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Patrick Monahan

@pattymo.com
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cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social whatatimepod.com

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 3h
leave aside the GOP, it also did not stop the political news media from covering the Hunter story as if it were a corrupt scandal rather than Biden bending over backwards to let a Republican fuck his son over.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 2h
Astros players going after their own fans for booing them in a playoff loss… now that’s something you simply hate to see
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 13h
personal computing, magazine, cover (1977) archive.org/details/Pers...
einstein, wearing a green top, sitting cross legged at a computer with pong on the screen, looking back at you. he is holding a cassette and other cassettes are aying about. he has tiny angelic wings and looks to be sitting on a cloudy surface with light shining down on him. the computer looks as if has just been unwrapped as there is scrunched up paper under it and a bow still sitting on top.
prominent text: intelligent video games are here
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14h
Ben Rice x Ben’s Original rice ad image
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15h
Girardi referencing “It’s not what you want” on commentary. Wonderful
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15h
Copilot, make people come to my pizzeria. Thank you Copilot
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15h
Aaron Boone if he gives his first reliever a clean start to an inning
Sick ET covered in tubes
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 16h
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 16h
Man if Eric Schmitt were capable of feeling anything resembling shame just think about how rough his night would be
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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phylan @phylan.website · 17h
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22h
“This is a completely full flight”
Donald Trump “you’re telling me for the first time”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/09/2026
My Letterboxd review of TUNER (2025):

Good Will HEARING! Relax
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Evil Sarkastodon @billthecat.club · 29/09/2026
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Folks, this week on ‘𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒖𝒔 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒘’ we covered EVERYTHING: -A tarantula that needs get 𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗗 🕷️ -Samsung smart fridges 𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 themselves 💻🍓 -A boot camp for abandoned 𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗢𝗢𝗡𝗦 🦝 & MORE! apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places
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What A Time To Be Alive
Comedy Podcast · Updated Biweekly · Comedians Patrick Monahan (@ pattymo), Kath Barbadoro (@ kathbarbadoro) and Eli Yudin (@ eliyudin) count down the things every week that make you say the thing that...
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/09/2026
Updating all my stupid little apps!
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Alan Fanciful @alanfanciful.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trending

1. Horgus
2. MLB wild card series airs on Peacock
3. DOT rolls back fuel economy standards
4. Avengers Doomsday and Endgame Encore buzz
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horgus
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026
Debbie Harry in VIDEODROME saying “Don’t be afraid to let your body die.”
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026
Lol THIS is the big mystery announcement? Something that one hundred percent will not happen and that even if it did wouldn’t have a meaningful impact on the vast majority of the country’s financial situation? He’s entering Shelly Levene Mode
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift doing the Taylor Swift Surprised Face at the VMAs upon finding out she’s the inaugural winner of the Taylor Swift Award
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I’m probably gonna outlive my wife but there’s no way to say that without sounding like you have a plan
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Sorry to Phillies fans on the Phillies making the playoffs
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 27/09/2026
i am doing this right now. i am making homer's nacho hat. twitch.tv/libtron
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
I suppose there’s a nonzero chance THE SOCIAL RECKONING ends like INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 4 Episode 12A - Put to Pasture - Frame 13
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Who is this child behind the news desk. This baby
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Maybe these articles (about two different people!) are Important in some way I’m not grasping but I gotta say my default position here is “Damn who cares”
WaPo Bluesky post promoting an article:

Inspired by female conservative influencers, Amy Dangerfield worked to become one of Nick Fuentes's model "groypettes." A vicious fight left her grappling with the dark side of far-right fame.NYT headline and subhed:

Her Brand Was Tradwife.
Now She's Divorced.
What happens when a trad influencer leaves her husband, questions her beliefs, stops selling anti-feminism T-shirts - and still needs to make a living online?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Hang on.
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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
catch of the day 🐟
White Fishs Eddy diner mug with blue "Catch of the Day" fish graphics.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Ludwig really freaked it on this one
“Shakari” from THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
We’ve all been constantly clamoring to hear about, and from, the Emanuel brothers, and the press is finally catching on
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
I apologize to Rolling Stone for not, to my knowledge, having heard “Choosin Texas”, the most popular song in history. I will do better next time
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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Johnny Depp eats decorative plant at Las Vegas party in bizarre video
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
Hang on.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026
God remember when Elon went onstage with Chappelle? Double Epic Genius Alert
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beards Bolton, MS
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Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about.
The image is a tweet from Sen. Tommy Tuberville that reads:  "Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots. Lord help us."
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026
Okay now we’re talkin!
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026
Scent Work class. Putting in the hours
Liza in front of her obstacle course to get to the birch scent in the cardboard box
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026
Mr. Turmp loves football like me!!!! Thank you Sir!! 🫡
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Claude how do I “wipe my ass?”
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”
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