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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/09/2026

I had a very polite visitor today.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 26/09/2026

I spent the last three days looking for our pepper shaker, growing more and more convinced that someone broke into our house and stole it for giggles. I just found it, less than an inch from where it was supposed to be but sitting on top of the peanut butter.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 18/08/2026

My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/05/2023

If you accidentally fall into the Kool-Aid Man, he starts swishing around like a laundry machine & swallows you whole.

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ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026

got a new phone and had to wait like four hours to get back on bluesky. did you guys know there’s grass outside

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/09/2026

This is moments after I informed her that she won the award for being the best girl with the most beautiful everything AND the award for being the prettiest princess in all of the land. She was quite delighted to accept her prizes (belly rubs and dog treats).

Roxi and Crockett's german shepherd cross in front of a fridge

Roxi and Crockett's dog getting chin rubs

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/09/2026

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

[getting ready to do my little tasks]

a cat staring at a laptop with an annoyed expression

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 04/02/2024

Bro… BRO… please tell me you did NOT just enshroud our local star within a dyson sphere… BRO… NOW THE NEIGHBORS WILL KNOW OUR POWER LEVEL BRO… un-shroud it RIGHT NOW so they think it was an anomalous space cloud event blocking their view of our system… BRO… UNSHROUND THE STAR RIGHT NOW BRO

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a bear

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Well, I finally gave in and bought a feral mountain lion for my home office. Honestly I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, it's actually been a huge inconvenience

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i don’t think it’s a coincidence that some comfort foods are very similar, for example: macaroni and cheese, grilled cheese, cheddar cheese. all have a similar orangish color in them

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

bath time

painting of a capybara in a flowery forest jumping into the river

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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 11/09/2026

everyone did a great job today, with posting i mean. idk how you did at your actual jobs. i wasnt paying attention, but probably not good if i had to guess.

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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 09/09/2026

I wasn't allowed to open the fridge tonight to get snacks until I paid the belly rub tax and honestly, that is fine.

Roxi and Crockett's perfect dog and a bunch of random furniture in the background

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 10/09/2026

It's never fun getting bitten by a mosquito and I get that but I was bitten by a mosquito while I was indoors today and I feel like that specific mosquito violated some kind of unspoken mosquito ethical code.

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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 09/09/2026

computer figure out how i can have a burger for lunch tomorrow. you should do a breakthrough.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 09/09/2026

I wasn't allowed to open the fridge tonight to get snacks until I paid the belly rub tax and honestly, that is fine.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

✨ Congratulations! You have been selected to log off for three days to go sharpen a knife with a whetstone and slice some tomatoes

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.

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merritt @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026

you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

THERAPIST: So, what do you do to relax? ME: I play a video game where I roleplay as a 911 dispatcher THERAPIST: [rapidly taking notes] oh ME: 10-4, copy, over and out

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

Found a spider today that looked like a daddy longlegs but slightly different. I hadn't seen it before so I googled it and the name for this new spider ended up being "granddaddy longlegs." Like, of course, that would be the name, why wouldn't it be? The universe is amazing.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 07/09/2026

[getting ready to do my little tasks]

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Why would you read nonfiction. That stuff already happened, it doesn't matter anymore. Do you look up yesterday's weather before you go outside too

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

thirty eight bluesky dogs and cats u should see

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 04/09/2026

one thing that's extremely important when you go to costco is to stop 4 feet from the entrance and get organized while several would be shoppers wait behind you. not a lot of people know this.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 04/09/2026

I might not be one of the most influential posters on Bluesky but I am the most likely to post about raccoons and eating lasagna in my shower so I have that going for me.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day. Today I was too tired to peel a mango

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 02/09/2026

Sometimes I see posts saying “people are discoursing” when what they mean is that people are talking. So I put together this guide for you to determine the difference: If I like the topic and/or participants, that’s a discussion If the topic or participants are annoying to me, that’s discourse

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 31/08/2026

There is a daddy longlegs spider that has been living in our bathroom for months but it keeps to itself & minds its own business. Every day, I check to make sure it's still in the same area. It always is. We have an understanding. It eats the bugs. I let it live in the bathroom corner. Harmonious.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 31/08/2026

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 31/03/2026

SOCIETY: no more AI pls & thx CORPORATIONS: we are pleased to announce KETCHUP 2.0 which is exactly like the regular ketchup you already know and love but it's powered by AI somehow which makes it better and it costs $79 per bottle

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

thousands of years of research and scientists are no closer to definitively answering the question of what's for dinner

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

A partial lunar eclipse is good for when you only feel like turning into half a werewolf

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 28/08/2026

We had an incredible find at the grocery store today.

Snoop Dogg Rap Snacks BBQ cheddar potato chips

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/06/2024

Unfortunate, but true: the only antidote to poster’s madness is having a rich and fulfilling personal life

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 28/08/2026

We had an incredible find at the grocery store today.

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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026

We’re not changing it.

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Jan Willem Nijman @jwaaaap.com · 25/08/2026

the thing about indie games is that if someone designs one single game I love, I’ll get whatever they make for the rest of their lives and pretty much always have a good time. people are so attached to ip but imo you really gotta know the creators.

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Bluesky @bsky.app · 27/08/2026

Now you can opt out of having your posts shown to non-followers in the Discover feed. We know not everyone wants to go viral. Sometimes you're just posting for your followers. This is one of a few updates we're working on to give you more control over your experience and help you find your people.

Instructional image titled "Hide your posts from non-followers in Discover" accompanied by a screenshot of the "privacy and security" options from the Bluesky settings menu. "Ask apps to hide my posts from algorithmic recommendations" is toggled to the "on" state.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/08/2026

Someone should invent a brain that tells your body to go to sleep when it is tired instead of forcing it to watch adorable puppy videos endlessly until you accidentally drop your phone on your face and decide to post about it so that your followers yell at you to go to bed.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

When I was 8, my best friend stole my boomerang and we got into a big fight. The next day his parents died in a car accident and I never saw him again. Jeff, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang

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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Sorry, I can’t be out late. My cat has developed an elaborate bedtime routine and she’s very strict.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I hate it when they call me a biter. I have a vast and rich interior life. I am not defined by my biting

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

you know what they always say: eat a quesadilla and then lie down immediately

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