stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Voice of reason??? Yeah, we don't have that 23012
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialFat Peppy @fatpeppy3.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Objection! It wasn't a double dog dare . 171
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialDonkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Case dismissed 021
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.social🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 08/08/2026static.klipy.comA Christmas Story: It's A Major Award!ALT: A Christmas Story: It's A Major Award! 121
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.social🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Thank you and I thought you gave up hard drugs 141
stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Two wrongs don't make a right but three wrongs, well now it's a party 310345
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialk_the_(spo)okayest 🩻 @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 29/07/2026static.klipy.comTed Lasso & Coach Beard: Hold My Beer MomentALT: Ted Lasso & Coach Beard: Hold My Beer Moment 031
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialShitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When they still babyproof your house but don't want to make you sound immature 🏆👑 Congratulations @stuforreal.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️ 1113
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialJSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Oh man, the amount and different drugs/enhancements that could be added to cigarettes would melt a cashiers brain. 111
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.social Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/07/2026That's because the nicotine Is the most delicious vitamin 0485
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22/07/2026 20821134
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialEnola Emanon @enolaemanon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I'm beginning to think you're not really a superhero.static.klipy.comMan Making Funny Face with EarbudsALT: Man Making Funny Face with Earbuds 121
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialEnola Emanon @enolaemanon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Any time now... 121
stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026In a perfect world, cigarettes would be chock full o' multivitamins 69933
stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Maybe it's a matter of taste and sensibilities but i prefer my diarrhea to be subtle and refined 1197
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialGene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 17/07/2026This was an hour ago 171
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialThe Broad Majestic Shannon @shanathalas.bsky.social · 15/07/2026His baby:static.klipy.comAlien Earth T Ocellus Eyeball CreatureALT: Alien Earth T Ocellus Eyeball Creature 121
stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Fine, i'll go and save the world just gimme a goddamned minute 24320
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I just heard a song on tv referred to as "dick salt" and now that's all I can think about. 23316
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026This dystopian future is brought to you by weedy, anti-social little shits, who couldn't get a date, and who are now trying to replace us all with robots, because a robot can't/won't say no. 241000241
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/07/2026-what’s that Steely Dan song about recidivism? -Do It Again? -what’s that Steely Dan song about recidivism? 1110730
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Don’t feel too bad for worms cuz remember one day they’re going to eat you. 35626
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialSplendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Spent twenty minutes using two fingers to try and zoom in on a paper map posted on a bike trail, giving the six people in line behind me time to get the authorities on the scene. 07624
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialJax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 13/07/2026All the cool kids laugh at themselves 07433
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialChris E (He/Him) @chrise.bsky.social · 25/06/2026A joke killed my grandfather, you monster. 022
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialCornopolous, Robespierre of the City State @cornopolous.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My brother was killed by not getting a joke. How very dare you, Stu! 111
stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026They're only keeping McConnell alive because he's pregnant 210239
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialVamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 25/06/2026the last time I slid into DMs I peed my pants 78932
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 24/06/2026These intentions make really great paving stones!! So pretty! What's that up ahead? Is that.. is it... Oh shit, it's Hell, isn't it? 614039
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.social🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 24/06/2026all my pauses are pregnant 97032
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 25/06/2026You're in luck! 141
stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Hey haven't been here in a while are people still not getting jokes or what 87727
stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 26/04/2026And there was three of me and one of them and uh where was i 0178
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialdawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 15/08/2024Stephen King RT'd me on twitter with a "let trans people just fucking exist, you assholes" post, it got 30,000 RTs and Elmo suspended my account within the week. it was my finest twitter moment. 3284781
stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Religion is a mental illness Hoppy Easter! 0213
stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Funny thing happened on the way to armageddon 15328
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.social PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Sex skeets should only work if you're hot. So you should just stop 45526
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Every time someone in the Trump admin speaks, it sounds like a poorly scripted action movie and it’s just red meat for the base. I miss the days when we had officials who spoke with dignity. Iran shows how cartoonish the rhetoric is and it does nothing but put people at risk. 515624
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026lol, I had no idea what Harry Potter is, all this time I thought you all were talking about a Chuck Tingle novel about a Sasquatch that makes ceramics 0205
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Eating my cereal with a fork just to feel something 24514
Reposted by @stuforreal.bsky.socialDizzy ★ @tindizzy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026media.tenor.coma bald man wearing glasses is sitting in front of a wall .Alt: Danny DeVito wearing glasses is sitting in front of a wall shakes his head and says ‘nope’ 011
stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 25/03/2026You say catastrophic failure like it's a bad thing 03116
