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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 6h

Pretty cool how your kids get old just as your parents become children.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 11h

Some Swedish people are easy to fool because they were Björn yesterday (and today).

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 01/09/2026

Sony: Our consoles cost $900+ Me: Oof. That's rough, but everything is expensive. Sony: We're not making physical games anymore. Me: What? Why? Sony: Also, you don't own any digital copies of games you pay for. Me: Is there some kind of massive carbon monoxide leak at Sony HQ?

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Careful, the plate is hot. And the fork. Actually I microwaved all the dinnerware for 25 minutes.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I plan to be the last person to post on this site.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I took my first Waymo the other day and it picked me up 15 minutes away from my hotel and dropped me off 25 minutes away from my hotel so ok let's call it super intelligence.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have signed an accord to 'self-police' my donut eating habit lol.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[Survivor] JEFF: eat this cow's tongue ME: *eats it* JEFF: and these live slugs ME: *eats them* JEFF: and this coleslaw ME: *snuffs out my own torch*

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ME: *clears notifications* NOTIFICATIONS: nope

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes, obviously it's a tuxedo t-shirt. We're at a wedding, Sharon.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/09/2026

ME: i’ll get that from the living room for you, babe {three seconds later} what the heck am i doing in the living room

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ME: I wish the kids would learn to focus WIFE: I agree ME: me too

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ME: All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again because HD was a sorcerer and turned all the horses and men into bloodthirsty centaurs armed with swords and pitchforks and sent them to kill the king for his insolence WIFE: *takes the baby from me*

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

fishing is just slot machines for outdoor people

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

FARMER: any questions? ME: do sheep give birth out of their eweterus? FARMER: *hits me with a shovel*

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Can someone please explain to me why the most expensive place to park in the world is the hospital?

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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I bought a bottle of pills that cure laziness but they have a child-proof lid so maybe next time.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Kids these days will never experience the pure joy of getting lost in the woods and then eaten by wolves.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I only want to be friends with people who already have their Halloween decorations out.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

HER: people don't ask questions anymore ME: why aren't female chimps called cherps? HER: not those questions

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 15/09/2026

what if cain was named willing instead

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

911: what is your emergency ME: there’s a fly in my house 911: hang tight sir we’re sending a swat team now

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I put monocles on my salmon to make them more sophishticated.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/09/2026

Thank you Google for making me a slideshow of the time I had a large and painful stye

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

the impact of a dad joke can be measured on a sighsmograph

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

PLATO: Knowledge is the food of the soul. FORKO (TO SPOONO): Get a load of this guy WIFE (TO ME): Just. Eat. Your. Meal.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If they made all female remake of The Lost Boys it would be called We Asked For Directions.

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So sad that my cold air balloon business never really got off the ground.

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Scott Wha Hae 🏳️‍🌈 @scottland.one · 14/09/2026

OMG this! 😭🤣

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When one door closes, another one opens. That’s how I learned the refrigerator needs leveling.

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

genie: and for your last wish? me: I wish I could talk to animals [later at the zoo] elephant: get me the fuck out of here gorilla: get me the fuck out of here giraffe: get me the fuck out of here

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026