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Grosdoriane

@grosdoriane.bsky.social
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im awsome. Consider someone else: stop consuming animals.

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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 2h
"Humane," when it comes to the execution of people and slaughter of animals, is always a sneaky way to say "the violence is clean and more palatable." Humane killing is an oxymoron. You can't make it better, only less messy and less psychologically difficult for observers.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 4h
Sorry, man. I can't make it tonight. My phloem is all messed up and I can't transport substances throughout my structure.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 4h
Going back in time to visit the Library of Alexandria and coming back like "Nah, we honestly didn't lose much. It was mostly comic books and romance novels."
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 4h
Scientists are still trying to understand why gaining 20lbs basically makes you look like a completely different person, but then losing that same 20lbs makes literally no difference at all.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 5h
My $6.58 dividend has been reinvested!!! At this rate, I'll be a millionaire by the time I'm 100,000 years old!!
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 6h
It's not even 9am, and I'm googling apple reviews to see which kind I want to add to my grocery list. I wish I could just be a normal guy.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 17h
You ever Google something and then think "Alright, I should just go to bed now. Nothing important is going to happen tonight if I stay up late"?
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 18h
It's so funny how the only people who really ever used Bitcoin right, in a manner in which its stated goal was actualized, were lonely drug addicts who were good at computers in the early-2010s and, adjusted for inflation in 2026, spent $140,000,000 on heroin.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 18h
People with drooly dogs will be like "aren't they so cute? 🥰🥰🥰" and it's like, actually, no. I find your mutt to be a disgusting and detestable freak. i would not allow that thing in my home for even a second.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 18h
so this is it, huh? this is life? every day we must wake up and poop at some point? seriously?
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 19h
when i start thinking nicer thoughts about myself it is SO OVER for you mf'ers....
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 21h
we're not doing spooky this october. we are not doing scary this october. not even at all, my little heart won't be able to take it
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 23h
he wants to be iPod sooooo bad
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
United States Marines: The #1 Tools in the World
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The next 40 years are going to be so god damn stupid.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not making fun of M*ch**l Tr*c*y "for his looks." I'm making fun of him for being a slob, which affects the way that he looks...
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heard in the Hallways just now: "Would you rather have a boy or girl?" "Bro, I feel like by the time I have kids, I can choose" "Bro, no... That's like low-key messed up"
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a retatrutide, BC157, Epitalon, and test stack does to a mf'er who sits around and posts on Twitter all day
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is simply of the public's concern, and my constitutional right through the first amendment, that I do something completely evil and get to put my name on it for everyone to see that I did it.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bro, your tits are hudge
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Thiel looks like the puppet from Interpol's "Evil" music video wished to become a real boy.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbh, if I'm turning right at a red light and I see you behind me being impatient, then I can tell you for a fact that what we're both about to do is sit there and be patient for that green.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The scary thing is that Senator Eric Schmitt is actually the smartest person in Missouri.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"This town is big enough for the two of us" - The Cowboy of Kindness
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ChatGPT, make me Holy.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wendy's is a cool concept for a restaurant. "What if someone sold hamburgers out of a public restroom?"
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Resident Evil" was just some good ol' fashioned Fun At The Movies.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well, that should settle that i think.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A "No seed oils" label is the quickest way to get me to not but a product, because I'm not going to buy food from a fucking idiot.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Winning the midterms by promising a bunch of people that in the next 5 years they will have the privilege of working in a steel mill.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you can get 10 sides of jalapeno for free on the movie theater app. If you seeing a movie and hungry to save a few bucks, this is a great snack option 👇👇
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The "haven't heard Choosing Texas" thing is annoying because there's no angle to make it an individualized cultural problem [Like the absolutely nothing "Listen to everything but country" article]. But there IS a case to be made that it's crazy how some people don't pay attention to anything.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I were a bird, I would be one of the beautiful seed-eating birds who looks down on the detestable, dirty worm-eaters.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jus heard someone say "the better part of half a decade," which is such a crazy way to exaggerate what could be, like, 2 years and 7 months.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well that can't be right
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
disagreed with a lot of what he did in office, but he had a way of speaking to the american people in a way that reminded us that we're all in this together
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my dream vacation:
a bunch of peter griffins in yellow cars on a beautiful tropical beachpeter griffins in yellow cars on a beautiful tropical beach, they are swimming in the water
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's ridiculous that even my dad needs to know who Stavros Halkias is now.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BREAKING: Local Dumbass Stupid
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rip ted kaczynski. you would have loved watching commercials for the Wendy's® App on the gas pump screen.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Buffalo Bills are going to need to score some more points if they want to have any chance of winning this football game.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[me, to the cashier at the worst little store i have ever been to] excuse me, were these items thoughtfully curated?
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is a most lovely day to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. don't you agree?
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you owe the bank $1,000,000, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100,000,000, that's also your problem and the problem is now 100x worse.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay, thanks. i was wondering
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there is two kind of job. you either work at a desk or work at the store. every job fits into these two categories without exception.
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
crazy to believe in abrahamic religions when abraham wasn't even real. but, alas, not my circus, not my monkeys
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jacques Tits
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Grosdoriane @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone was talking about "Listening to Cleveland" today, and I swear to Christ I thought they were talking about from Family Guy for a second.
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