iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 5h

I think one of the undercurrents of our fractured political reality is that basically everyone has come to realize that the people who rule the world do not possess any particularly impressive level of intelligence or capability

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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 17h

going through life just trying not to fuck up too badly

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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 10h

I told the surgeon I could take out my own stitches to save money and he said “it’s included so please don’t do that.”

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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 13h

No claw machine can stand before me!

Freed from the claw machine by a man with a scarred face.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If by no ads, you mean all ads, we got you. All for the low low price of $109.99.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m all for language evolving but goddam new math.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I were a better listener, talking to myself would be a lot more productive

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I must have been 8 or 9 when my parents sat me down to explain there is no Michelin Man.

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Picked the kids up from school last week in my old jalopy, kicked it about 70% and ripped it sideways into 2nd around 30-35 mph. Then I realized the hot tub might not be salinized properly and have been fighting it ever since

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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lisa Benson (British Artist, born 1958) "Lunar Light", 2019. Linocut Print, 37.5 × 48.5 cm. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I asked if if my team would win.

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ande91.bsky.social @ande91.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

karma has a bad gps system.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"meet your new ai agent!" no. fuck you. fuck off. eat bee piss and then the bees. fuck you

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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cheats at golf and decorates, dude’s retired and cashing in, Republicans have done this.

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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’d like to be so slow somebody could glue me to an index card and no one would notice I was still alive for 5 years.

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i don't have any idea which mattresses are good against bowling balls now days. advertisers have left us for dead

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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I could burn bay leafs all night!

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Roulette is considered as addictive as cocaine. Come try it if you don’t believe us. Your first bet is on us.

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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I swore off drinking this morning but then I spent the day listening to country music.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wanna be on a reality television show so I can blame all of my bad behavior on editing

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 26/09/2026

I have nothing in common with people who think spooky season has a start or an end date

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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Some country music is just an psy op by the alcohol industry to make you thirsty.

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Gary Buckley @garybuckley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When all else fails you really have nothing to worry about anymore

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m such a private person I don’t even know what I’m up to

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ugh, I can't fight this feeling anymore. Somebody gave it a sword.

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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Need to get some of those thought cancelling headphones.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I do the Mister Rogers casual-thing when I get home from work but instead of putting on a sweater and sneakers I strip naked in the driveway and set fire to my filthy and wretched clothes.

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Every butterfly you see is Dolly now & you are to say aloud “She Is Risen” when you see one.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It’s okay, I wouldn’t be caught reskeeting my stuff either.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In Hell, you keep trying to change a password and it tells you “too many attempts”

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Connor [REDACTED] @connorredacted.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ever wonder if we're witnessing the beginning of a global totalitarian government?

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Mike Domanski @fairhope-al.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Night Swimmers” the 2026 painting by Jeremy Miranda

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Twizzlers have that corkscrew shape so they can fit into buttholes. Prove me wrong.

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Chris in SF @chrismsf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The whole of tech seems devoted to making people as lazy and isolated as possible. This is because the whole of tech is populated by people who don’t want to adult and have never processed their social anxiety. Tech today is either replacing mom or being left alone.

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Dan McDermott @danmcdermott73.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

KISS sucks. They always have. I have known musicians that I respect pretend that KISS is better than an agile cover band. They are not. The songs aren't technically impressive. Other, actually metallic bands are just better at playing. Gene Simmons is a C### KISS sucks.

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It sounds like they got a lead on the creep that laced Tylenol with poison back in the early 80s, so now's as good a time as any to celebrate with this 45 year old bottle of Tylenol found in the house I bought a few years ago.