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Kat

@kittywifclaws.bsky.social
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Hobbit-esque (Bilbo, not Frodo) My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z3etudejkh…

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 17/10/2025
Allow yourself to celebrate even the smallest of victories in the face of adversity. Don't snuff out a light because it is not bright enough. Nurture it, and fight to make it grow until the shadows retreat. Even the greatest beacons may be lit with the smallest spark.
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
You’re allowed to ghost people in October. It’s festive
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
She’s got Betty Davis eyes but Ariana Grande eyebrows
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I hate myself, I’m gonna watch a Gwyneth Paltrow movie cuz it’s what I deserve.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Her: Do that thing I like. Me: *never contacts her again
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Them...You're so calm. Me...I'm medicated.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
It's gotten to the point where my dog accepts my screaming as normal behavior.
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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
best thing about being a woman is not having my balls on the outside because honestly, wtf you guys
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Once upon a time there were real people on the internet that would correct your posts grammar for free.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
"May your bloodline suffer wet socks for one millennium!"
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Sorry I subjected you to a moderately bad post. I’ll do it again.
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Rachelle @rasm69.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Friendship is not like water Do not use only when you're thirsty
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
God grant me the serenity to accept the things no one else will change
A picture of a toilet paper holder with an empty roll of toilet paper, and a new one nearby on a window sill. Not shown: photographer doing some deep breathing exercises.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If I lay here If I just lay here Would you just let me and not fire my ass🎶
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This is a pro anarchy and nap account.
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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I HAVE to "go" it's never I WANT to "go" but mom always said "we all have to do stuff we don't want to do" so I guess I have to go do.. * gesticulates wildly around*
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Normalize calling box breathing what it is: bong hit holding
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Tits or ass? Bro, the soft light that emanates from her like she’s a moonlit shade. The way her soft voice sounds like leaves turning over before a storm. How moths cling to her fingers like they’re made of lamplight.
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
If my voice sounds funny it's bc I'm speaking directly out of my ass.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Sometimes you just have to be lonely in a language that no one else speaks.
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
are you telling me this salad is made of words
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 09/05/2025
you call me a cat lady like it's somehow a bad thing
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Look, you can have big hair OR a big forehead, you can't do both.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Today’s headlines: - Bad decision - Worse decision - No one is really sure why but someone made that decision, then bragged about it - Person worst for the job hired for job - Rain wet Check in tomorrow for more news
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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
my cat is sleeping on me and i can’t reach my vape* *a tragedy
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Let’s just keep that between you and your ChatGPT therapist prompt
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It’s ok you don’t have to talk to the person who wrote the post
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you’re a self-saboteur you can reframe fucking up as “the prophecy has been fulfilled” — it doesn’t fix the problem but it does make it sound a lot cooler
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Long story short, jokes about rivers aren't current...
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Who me? Just over here trying to mind my own business.
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mike☺︎ (silly joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Ibuprofen pez dispenser
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
In the divorce settlement you should get back all of your favorite songs, memory free.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It was a eat cold leftover fried chicken over the sink in silence kind of week
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
My Stress App: Your realtime stress level has been low the last hour! Want to log why that might be? Me: indica
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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
it’s when your fomo turns to jomo that you are finally free
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RXSarsparilla formerly Hell's Belle🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Daughter: "Middle-aged"? Are you gonna live until 112?
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Does every sentence need to include a vegetable? Not neccescelery.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me 🎶
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Mazzy @msnis.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
A Scottish duo that sings about possible side effects of drugs during commercials? The Disclaimers
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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
yo,wanna come over to my autism encampment we have the good towels but you'll have to bring your own spoon
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
There is no “I said good day, sir” only Zul
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
You’re not broken. You’re fine. Drink more water
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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Doomscrolling my own posts and laughing maniacally
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Take that smile elsewhere we don’t do that here.
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