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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 8m

Umm, I guess the people who said I wasted my money on VIP feel pretty fucking stupid now

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1h

Teddy Swims is in town tonight so there is a really high bad shirt index

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1h

My wife and daughter hate it when I say I’m gonna kill myself while waiting at a restaurant so I said I was gonna kill the guy in front of me in line and they don’t like that either, someone has to die

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 1h

Gonna knock on this door and ask if Billy Corgan or someone close to Billy Corgan are in there so that I may request he have Mancow on The Magnificent Others. It would sustain me for several episodes.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 5h

Listening to Action Boyz and Gabrus name dropped Vornado. The goat fan company

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 6h

It’s sick that I can watch a Hotwife tier episode and not know what’s gonna be on it

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 6h

I think I just came up with a new character for the writers room

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 6h

Gonna go ahead and not read the normal reactions to this

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 6h

There are people who I would love to have on Guys but I’m afraid to ask them, that’s probably why Billy Corgan hasn’t had Mancow on his podcast

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 6h

The Anthony and Jim Show is indistinguishable from The Dadbod Veteran show

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 6h

I will spend most of tonight at a smashing pumpkins concert trying to see what kind of snacks Billy is eating on stage

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 6h

I think it would be sick if Full Gear was just a show long tournament named after Pac

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 6h

I can’t think of a funnier scenario than a white guy that has been bald for 25 years leaving town and coming home with dreadlocks

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 6h

Chris wants me to get a hair system for the live show but what if I end up liking having hair? Then what?

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 6h

Tomorrow is seriously the earliest work day I’ve had since 2015 and of course tonight is the one night I’m going to a concert. ( its not that early it’s 10:30 am but how will I fall asleep after being so jacked at the smashing pumpkins show)

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 7h

The weather is killing me because all I want to do is debut my new fall looks

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 7h

I asked Grok about Pinkerton and he told me that all of the lyrics are very normal.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 7h

It’s really cool that there are so many guys talking to their computers all day so that flat can post “Claude told me that I should do my dishes and then I look at at my sink and wouldn’t you know it, there were some dirty dishes from last nights dinner in it”

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My dad has like 10x worse music taste than I do

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My wife orders chimichangas every time we go to this specific restaurant so needless to say, I’m married to a Deadpool babe

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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

perfect

a Twitter bio for the account @non_left_PJ_Fan with the display name Pearl Jam Fanatic Non-Woke🇺🇸:

Pearl Jam superfan… Always found PJ better/more profound than Nirvana, but also find PJ off the mark on politics… Tool lover as well.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A simpler time when Wes Scantlin and the boys were on the ascent.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think people will definitely see a steel mill in Iowa and think “damn. That makes the gas prices almost seem silly”

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There is restaurant with food that I like and nice vibes in the dining room and I always have to get it to go because I’m not drinking this poop water, I want my own diet poop water. Also, they have fries but I don’t think they have chup, just a special sauce

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

God movie quote guys suck but a joke guy/movie quote guy is the worst type of guy you can run into

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey man, if you feel the need to type “the homeless are out of control” then maybe you should move to the suburbs

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sending JD Vance out to beg for forgiveness while the guy in charge says “actually everything is really going well” is so funny and it really shows how much of a groveling little creep the Trump cabinet thinks he is

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Looking at the email I got for the Smashing Pumpkins VIP package (that I just got so I could have a good seat) and I saw this and was relieved that I don’t have to be in a small room with Billy Corgan

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There has been a lot of talk about tv shows taking 2 or 3 years off and people just forgetting what the plot points were but no talk about what we need to remember to enjoy Avengers Doomsday.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I talked on the show about how I welled up with tears watching Will Ospreay walk to the ring in Wembley because he was just starting when I started watching indie wrestling. Pac was there on day 1 for me, I was blown away by his match against Sami Zayne. I’m really devastated that he is gone.

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok. I don’t remember the winter soldier so I’ll have to take your word for it

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sounds like someone is trying to convince a certain billionaire that he’s a changed man

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve seen all of the Cowboys games so far this season so I’ve decided that I also like them this season. It’s Bengals number one and cowboys number 2. I’m sorry

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m probably not the biggest prog rock fan (I like The Mars Volta 🤷‍♂️) but it makes me feel good to see someone talking like this in r/progrockmusic

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you really want to know what male loneliness looks like go read the 5 star reviews for a hooters restaurant

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