Reposted by Joey Bfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick 411902323
Reposted by Joey BPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 03/10/2026Celine “It’s All Coming Back To Me Now” just came on and folks it’s absolute bedlam 91492
Reposted by Joey Bmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Could've sworn I just saw my dog scuttle across the ceiling like some kind of lizard. But then I remembered my dog's at a conference in Belarus this week. So I don't know what that thing was 726965
Reposted by Joey BColson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 27/07/2026Welcome to the party, pals 111170147
Reposted by Joey BfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 26/04/2024The microwave demands sacrifice 543293799
Reposted by Joey BCecil Nyx @cecilnyx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I like how in ninja turtles movie, Splinter says their back story is quite simple and then explains the most insane backstory about a rat training as a ninja then moving to New York to become homeless until he finds baby turtles in radioactive ooze. 27913
Reposted by Joey BFulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Monday: no thanks Tuesday: nice try, second Monday Wednesday: confusing, pass Thursday: maybe Friday: okay but just a little. Saturday: thanks Sunday: suspect 1294
Reposted by Joey BGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Going into the barbershop and showing them this picture 622129
Reposted by Joey BSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Not now sweetie mommy is freaking out 129077
Reposted by Joey BFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 11/08/2026i'd be so good in a sleeper cell, i'm very sleepy 836382
Reposted by Joey BViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/08/2026When I woke up today Gary Busey was sitting at the foot of my bed eating pink insulation like cotton candy 916931
Reposted by Joey BBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Think I just hit Taylor Swift with my car. No. It was a deer. Wait. It's crying about how much it hurts. It's Taylor Swift. Sorry, deer girl. 1103
Reposted by Joey BViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I'm in a weird place right now (my neighbor's grain silo) 1042583
Reposted by Joey BOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 04/07/2024happy birthday, hot dog 6332108
Reposted by Joey Bceej @ceej.online · 19/06/2026the floor is lava? that is, in many ways, a relief 1641456
Reposted by Joey BBlock Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Some days you blast the baja, some days the baja blasts you. 25716
Reposted by Joey Bashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 18/06/2026i fear we have no choice but to fill the reflecting pool with beans 671534223
Reposted by Joey Bskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/04/2026if i buy this will i be as happy as the guy staring at a garbage bag half filled with his shit 2033608655
Reposted by Joey BViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/05/2025[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything 181976466
Reposted by Joey Bal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 24/05/2026i can’t hear shit without subtitles on 1035293
Reposted by Joey BOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026brb thinking of a hypothetical situation to get angry about and ruin my day 1333179
Reposted by Joey BSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 20/05/2026dude in a backward Melo jersey pissing directly on the floor at Grand Central. Knicks in 3 743946
Reposted by Joey BTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Me: I can't, or you don't want me to? Store owner: I don't want you to take a shower in the vegetable mist 432372
Reposted by Joey BViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Catapulting plague-infected corpses into my yard is a deal breaker 611112
Reposted by Joey BAlex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I've noticed how much I’ve aged in the past 5 years and I am really hoping that adding chia seeds to my yogurt can turn this whole thing around. 2924637299
Reposted by Joey Bandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/05/20269pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes 201902345
Joey B @pointblanke.bsky.social · 12/05/2026This blog post might help! You Are Good is one of my favorites, which I discovered via You’re Wrong About. There’s a lot of good options there though depending on what subject matter you’re looking for. And an unrelated rec that was shared with me recently is Normal Gossip, which has a fun format.wilwilliams.reviewsThe “You’re Wrong About” Extended UniverseIn 2020, I fell in love with You’re Wrong About. The podcast, as one of their taglines suggests, gives a good name to saying, “Well, actually . . .” with its fact-based unpacking … 110
Reposted by Joey BSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 30/04/2026get in loser we're getting Reconstruction right this time 6170641377
Reposted by Joey BJoseph Belli @josephpbelli.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Alexander the Great is short for Alexander the Great Pumpkin. 1113
Reposted by Joey Bthe thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 28/04/2026if you pee in the matrix, you pee in real life 26420
Joey B @pointblanke.bsky.social · 20/04/2026A few favs that haven’t been mentioned yet: High and Low Thief The Killing Le Trou Diabolique Cure A Face in the Crowd Z His Girl Friday Paper Moon The Daytrippers Petite Maman 110
Reposted by Joey BKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025As the dogs and bees continued their attack, I tried in vain to remember my favorite things. 420457
Reposted by Joey BDominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I’ve been trying on the same pair of pants since 1989 (it’s the world’s biggest pair of pants & I have been free-falling down one of what I assume is one of the legs—it’s hard to tell, it’s so dark in here—for 36 years). 24012
Reposted by Joey BViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Cut the shit your honor 211226
Reposted by Joey BThe Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance. I Will Not Grow The Third Set. 76804100
Reposted by Joey BTroutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Hi Barbara? Yeah I just saw the posters you put up and no, I have not seen your cat but I'd love to. Is now a good time to come take a look? 438154
Reposted by Joey BViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to dwell on them until you lose the will to live 301329264
Reposted by Joey BFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 08/02/2026ME WATCHING THE OLYMPICS: *has never ice skated in my entire life* ooh her form was off 721933
Reposted by Joey BTroutman @robotrowboat.bsky.social · 03/03/2026If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time. 213926916
Reposted by Joey Btrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I'm an enigma, wrapped in a banana, covered in foil, and popped on barbecue 38512
Reposted by Joey Bmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Tired of everyone criticising me for my words and actions. What of my rich inner life? What of my pure intentions? 418750
Reposted by Joey BRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 23/12/2025SUPERVISOR: I need to speak with some of you in my office ME: [filling the water cooler with spaghetti] whomst 646081
Reposted by Joey Bmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/10/2025RFK Jr urges Americans to drink the contents of one glow stick a day so "everything can find its way around" inside your body. Claims severe gastrointestinal irritation caused by the non-toxic liquid "small price to pay" compared to "any stuff getting lost in there." He recommends the "red flavor." 434948
Reposted by Joey Bvineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 02/01/2026My new year’s resolution is to not be cloven in twain 7946
Reposted by Joey BSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Gotta be honest, this Ghost of Christmas Past has spent a lot more time complaining about women having the right to vote than I was anticipating 04310
![Comic. [Two images of Earth, one centered on Africa, with a dotted line behind, and the other in the foreground with a target marked in the Indian Ocean.] [caption] Dire news: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth exactly *opposite* the Yucatán Peninsula, bringing *back* the dinosaurs.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicpi7i7uw3s4sgd5vpw4vhqeoc6nqabk27v6agwwuoa67syokp54q)
