Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 23/04/2025unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy 6954510711443
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10hsorry if i annoyed you with my existence, it’s likely to happen again 57322
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflixficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10hStaring out the window at work and saying "ekekekekek" at the birds 37924
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation 510651
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflixcrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Going to take a nap and see what symptoms I wake up with. 13310
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 30/01/2026People are complicated. Avoid unnecessary exposure and approach with caution. 215171
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixKatie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 23/09/2026About damn time 458123163485
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If your hands are full as you walk by the dog and he looks up at you and thumps his tail do you put down whatever you were carrying and bend down and pat him or are you some kind of fucking monster? 37321
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixThe Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026BREAKING: Dozens of women in journalism who watched Donald Trump’s press events today without volume—because the press corps is protesting his free press violations—said under their breath, “Who’s quiet now, piggy?” 17588130
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflixfauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026row row row your boat swiftly out to sea 15625
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflixsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026getting ready to go solve a murder on the orient express with this guy 2848583
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixSkip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Monday, Part II: The Tuesdaying 25727
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflixkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The older I get, the more “cancelled plans” feels like somebody handed me $40. 312034
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026accidentally invented pretzel banana chocolate chip pancakes last night you are welcome world 513336
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix🌺HippiesRule🌺 @teresa555.bsky.social · 22/09/2026You got this, buttercup 💪 85513
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Some things are better left whatevered. 11404108
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Her: Make yourself useful. Me: I’m not some kind of magician, Becky. 616061
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixLreinhar @lreinh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Beautiful end of day on Lake Ontario! 1044423505
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I tried to delete my Bluesky account but accidentally deleted my real life, so I only exist here now. Please feed me likes to keep me alive. 1148995
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm actually more of an indiffluencer. 0168
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026*slow dancing to Sabotage by the Beastie Boys 722681
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’ll be back. [threateningly] 26731
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflixspleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The wages of sin are laundry 0156
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Every day I am reminded anew that human interaction is just a bad idea 01711
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Laughing at your posts probably says more about my mental health than your sense of humour. 28943
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This is when Ocean Ramsey and her team encountered what is possibly the largest great white shark ever recorded, approximately 6 meters long (~ 20 feet). Original post 55984249
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Happy Terminator Day. At 2:14am Skynet became self aware on August 29th. www.youtube.com/shorts/knVz8...youtube.comTerminator 2: T-800 Explains Judgment Day #SkynetYouTube video by Godlike Statues 613329
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflixbillkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026 18485198
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflixkey @lefttwix.com · 29/08/2026“sleep when the baby sleeps” they said then they said “ma’am you can’t sleep here this is a wendy’s drive thru” 622051
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Am I Depressed or Do I Just Need to Eat Some Food?: A Memoir 610521
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixWFLA News Channel 8 @wfla.com · 21/08/2026'AS EFFICIENTLY AS POSSIBLE': Publix is doing away with its 10-items-or-less express lanes to reduce wait times at checkout. www.wfla.com/news/florida/publix-do… 011
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixWalker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“Remember that summer we couldn’t have produce because we decided to make America healthy again?” 583062568
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixFrenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I've got 4 more years before I'm supposed to have my midlife crisis but I'm just gonna do it now 44616
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 21/08/2026ask your doctor if terrible people dying is good for your health 37419
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixJSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026FDA just announced the 5 second rule no longer applies. 1124
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixBrie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Googled my symptoms and I have FedTheFuckUpItis 0207
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixBrie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Reverse cowgirl cuz I found another chin hair and can’t find my tweezers 1173
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“Can I ask you a question” is a trick because they just asked one 38748
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182674355
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026maybe kitties want to drink from our glasses because a bowl on the floor is too puppy for them 310433
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 19/08/2026*makes you learn a secret handshake before sex 3327288
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026An app that shows me where everyone is, so I know where not to go. 27134
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/08/2026When you come in my house, please take off your shoes. Then put them right back on and get out. 533673
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I identify as a woman who doesn’t have time for bullshit. 12811
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflix🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17/08/2026not many know this but suckin on a chili dog is illegal in 39 states 1414540
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflixash @ashhull.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Wait, all this self improvement doesn't fix other people.. 1015668
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of Netflixsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026the plumber told me he needs to snake my drain and i see where this is going 1015834
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If you stand by Mozart's grave you can hear him decomposing. 1122657
Reposted by Lisa, Duchess of NetflixJewInACanoe.bsky.social 🎗️ @jewinacanoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Someone tell NASA that we found a short cut. 192122871587