iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Can’t. Avoiding reality.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

March 15th Playlist: •You can’t hide your lyin’ ides •Ides without a face •She’s got Bette Davis ides •Blue ides cryin’ in the rain •Smoke gets in your ides •Can’t take my ides off you •Ide rather go blind

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Pronouncing the word police as poh-LICE

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I don’t know about you but I find the constant rage to be quite slimming

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

fun fact: Julius Caesar's last known words were, "why's everyone acting so fucking weird???"

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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

C.R.E.A.M. Cats Rule Everything Around Me

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. Went out, had a few drinks, nice guy. He's a Web Designer.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Some people make you sorry you met them immediately and frankly I think it’s a good skill we have

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

the best accessories will always be books

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I tried LOL’ing but WTF’ing is as far as I could get

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I wish that everything worthwhile wasn’t hidden in a cave behind a waterfall but that’s just the way it is kid

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/02/2025

am i allowed to talk to futurechild with only a comical accent for the first few years of their life as a bit

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Husband seducing me with dryer repair [swoon]

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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

A 1980s sick day with some Bob Barker Price is Right and alphabet soup would fix me.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Oops, I did it again (bought more books I fully intend to read… eventually).

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

“Baby steps,” I tell myself as I straighten my diaper and toddle off to the Gerber casting call

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Why do we call it running errands, rather than store trek?

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

The question with no answer: is the laundry in the drier cold or still wet?

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

R2-D2 vs. the Butlerian Jihad

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

"Kids, hold daddy's glasses while he battle raps this fool."

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Forever chasing the high of those scented markers that smelled like fruit. I mean I think they made you a little high 🫠

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Mary Mayheminem @myevilvalentine.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

My 17 y/o just taught me how to say the word “asymptote” and my day went from obtuse to a-cute. I pitched this joke to her and she told me that I can’t mix up maths like that and still be funny. Joke’s on her, I’m never funny.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I’m starting to understand why old people are so damn grumpy.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Not to brag but I just sneezed and my cat said gesundheit. Which is wild bc I didn't think she spoke German.

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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

if I get 10k followers by march I will quit your job.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

After 23 years I'm still excited for my wife to come home from work but mostly because I don't know how to pay the mortgage.

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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I need naps more now than I ever did when I was a child.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

it's always measles, measles, measles. never USasles

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

My wife is already saying “be careful with the treats when you are in Los Angeles” and she knows I can’t do that

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Staced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I can tell how heavily this world is weighing on me by how long it takes to find emojis.

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I stopped worrying about the apocalypse. I hope to be one of the first to go

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Mary Mayheminem @myevilvalentine.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

A short play about the phone call I just made: *ring ring* Me: Hello. I don’t have labs ordered and I am supposed to, can you please have my doc send them in? It’s really important. Office: We don’t have any lab orders for you. Me: Ok, I’ll go die then. *hangs up*

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

WIFE: what’s for dinner? ME: shepherd’s pie WIFE: ooh yummy [sudden knock at the door] ME: do not answer that! WIFE: what did you— SHEPHERD: [from outside] GIVE ME BACK MY PIE

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