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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 11h
“ME TOO went too far” said the country that re-elected a rapist.
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Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 11h
Every single person who has interviewed me knows that this is me.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 14h
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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Paul Mainwood @paulmainwood.bsky.social · 17h
Well done McKinsey for keeping up their report that forecasts the value of the Metaverse as $5 trillion by 2030. www.mckinsey.com/capabilities...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 19h
Trump joining the AI culture war on the side of AI has been my favorite thing recently. Putting the stans in a tough spot being on the same side as the world's worst person
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Rachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cover of report "London Noise Survey" from the Ministry of Public Building and Works. Abstract radiating design under title text.
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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[standing out in my corduroy field] Beautiful, she’s almost ready for harvest
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Lit Hub @literaryhub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These 50 classic novels are short and sweet. buff.ly/ASv0RRY
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50 Great Classic Novels Under 200 Pages
We updated this list as part of the the Best of the Best Books Reading Challenge! Join the challenge now! Very short novels have a special magic—not least because, not to be morbid, you can simply …
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Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 25/09/2026
“A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms… What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? [grabs a baseball bat] Baseball!“
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Digital illustration in a black and white graphite style. An anthropomorphic hot dog with mustard wearing a straw boater, gloves, big wingtip shoes, and carrying a cane is doing an outrageous strut. The background is piled with the phrase ’ maybe it will happen today’.
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Bowiesongs (C. O'Leary) @bowiesongs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
William Claxton, "Coltrane at the Guggenheim," 1960
JC on the Guggenheim staircaseColtrane in profile
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
the boys are never coming back to town. the boys have been dead for 10 years.
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling.
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isis Theatre Winamac, IN
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Frame #5958 from E08 All Cooped Up
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Robert Christgau @rxgau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hear ye, hear ye (or maybe see ye, see ye): More film festival screenings of "The Last Critic" in Portland, Portsmouth, Wichita, and Park City. Portland Film Festival October 2nd @ 8:30pm The Den (1126 NW Marshall Street, Portland, Oregon) Tickets: pdxff26.eventive.org/schedule/6aa...
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Portland Film Festival 2026
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A dark, rainy night. Bolts of lightning and a large castle seen in silhoutte. 
Narration: "Meanwhile...."
From inside, someone orders, "Start the film." #TCMParty
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote it with Rob Smigel. And yes, it was pulled from reruns.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes having our fertilizer shipped from a Russian proxy dictator half the world away is surely a better way to arrange things than getting it from our democratic, once-friendly neighbor here in the North America
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New York Magazine @nymag.com · 21/09/2026
New York Magazine’s picks for what to see, hear, watch, and read from September 23 to October 7: Luca Guadagnino’s Sam Altman biopic, ‘Artificial,’ at the New York Film Festival, Marlon James in conversation with Colson Whitehead, and more.
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25 Notable New Releases Over the Next Two Weeks
New York Magazine’s picks for what to see, hear, watch, and read from September 23 to October 7: Luca Guadagnino’s Sam Altman biopic, ‘Artificial,’ at the New York Film Festival, Marlon James in conversation with Colson Whitehead, and more.
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Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 21/09/2026
Got an interview request from a Lithuanian journalist…you never know what you’re walking into when it comes to Eastern Europe…kinda racist sometimes...but maybe I’m being too harsh! I should check out the newspaper at least…hit the front page and — www.15min.lt/naujiena/akt...
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Lietuvos žmogaus teisių centras apie „juodaodes“ Šilutės šventėje: „Nėra priimtina“
Rugsėjo 5-ąją Šilutėje garavo žuvienės puodai, o aplink vieną iš jų šoko virėjų komanda, apsitaisiusi juodais kostiumais ir vaizduojanti juodaodes moteris. Šis pasirodymas...
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Matt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a comic by Russ Heath, who drew the comic one of Lichtenstein’s most famous panels was based on
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 21/09/2026
H1292.1.1 Question (propounded on quest): Why does no one ever drink water of two certain wells?
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Jean-Michel Basquiat @basquiat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Untitled, 1983 botfrens.com/collections/27/content…
Gift of Max and Dorothy Fenmore
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Narration: “12:30 A.M. - POE HOUSE, WHERE EDGAR ALLAN FOE ONCE RENTED ROOMS ON GOTHAM CITY'S UPPER WEST SIDE! NOW IT IS MAINTAINED AS A POE MUSEUM!
The batmobile rolls up to the building.
“NICE CAR YOU'VE GOT THERE, BATMAN! HOW MANY MILES TO THE GALLON DO YOU GET?”“SHUT UP, RIDDLER, JUST SHUT UP!”
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Daniel Kraus @danielkraus.com · 19/09/2026
I’ve been trying to put my finger on this exact thought for years, and here it is succinctly expressed.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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Friendly Neighborhood Mouse @missmouse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I volunteered for Eugene Vindman’s campaign back in 2024, canvassing for 5 hours straight on Election Day while still recovering from major leg surgery. Two months ago, his campaign asked me to canvass again. I said I’m sorry, I won’t. I only volunteer for candidates who stand up for trans rights.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are
I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.

But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TIL even the guy who wrote the book called "If Anyone Builds It, Everyone Dies" that everyone keeps talking about also isn't really sure what an AI apocalypse entails. It's the No. 1 news story in the country and no one can even detail what it is!
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Liora Halperin @lioracle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Good timing to get to this surprise line in Colson Whitehead, Cool Machine: “The High Holidays usually found Zippo in synagogue smug and content, wracking his brain for something to atone for: Nada.”
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
From the never-produced Mr. Show movie HOORAY FOR AMERICA! Late ‘90s.
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CUT
DAVID
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It's very simple. This is my last campaign stop. In the next month, my opponents will spend an estimated combined total of 178 million dollars campaigning for your vote. I, too, will spend 178 million dollars. On you. If elected, I will send each and every registered voter a check for 4,072 dollars and 65 cents.
David holds up a GIANT CHECK to "Joe Public."
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Arthur David Spota @adaspota.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
American artist and AIDS activist David Wojnarowicz, closely associated with the art movement that developed in NYC's Lower East Side during the 80s. History Keeps Me Awake at Night #DavidWojnarowicz #ContemporaryArt
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026
bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars
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Rachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cover of "New York Streets for People" with large title in Helvetica typeface on a red background.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 11/09/2026
Here’s how the New York Times describes this moment in their coverage:
At one point Mr. Trump asked attendees to raise their right hands and pledge to him that he would vote with their family and friends.
Dutifully, they did.
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Impossibly rad
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You might think you know what you're in for by photo 3. I assure you, you are not.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
We were poor and couldn’t afford Slinkys so we just threw ourselves down the stairs
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Close up of a classified advertisement appearing in something we used to call a newspaper. It says: HAVE STRANGE THINGS BEEN HAPPENIGN TO YOU LATELY? HAS OUR OWN BODY BECOME A STRANGER TO YOU? HAVE YOU SUDDENLY ACQUIRED UNUSUAL TALENTS OR DISABILITIES? When no one else can help you, we can. The Clinic for Paranormal Research. Call toll-free 1-800-555-NORM.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Unfolding my iPhone to show you a Meta Glasses recording of my final divorce proceedings
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One minute AI folks are telling us we’re overreacting when we oppose data centers and the next that their work will kill us all. It‘s like they think we’re not listening to all of it.
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Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 09/09/2026
Reposting for all those people who finished their manuscripts over the summer & are like, “now what do I do?"
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