Reposted by Patrick Monahanmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 3hleave aside the GOP, it also did not stop the political news media from covering the Hunter story as if it were a corrupt scandal rather than Biden bending over backwards to let a Republican fuck his son over. 860182
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 2hAstros players going after their own fans for booing them in a playoff loss… now that’s something you simply hate to see 7918
Reposted by Patrick Monahanvideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 13hpersonal computing, magazine, cover (1977) archive.org/details/Pers... 118639
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14hThe “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 372445346
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15hGirardi referencing “It’s not what you want” on commentary. Wonderful 3456
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15hAaron Boone if he gives his first reliever a clean start to an inning 1786
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 16hMan if Eric Schmitt were capable of feeling anything resembling shame just think about how rough his night would be 1138426
Reposted by Patrick MonahanNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone. 044671
Reposted by Patrick Monahanphylan @phylan.website · 17hsmoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak 421688189
Reposted by Patrick MonahanWhat A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Folks, this week on ‘𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒔 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒘’ we covered EVERYTHING: -A tarantula that needs get 𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗗 🕷️ -Samsung smart fridges 𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 themselves 💻🍓 -A boot camp for abandoned 𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗢𝗢𝗡𝗦 🦝 & MORE! apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod placesapple.coWhat A Time To Be AliveComedy Podcast · Updated Biweekly · Comedians Patrick Monahan (@ pattymo), Kath Barbadoro (@ kathbarbadoro) and Eli Yudin (@ eliyudin) count down the things every week that make you say the thing that... 2283
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026Lol THIS is the big mystery announcement? Something that one hundred percent will not happen and that even if it did wouldn’t have a meaningful impact on the vast majority of the country’s financial situation? He’s entering Shelly Levene Mode 2434345
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026Taylor Swift doing the Taylor Swift Surprised Face at the VMAs upon finding out she’s the inaugural winner of the Taylor Swift Award 832214
Reposted by Patrick MonahanNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful. 8107880
Reposted by Patrick MonahanTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think I’m probably gonna outlive my wife but there’s no way to say that without sounding like you have a plan 1545619
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026Sorry to Phillies fans on the Phillies making the playoffs 837842
Reposted by Patrick Monahanlibby watson @libbycwatson.com · 27/09/2026i am doing this right now. i am making homer's nacho hat. twitch.tv/libtron 41327
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026I suppose there’s a nonzero chance THE SOCIAL RECKONING ends like INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS 31834
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026Maybe these articles (about two different people!) are Important in some way I’m not grasping but I gotta say my default position here is “Damn who cares” 1632122
Reposted by Patrick MonahaneBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026catch of the day 🐟 317222
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026We’ve all been constantly clamoring to hear about, and from, the Emanuel brothers, and the press is finally catching on 414810
Reposted by Patrick Monahanhorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023everyone's talking about some guy. who cares. 14887224
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026I apologize to Rolling Stone for not, to my knowledge, having heard “Choosin Texas”, the most popular song in history. I will do better next time 51113381
Reposted by Patrick MonahanThe Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true. 07011
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026Johnny Depp eats decorative plant at Las Vegas party in bizarre video 112089
Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026God remember when Elon went onstage with Chappelle? Double Epic Genius Alert 1242713
Reposted by Patrick MonahanRural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Beards Bolton, MS 640250
Reposted by Patrick MonahanBen Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about. 582483361
Reposted by Patrick MonahanCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 130105172082
Reposted by Patrick MonahanRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Claude how do I “wipe my ass?” 1961645
Reposted by Patrick MonahanJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother” 101171165