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flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 1h

They’re going to steal the elections. They‘ll do it and while we’re compiling all the evidence they’ll move on and declare it‘s settled because they say it’s settled

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 3h

I’d say rip it down to the studs and rebuild but I’m pretty sure the foundation is Silly Putty and those studs are balsa wood

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 4h

The summer creatures are leaving the yard without saying goodbye, they’re just packing up and leaving their branches vacant until the winter birds come visit for a few months

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 15h

C’mon, squeeze a couple more gambling ads in there, I hear there’s still a handful of people with a couple coins in their pocket that you haven’t taken yet

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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m out of milk for my coffee. Please respect my privacy during this time of crisis.

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Local hot Kraft singles wanna stop the world and melt with you

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ll stop the world and melt with you, motherfucker, don’t fucking test me.

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wow, watching a commercial with some rich asshole driving his car all over his luxury property really makes me want to set fire to said car and luxury property!

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

🎶 Did you have to, did you have to, did you have to make it weird? 🎶

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A chocolate cake that goes directly to your soul

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Got more done before 6:10 this morning than I’ll get done the rest of the day. This calls for a scroll.

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Savascha @savascha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You know what we don’t do enough anymore? Big harvest festival orgies. No one wants to put on the animal mask to dance around the fire for the delight and edification of the village matriarchs. Instead, it’s all avocado toast and tiktoks.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*seductively gyrating to the rhythm of the smoke alarms*

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

How the sweet everloving fuck is it only Tuesday?!?

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

At this point I’m pretty sure we’re just trading the same orgasm back and forth

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not much of a life to ruin if he’s a rapist, light the piece of shit up.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if that skeet don’t eat it’s ok to yeet

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hey girl, are you a disgraced cosmonaut?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We never knew people’s politics. We just knew if they were an asshole or not

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Two games tonight, and both don’t start until 8:00. I’m too old for this shit.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In 1978, a mother had a baby girl. She looked down at this child and said, "I will name her Alison. And one day, when she has her own babies, they shall call her BRUH"

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So they want to call it Stupid Intelligence? OK, we call AI “Stupid Intelligence” from now on, you got it chief.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Try to get through the work day so I can try to get through the afternoon activities so I can try to get through dinner time so I can try to get through bed time so I can try to get a decent night sleep so I can try to get through the work day so I can try to get through the afternoon activities so…

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Desperate times call for desperate measures… *trusts a big butt and a smile*

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Um, he perjured. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Jack pass out at the Hawks game last night. I guess it's pretty serious.”

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just a reminder that you look sexy in whatever undies you’re wearing today. Unless you’re not wearing any at all, in which case… Hey, how’s it going?

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wanna get all hopped up on pixie stix and make some bad decisions, sweetcheeks?

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Is it not true you were at a Yankees game that day?!?” “Sir, I was having a wank in an alley in Poughkeepsie…”

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Looks like they’re staying away in droves in Atlanta (unless that was filmed earlier, in which case shut up, Skip)

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When you sing “wookin’ pa’ nub” but they don’t get it

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Lord gives the longest meetings to the pissfullest people

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Walking straight into traffic, for my mental health.

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*Normalize punching racists in the face again*

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*seductively getting a hotel room just so you can get a proper night of sleep*

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The mental image of a pack of feral cats bursting through the windows and ripping them to shreds in the middle of one of their shitty press conferences…

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How’s it going fellow young people? Are we maxxmogging or moggmaxxing today?

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh, to be staring at flying toasters drifting across the monitor, or maybe sheep descending from the skies, waiting for the one that comes screaming down in flames…

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

not to get too political but fuck billionaires

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A booty so thick that you hesitate to smack it, lest you throw the planet off its axis

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

do i have to stop at the weigh stations if I got this fuckin DUMP TRUCK ON ME

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