iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ME: there is no "i" in "the beholder" therefore beauty does not exist SOCRATES: holy shit

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

when I get older ✔️ losing my hair ✔️ many years from now ❌

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My not having anything interesting to say is really getting in the way of my posting

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can’t explain it, but I think people who pronounce it “expresso” are happier

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A Yelp but for bands, but you describe the bands as food. I’m not high.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’ll be a cold day in hell when I comment “MONEY” to find out which makeup brushes you used.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The intensity of two people trying to figure out how to pay the parking meter.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you don’t fuck around, do you never get to find out?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 14/09/2026

it's not deliver me from evil it's digiorno me from evil

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It’s Monday, hit the ground running. Run straight past your office, as far as your legs will take you. Run into the forest and bathe in a stream. You’re free now

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Winery not?” and other things I’ve said that no one enjoyed

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Buying tiny little pumpkins to put on my table would fix me. They should put them in a big rx bottle.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Don Draper pitching the foldable phone: You wanted a flip phone in your 20s, and you never really stopped. Reclaim your youth. Fold yourself in happiness.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Unfolding my phone to check how many months we have left before AI obliterates humanity

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If the wind blew all your hair around and your glasses fell down your face at the same time you may be entitled to compensation

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m sorry I’m late, I’m bad at life 🙂

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

These push notifications are gonna push me over the edge

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The real message of this commercial was academia is not to be trusted

Still from the old tootsie pop commercials showing a cartoon child holding up a tootsie pop to an owl asking how many licks it takes to get to the center

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Am I projecting or has the moon been looking like this lately 😮‍💨

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Normalize it being 1994 again instead of now

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

companies will literally redesign their logo instead of going to therapy

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 20/08/2026

They should make a 20/20 that's not in hindsight

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Felt cute, saw my distorted reflection in a random pane of glass

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Smells kind of weird in my apartment building. Are there new drugs?

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I love that Gen Z calls everything a “moment.” They live in the moment. That’s beautiful. I mean, I’d prefer if they would stop though

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

sleeping with the fishes actually sounds really nice

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

At least forever chemicals are loyal

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

No one knows what bemused means, we need to let this word go

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Optional Allusion @flax.wtf · 30/07/2026

Fetch me a Switch, boy. I'm gonna kick your ass at Mario kart.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I don’t really know what this 🫪 means, but that doesn’t stop me from using it a lot

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I think everyone who blocked me did it because they loved me too much

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Everyone’s worried about whether the thumbs up is sarcastic when there’s nothing more sarcastic than this 🆒

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I’m at the heat advisory. I’m at the flood warning. I’m at the combination heat advisory and flood warning.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

When I say “When my ship comes in” I’m talking about my library holds

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Seeking wisdom from the ancient texts (looking up lyrics on lyric websites)

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

What’s the opposite of a go-getter? I’m a leave-me-aloner

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

You were singing a song that could go on forever and I had reached the very end of outer space for silence but guess what, it was just us pausing each other for a drop like in house music couples therapy

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Being on day three of scouring computer forums and finding somebody who had your same problem but eventually gave up is like seeing a dead body on Everest

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My whole account is like, what if someone was playing Quiplash and made it everyone’s problem

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

the inevitable transition from gifted child to social media addict to supernova to black hole

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

They should invent a lunch it feels possible to return to your office after

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

There’s something very wholesome about seeing a group of women holding empty matcha cups. They’re out enjoying the summer day. They haven’t littered.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Opening a competing company called Crumpl. It’s also cookies but more tragic.

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