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Daniel Spenser @danielspenser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Here is a character select screen from a game I made a long time ago.

Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Everyone talks about the Last Supper, but no one mentions the First Supper. Just a bunch of babies sitting around betraying each other

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

this doesn't feel unrelated to the Cornell thing

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

An understated part of this is that I think he thinks Spotify MAKES the songs.

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i feel like this gets proven every three years or so. am i crazy?

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have been writing a play about (and been in touch with) Madison Smith, a young woman who found a law from the 1800s so that she could prosecute her own rape. www.washingtonpost.com/national/a-p...

washingtonpost.com

A prosecutor says no to a rape charge, so a college student calls her own grand jury

Kansas is among six states with century-old laws allowing citizens to pursue indictments on their own.

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i cannot follow medical doctors on social media because it is important to me that I do not find out that the people in charge of my health are very stupid

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There is something about Samuel Alito's face that makes me forget what he looks like the literal second that I look away

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My newsletter has been a lot of fun lately I think, and it would be cool to me if you subscribed!!! www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sign me up for "Secretary of Just Taking a Sledgehammer To Whatever The Last Guy Put Up" in the next administration

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Saying things like, "I have to buy this LEGO set from an online thrift store today, for there is a NOR'EASTER"

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

oooh it's my favorite kind of bluesky day! i love it when we're mad about Tiny Discourse instead of Real World-Ending Shit (I sound like I'm being sarcastic, but I'm not! This is when I believe social media is at its best)

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In addition to not understanding how insurance works, why would you kick off the only people who AREN'T costing you money. That's like Planet Fitness kicking out the people who join in January and never come back. THESE ARE YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Men are from Mars, women eat their moons

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

well i'm all in for whatever this is

"3 more people climb out of sewer, NYPD says"

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

BIG NEWS: I am on the Shortlist of People Who Are Short

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

he's not wrong but also BILL BURR ON ICE would be an excellent Ice Capades show

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

On top of everything else, this does the extremely weird bullshit of pretending all minorities are one thing and then straight white men are the other thing. "So yeah, we have straight white guys, who should get at least half, and then EVERY SINGLE OTHER THING"

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Matt Cohen @mattcohen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The saddest part of this sad (but funny) post is that it’s from 2025 and we’ve all been feeling this way for far too long.

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i just want a whole life feeling what you feel that second you leave the dentist and you're like "i don't have to go to the dentist for another six months!"

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

we should make the whole country out of ballroom

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

mostly worried for the guy who had to count the bees

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i'm too old to have never opened champagne with a sword

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Important to note that I purchased this for one(1) dollar today at a NYC thrift store and this is the best day of my life

Red headed woman in a blue sweatshirt with a picture of a corgi peeking out of the pocket

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

In a normal world we'd be able to ride on that Kash Patel bestiality Senate hearing for YEARS

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

finally evidence to support my suspicion that if my parents had gotten me a donkey id have been somebody

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HIGNFY US @hignfyus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

THE WAIT IS OVER! The season premiere of HIGNFY is now streaming on CNN. Catchup on last night's episode with Comedian and Host @jonlovett.bsky.social & Journalist @juliaioffe.bsky.social #HIGNFY #news #politics #comedy

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I was invited to a rabbit wedding later this month but it was unexpectedly canceled AND I NEED TO KNOW IF A BUNNY WAS LEFT AT THE ALTAR

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I am already tired of everyone at A.I. companies releasing statements saying I WISH SOMEONE WOULD STOP ME

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I lived in (upper) Manhattan on 9/11/2001 and I'm not going to tell that story because I don't feel like it. But on September 12, 2001 I signed up for a stand-up comedy class. It started that night. And I think about that a lot.

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Mike Pielocik @mikepie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Back tomorrow night baybay!

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Last night as I was falling asleep I jerked up and bit my tongue really hard and anyway, I think Hallmark should have some sort of card or gift package for this.

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's true. 9/11's whole slogan was "Forget Pretty Soon"

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Can you IMAGINE the reaction if Mamdani said he wasn't going to the Sept. 11th ceremonies? of course he's going. He's the mayor of NYC.

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I should be allowed to duct tape one person a week to their seat

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If I was dying and I said something really good, I'd probably just shut up till the end. No one ever asks about your second-to-last words

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"It was the day after I put Rose on that door on the Titanic and the day before I saved that teacher lady on the Challenger"

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Looking past the batshit racism (which we shouldn't) for a second, it's funny to me that it's always: "MY job can't be done by A.I., but *their* job can"

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it seems impossible that 10 years in, we're still somehow discussing Trump's hair. And yet.

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It's funny that they just travel from place to place and fail to end wars

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Man at my airport gate is SHOCKED he is not allowed to go outside "just to smoke."

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St. Chris @stchris.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“Hire a former theatre kid. I don’t care what your business is: It will go better if you hire a theatre kid. You need somebody who can work on a deadline, you hire a theatre kid. You need somebody who can take over a job in a pinch and act like they’ve been doing it the whole time…”

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

One time in school, I sent a boy a "WILL YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME?" note and I did not put a "NO" box

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Why do I have to check in for my flight? Wasn’t the paying $400 bucks for the ticket enough of a hint that I want to go

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

DO NOT TALK TO ME BEFORE I'VE HAD MY COFFEE AND ALSO I DO NOT DRINK COFFEE

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

love the crowd of people attempting to pretend they have an opinion about a stop/start button on their car

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

OH NO STELLA HAS AGAIN MISPLACED HER GROOVE

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