trucks have 200-300 gallon tanks, so that would be $1800-$2700 to fill up at $9/gal.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're designing everything so you can't copy text or save images, google ditched cache, news sites are blocking archival services, everything nags you about cookies or disabling your adblocker, all social media is owned by a racist billionaire, and everything is AI. This internet era sucks ass.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mitch Hedberg with a speech bubble
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
All you can eat billionaires at the Warren Buffet
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you wouldn't chihuahua a horse
Guinness World Record Holder for smallest horse Thumbelina was born in 2001 and lives on Goose Creek Farm in St. Louis, Missouri. She has dwarfism, which explains why she's especially mini. 

She is standing next to a full sized horse and her withers comes up to about the knee of the full sized horse.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🔮 [if you are not a pope, ignore this]
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hmmmm. That doesn't sound right. Jamie, pull that up
Joe Rogan Calls Trump Fans 'F**king Nuts' And Says He's Been 'Left-Wing My Whole Life'
The podcaster disputed people’s perception of him in an eye-opening podcast.

By 
Ron Dicker
Sep 17, 2026, 09:14 AM EDT
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Updating schoolhouse rock "I'm Just a Bill" to explain how the Senate Tortoise Wrangler is kinda like the Majority Whip except that they train a 150 year old Seychelles giant tortoise to vote on federal legislation. It's not a perfect system but it's the system we have.
Mitch McConnell’s $226,000 Aide Caught Telling Him What to Do
OUT OF EARSHOT
Ewan Palmer 
Reporter

Updated Sep. 17 2026 6:10AM EDT 
Published Sep. 17 2026 4:48AM EDT
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Vance’s entire marriage has prepared him for this moment
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