Reposted by kaitlynJared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes. 16992953068
Reposted by kaitlynSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Taurus: You remember that scene from Alien where the guy thinks he is not feeling well, but then a creature bursts out of his chest and kills everyone? That's the best way I can describe what is happening inside of you right now, only emotionally. 729973
Reposted by kaitlynceej @ceej.online · 26/09/2026my dad senses were tingling at the show last night and then I realized nobody younger than thirty was wearing earplugs 3376536
Reposted by kaitlynGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No other word can do what fuck can do 45816
kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i really wish instagram would stop suggesting my profile to people after i’ve already denied their follow requests or maybe weird ass men should stop trying to follow me after i’ve denied their request? just a thought 230
kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the movie “mitchells vs the machines” has no business being as good as it was 000
Reposted by kaitlynmisty @skedaddle74.bsky.social · 20/09/2026my toxic trait is thinking I can fix my entire life if I just reorganize my kitchen drawer 711833
kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026sitting outside at 2am during a bout of insomnia, and a giant owl silently flew through my backyard and landed 50 feet from me i wish i could say i acted cool and definitely did not jump 250
kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026mitch mcconnell has had a longer paid leave than what i got when i had a whole ass baby 020
kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i really enjoy pilates because i get to lie down for most of it 092
Reposted by kaitlynbenny profane @thefiresermon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026love is that feeling where you think you should post on bsky but you text your partner instead, but also where you think you should text your partner but you post on bsky instead 111
kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026there can’t possibly be any playground left with the amount of sand i dump out of my son’s shoes every day after school 011
Reposted by kaitlynash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/09/2026How can I annoy thee. Let me count thy ways. <inspiration> 04522
Reposted by kaitlynKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 08/09/2026time to get high enough to forget anyone else exists 3389
Reposted by kaitlynMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When I said things couldn’t get dumber it wasn’t meant to be a dare 22091181098
Reposted by kaitlynMissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 07/09/2026▶️ PICKLE BART - Mom Jeans.open.spotify.comPICKLE BARTMom Jeans. · Puppy Love · Song · 2018 061
Reposted by kaitlynsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026asking me to holster my finger guns is illegal 310431
kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026modern day chivalry is never having to load your own bowl 031
Reposted by kaitlyn🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 02/09/2026what a horrific time to be alive 921753
Reposted by kaitlynAni • Communani @communani.bsky.social · 22/10/2025I know I don't need to say this to the majority of people, but for those who may need to hear it: If someone has split from you, please do not stalk them on other social media, try to harass their friends or by any means try to force your way back into their life. Just don't. Please and thank you. 96314
Reposted by kaitlynrichie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026genx now using mychart like boomers use facebook 1116862
Reposted by kaitlynsophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I have been going to bed extremely early and it's been delicious. 1293
kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026static.klipy.comyou had your qualmsALT: you had your qualms 001
Reposted by kaitlynsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026that’s some nice inalienable rights you’ve got there be a shame if someone supreme courted them 019646
Reposted by kaitlynNetwork Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is my year to fukin slay at ren faire 34014
Reposted by kaitlynCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I bet I would get burned as a witch if they were still doing that. 611541
Reposted by kaitlynsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026it’s too hot i think i’ll unhinge my jaw and swallow the sun 1514437
Reposted by kaitlynKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 19/08/2026normalize being useless to people who don't appreciate you 211635
Reposted by kaitlynI'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 15/08/2026all right, here’s what we’re gonna do. we’re gonna make you a highly sensitive person, and we’re also gonna make you hate feelings. 417853
kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026my kid: HEY MOM, THAT GUY SAID ‘FUCK’ me: shhh okay thank you kid: ‘FUCK’ IS A BAD WORD me: good call, let’s stop saying it then kid: IM JUST LETTING YOU KNOW HE SAID ‘FUCK’ 0111
Reposted by kaitlynDr Vanessa @hpsvanessa.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I emailed a library asking for a small but annoying favour, and they did me a big favour and it's provided absolutely crucial data for a new project and publication, and slopAI could never and yay for humans, and librarians and archivists in particular. 335127669
kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026some of you never had older sisters to tell you to shut the fuck up and it shows 1377
Reposted by kaitlynKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 12/08/2026it's high time I got high...er 13611
Reposted by kaitlynSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sorry I growled involuntarily as you walked by 1819870
