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Lisa, Duchess of Netflix

@mslisam.bsky.social
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Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter. "As seen on Twitter" bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbzn…

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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally)

Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10h
sorry if i annoyed you with my existence, it’s likely to happen again
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10h
Staring out the window at work and saying "ekekekekek" at the birds
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to take a nap and see what symptoms I wake up with.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
People are complicated. Avoid unnecessary exposure and approach with caution.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
About damn time
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If your hands are full as you walk by the dog and he looks up at you and thumps his tail do you put down whatever you were carrying and bend down and pat him or are you some kind of fucking monster?
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BREAKING: Dozens of women in journalism who watched Donald Trump’s press events today without volume—because the press corps is protesting his free press violations—said under their breath, “Who’s quiet now, piggy?”
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
row row row your boat swiftly out to sea
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting ready to go solve a murder on the orient express with this guy
georgiecowboy on ig a hairy brown dog groomed to have a handlebar mustache
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Monday, Part II: The Tuesdaying
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The older I get, the more “cancelled plans” feels like somebody handed me $40.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
accidentally invented pretzel banana chocolate chip pancakes last night you are welcome world
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🌺HippiesRule🌺 @teresa555.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You got this, buttercup 💪
Today you should choose peace, patience, and emotional stability...
Just kidding. Fuck 'em up, buttercup.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Some things are better left whatevered.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Her: Make yourself useful. Me: I’m not some kind of magician, Becky.
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Lreinhar @lreinh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Beautiful end of day on Lake Ontario!
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I tried to delete my Bluesky account but accidentally deleted my real life, so I only exist here now. Please feed me likes to keep me alive.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm actually more of an indiffluencer.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*slow dancing to Sabotage by the Beastie Boys
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ll be back. [threateningly]
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The wages of sin are laundry
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every day I am reminded anew that human interaction is just a bad idea
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Laughing at your posts probably says more about my mental health than your sense of humour.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is when Ocean Ramsey and her team encountered what is possibly the largest great white shark ever recorded, approximately 6 meters long (~ 20 feet). Original post
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Terminator Day. At 2:14am Skynet became self aware on August 29th. www.youtube.com/shorts/knVz8...
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Terminator 2: T-800 Explains Judgment Day #Skynet
YouTube video by Godlike Statues
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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key @lefttwix.com · 29/08/2026
“sleep when the baby sleeps” they said then they said “ma’am you can’t sleep here this is a wendy’s drive thru”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Am I Depressed or Do I Just Need to Eat Some Food?: A Memoir
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WFLA News Channel 8 @wfla.com · 21/08/2026
'AS EFFICIENTLY AS POSSIBLE': Publix is doing away with its 10-items-or-less express lanes to reduce wait times at checkout. www.wfla.com/news/florida/publix-do… 
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“Remember that summer we couldn’t have produce because we decided to make America healthy again?”
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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've got 4 more years before I'm supposed to have my midlife crisis but I'm just gonna do it now
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 21/08/2026
ask your doctor if terrible people dying is good for your health
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
FDA just announced the 5 second rule no longer applies.
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Googled my symptoms and I have FedTheFuckUpItis
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reverse cowgirl cuz I found another chin hair and can’t find my tweezers
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“Can I ask you a question” is a trick because they just asked one
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
maybe kitties want to drink from our glasses because a bowl on the floor is too puppy for them
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
*makes you learn a secret handshake before sex
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
An app that shows me where everyone is, so I know where not to go.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
When you come in my house, please take off your shoes. Then put them right back on and get out.
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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I identify as a woman who doesn’t have time for bullshit.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17/08/2026
not many know this but suckin on a chili dog is illegal in 39 states
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wait, all this self improvement doesn't fix other people..
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the plumber told me he needs to snake my drain and i see where this is going
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you stand by Mozart's grave you can hear him decomposing.
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JewInACanoe.bsky.social 🎗️ @jewinacanoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Someone tell NASA that we found a short cut.
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