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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we'll kick the winning score
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wearing a t shirt that says unregistered flex offender with arrows point at my biceps
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JLP @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026
They didn’t know anything about premium items back then
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thinking of a really good comeback in the shower 20 years later
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Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
opening a customers container of berries and snacking on them while i scan through the rest of their groceries
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
uber driver helped my uncle jack off a horse??
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Jøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
white boy told me my dog has swag ?? (not clickbait)
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pushing the nurse call button every 5 minutes to thank them for their hard work
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just caught your man enjoying a delightful stroll
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026
yeah can i get a chance of big mac and a small to large fries with the 3x bonus multiplier and randomized beverage with the free spins for ice, oh and one side bet that your buns are stale
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"do it right or don't do it at all" is a huge timesaver
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You have a new message on MyNemesis. Subject: You thought you could hide from me?
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walter (extra bone haver) @cucumber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
doubling down on bronze as the alloy of the future
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Hunter @holybible.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
what if it goes well
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avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
meager ass existence damn
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
do you think fast food companies are pissed off how expensive gambling has made it to advertise during sports now
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slime and goop @snakeroot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saying 'no' to feeling bad
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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
our age of bronze is collapsing vs no its not
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perfect angel @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
instead of having a "take" why dont you "take" your "girlfriend" out to a "nice restaurant"
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*texting your dad* i never tire of doing shit the old fashioned way
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
pee is stored in tremendous underground salt caverns
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
super intelligence is a great start but we should also acknowledge it's the best to ever do it, i suggest we call it GOATSI
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Jøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the sexual tension between me and a flare gun when my enemy is covered in gasoline…… … ……… …… .
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what if ed sheeran channels all his emotions about feeling sad and betrayed by making more songs. not so funny now is it
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hi, I'm Crab Man. You might remember me from that video where I was yelling at the employees at a deli and then some punk teenagers tabletopped me and I fell perfectly face-first into a pie on a table. But there's nothing "viral" and "taken out of context" about monosodium glutamate poisoning.
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guys let's be really sick and then we get a little better
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hope you are goo
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
coffee time first to ever do it
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 15/09/2026
it’s time to stop reacting to the news and start reacting to your children who need their father
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
(wetly) babe please the foul mage tricked me
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(louder now i see you're wearing earbuds): i said i think you should smile more
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avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
your bannermen are all calling me their liege lord btw
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me: can i get uhhh large fry and a small vanilla shake my therapist: is it helpful for you to think of me as a mcdonalds employee
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
word to the wise - don't ever make a single mistake
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
saw a bird slip and fall on its ass in a puddle. the world contains many wonders
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the unmanageable chulk @hulkfuckscar.top · 14/09/2026
"what's your favorite color" i reject the question. i dont have a "favorite" color. i enjoy the interplay of how multiple colors can complement each other, and that interplay can happen between any combination of colors. i am neurotypical.
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Hunter @holybible.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Guys let’s go outside & hit things with sticks
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
idk who needs to hear this but it's ok to defraud the investors in your blood testing technology
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
same day deliver us from evil
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
god we may need you to lock in for this one
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
food is kinda a feast for the eyes for the mouth
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Jøules @known-issues.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
giving my dog a controller too so she doesn’t feel left out when I play games
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
yes i stole candy from your baby do you have any idea how bad candy is for babies
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 13/09/2026
i hope this email fuckingh GETS YOU
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(roadrunner at the memorial): meep (solemn pause) meep
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i grabbed drinks with a raven last night and he quoth a bunchh of shit he probably shouldn't have lol
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