iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Fuck you. But, in a friendly way.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just spitballin’ here, but what the actual fuck.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You’re not my real dad. -Jesus, to Joseph

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Am I okay? I ask my friends this a lot, and I need a confident reply or I have to go ask my dog after that

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Two wrongs don't make a right but three wrongs, well now it's a party

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 06/09/2026

is nothing sacred? the answer may surprise you

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Wanna call each other’s jobs and pretend there’s an emergency and go grab drinks, or nah?

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kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

some of you never had older sisters to tell you to shut the fuck up and it shows

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Peggy Boooooo!!!!! Blair @peggyjblair.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Dear 2026, Thank you for submitting your manuscript. While the premise was sound (a rogue president installed in the White House), we found the plot confusing. It was simply too much, to the point where any reasonable reader would say, "enough is enough."

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Ask your doctor if laying down in the middle of the road is right for you.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Dr. Seuss enters the exam room and I see him open his rhyming dictionary to the word “chlamydia”

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’m kept awake at night, sleepless at the thought of all the naps I denied myself as a child.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

little known fact, Lizzie McGuire had a much cooler older sister named Shlizzied McGuire

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I get most of my cardio from raising my voice

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Stop. You had me at "The cheese was on sale."

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19/08/2026

I've been trying to be nice but the person at LinkedIn who thinks of new kinds of notifications should be killed

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If I ignore you completely, that’s a sign of great respect in my culture

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

After our mixed drinks I had mixed emotions about your mixed bag of mixed signals. I’m all mixed up.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“I want to be part of your murder!” I call out to the crows

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

A.I. just helps people who don't want to write make things people don't want to read

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Fruity Pebbles is my favorite cereal that could easily be mistaken for aquarium gravel.

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

If you stand by Mozart's grave you can hear him decomposing.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

people just don't flounce around like they used to and it's a shame

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

OK but a dog and pony show does sound like a lot of fun

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 04/06/2024

[first day as a firefighter] [fights fire with fire] [gets fired]

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

In my remedial math class we were told to divide ourselves into two groups and it was a clusterfuck

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I put "sorry for the confusion" in every email, just in case

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 12/03/2024

i like to think of it as ourmageddon

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 10/07/2026

mitch mcconnell's toe tag trending on wikifeet

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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

“An ass that just won’t quit ?” Oh; you must mean our “president.”

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 22/12/2024

FRED: You know who really fuckin sucks? My uncle, Ebenezer Scrooge. FRED'S WIFE: Oh man, fuck that guy, I hope his dick falls into a mud puddle. SCROOGE: This is what they say about me when I'm out of sight? GHOST OF XMAS PAST: Well... FRED: We can totally see you. Get out my house.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Teaching my dog karate in case I’m not home when a bad guy breaks in.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

replying it's a secret to any questions asked is a great way to avoid unnecessary conversations

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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

news: thousands sick after eating contaminated iceberg lettuce captain of the titanic: OH I GUESS ITS NOT SO EASY TO SPOT A DANGEROUS ICEBERG NOW IS IT

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