skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 1hposting "it's spoopy season " before entering my Masturbatorium 4699
Reposted by skáldskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026when news of your growing support among incel school shooters reaches hell 0773
Reposted by skáldfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 16/07/2025CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen 126134913015
Reposted by skáldVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 22hFord-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s 15678168
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a couple klarna goons threatened to break my legs if i don't pay off my burrito debt 1293
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026chris illitch is the ultimate fall son i can't wait until he has one too many and wraps his suv around a telephone pole 2323
Reposted by skáldgamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi. 441866405
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026had my first novel and original insight into something in a long time today and now i feel stoned 3530
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you don't hear great music from the Dutch because their souls lack poetry 6442
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026sorry i work in the public sector, i thought B2B meant butt to butt 3400
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026big month for political polling perverts coming up 1160
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026telling the taco bell AI ill kill myself unless it gives me a free doritos loco 632036
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the vanguard of the pro AI space lolwashingtonsun.comThe AI Bros Are PartyingHundreds gathered at a bitcoin-themed bar in D.C. to counterprogram the national backlash against data centers and AI. 4232
Reposted by skáldSpooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/04/2025do you accept? 1017927
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026in a cultural bubble that's just me and me favorite 49 king gizzard albums 3395
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026oh word?abcnews.comE. coli outbreak linked to raw milk cheese brand: CDC, FDAThe U.S. Food and Drug Administration and Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are investigating a multistate outbreak of E. coli infections. 3555
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026rolling stone: 43 year old poser pretends he hasn't heard the baby song for babies. and if he hasn't actually heard it, it's because he's a piece of shit 526421
Reposted by skáldMaciek Hamela @maciekhamela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026With the Strait of Hormuz closed, Iraq has resorted to moving its oil across the desert to Syria in hundreds of tanker trucks, in true Mad Max style. From there, it will be shipped to worldwide markets. 1511949551
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026at the whiskey bar and my friend described his drink as "very oak forward" and i did the j/o motion for three minutes 6720
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026not now babe im nostalgia posting about a three year old social media site 0512
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if you go in for an interview and they don't offer you water or coffee they're an employer who'll treat you like shit 4957
Reposted by skáldskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 02/07/2023when i was in seventh grade i was hanging out with my grandpa in his back yard when all of a sudden he stopped talking, leaned forward in his folding chair with a furrowed brow and said "boy, you gotta walk through this world like you got two dicks" and ive thought about it almost every day since 1021217
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026had a candidate wear a button cuff shirt to a job interview instead of french cuffs so i sent him back to whichever trailer park he crawled out of 424129
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞ 532674547
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026every time i read something that pisses me off i do 10 pushups so now im stronger than god 3520
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"download the app to continue reading" how about you suck my dick 41309
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this is what taking only one communism will do to you 0500
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026mitch mcconnell wheeled into a spirit halloween and installed in the entry display 3824
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it's nice we get to watch this demon rot on video 81001
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just my completely unbiased opinion this kind dude is a real upstanding guy and some say incredibly handsome, maybe even sexy. 4774
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026don't second guess yourself man she definitely posted that selfie for you to be desperately horny in the replies 1746963
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's going to be incredibly easy for journalists to write the human interest stories about the people who've lost their insurance because of this move 2431
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026america is going to find out very soon that without the world subsidizing our economy we can no longer afford to divert an outsized portion of the productive economy to private health insurance companies 2926
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the only millennial song was the freaking AOL dial tone. we heard it in the computer room where family computered. sudafed was still real back then and we asked jeeves how to cook meth while we listened to hoobastank album and our parents drank from the hose 1772391
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026does kalshi have a betting line on now many gambling related suicides they'll cause this year 210912
Reposted by skáldTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 562782426
skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026in Virginia the increase in electricity consumption, infrastructure costs, and electricity imports in the state is *entirely* driven by data centers 1629
