Reposted by WendyDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026that wasn’t a yawn, it was a silent scream for help 07230
Reposted by Wendychris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ugh, I can't fight this feeling anymore. Somebody gave it a sword. 1016152
Reposted by WendyAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“can we table that idea for now?” i dunno gary can we refrigerator your face for a few hours 521563
Reposted by WendyMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When will my husband return from the disco revolution. 68829
Reposted by WendyChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Nobody fears my comically large magnet, but they should. They really should. 323661
Reposted by WendyDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“You got this” you don’t know me 116157
Reposted by WendyKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I am a “Columbo” fan first, a father second. 411230
Reposted by WendySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hobbies include throwing individual potato chips into a stiff breeze 1110839
Reposted by WendyKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If you start out by saying “this is going to sound weird,” you’ll get my full attention 4264106
Reposted by Wendycrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A washed out sky full of wished out stars. 03919
Reposted by WendyBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Installed a bottomless conversation pit in our 70s-era home. 05220
Reposted by WendyJooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Be the reason for the uncomfortable silence 611744
Reposted by WendyMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's inevitable. One minute you're young, and the next minute you're talking about how much you like your crockpot. 815250
Reposted by WendyDan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Maternity pants for eating spaghetti 48833
Reposted by WendyJenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Don’t forget to trip over your own feet when walking down the hall 15020
Reposted by WendyRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026All things considered is a pretty big ask. 06332
Reposted by WendyIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Wrap this up quickly, we all have eyes to roll. 05230
Reposted by WendySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 04/09/2026if you're going to complain, at least make it rhyme or something 18842
Reposted by WendySkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i love the way you nonsense 19536
Reposted by WendyMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Just leave me alone please I say to myself 28729
Reposted by Wendychris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 01/09/2026All of my neighbours are pigeons now after attending a casual demonstration of my new machine, the Pigeonporter 2000. 25023
Reposted by WendyThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My long-term financial plan is to wish upon a star. 2226
Reposted by Wendy Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 02/09/2026seductively defrags your hard drive 48134
Reposted by WendySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/08/2026That mellow acoustic guitar solo is filling me with rage 1313042
Reposted by WendyKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 24/08/2026A disco aisle at the grocery store should be a thing 1513760
Reposted by WendyPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Steaming an entire head of cauliflower because I like a wild Saturday night. 14012
Reposted by WendyKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I try to be a ray of sunshine but am more like a humming fluorescent light 917475
Reposted by WendyMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026There's much to be said for not saying much. 717694
Reposted by WendySunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026me, looking at the police sketch artist’s drawing of a squirrel: yep, that’s him. 04823
Reposted by WendyCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Obviously I’m the captain of this sinking ship. 37030
Reposted by Wendyandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 17/08/2026For my birthday I want people to cancel plans with me 17492110
Reposted by WendySalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I just want to be as optimistic as the rusting motel sign on the old highway that says COLOR TV 1325988
Reposted by Wendycap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Thank you for asking, yes they are my real elbows 619976
Reposted by WendyBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I want to slap you across the face with a large burrito. 1610040
Reposted by WendyTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026When I was a human fun pizza restaurant show all I wanted was the animatronic life of a theme park history sailor, repeating a fact or two about life at sea every several 45 minute wait times. Now I am. 49250
Reposted by WendyIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Life never handed me a lemon. It called me from upstairs so I could get the lemon off the kitchen counter for it. 1418
Reposted by Wendygoofnor @goofnor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026happiness is a pair of plane tickets to wherever 031
Reposted by Wendyandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/08/2026Oh to be able to click "leave conversation" in real life 12432103
Reposted by WendyRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 26/07/2026We've forgotten how to make love out of nothing at all. 217482
Reposted by WendyPAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026All I want is a special someone to roll over at three a.m. and tell me I'm eating too loudly. 19123
Reposted by Wendylalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I dunno, I'd let a few wild horses drag me away 1216856
Reposted by WendyDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The character that I am performing today is someone who could somehow get through this work day. 07134
Reposted by WendyJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent. 62776874
Reposted by WendyBlather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I’ve yet to talk to anyone in this ball pit with a coherent world view. 215051
Reposted by Wendyandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/08/2026I'm pretty laid back unless I hear a phone ring more than once 11601135
