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Karly Kingsley

@karlykingsley.bsky.social
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#NotYourMamasMarthaStewart | Journalism l Politics l Tech + AI | Former Chef | Connecticut + Massachusetts I

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 11m
When the edible kicks in and you’re stuck listening to Eric Schmitt talk about sports ball and John Kennedy talk about the Easter Bunny
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 17m
Pete Hegseth is reducing the total number of positions for general and flag officers by as much as 20 percent, aka hundreds of leaders. Because who needs leadership when you’re in the middle of a losing war, right?
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 1h
This is the face I make when I asked for blue cheese but got home and found out they gave me ranch.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 4h
I guess we learned today that Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clark fan
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 11h
Nicki Minaj isn’t a U.S. citizen, so she can’t even vote herself. For a network that pushed false claims about noncitizens voting, you’d think they’d mention that. If this is about getting Black women to vote red, I’m here to tell you that black women are smarter than all of us.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 6h
What a messy art project
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 6h
All I have to say to Darline Graham questioning Jack Smith is…bless her heart. If it “makes her sick” that Smith “caused her brother a lot of stress,” she should see what her brother did to the American people.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 9h
It’s really great that Eric Schmitt wasted everyone’s time because he can’t tell the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes, meanwhile people in Missouri are struggling to pay for utilities, gas, groceries, housing, and child care.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 11h
I’m really grateful that Senator Kennedy, while questioning Jack Smith on his former prosecution of a sitting President who committed crimes against this country, got down to the nitty-gritty by demanding to know if Smith believes in the Easter Bunny and tooth fairy.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 13h
Jack Smith is testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, which means we’re about to get Republicans grabbing the mic and attempting to get the soundbites of the year.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 11h
Nicki Minaj isn’t a U.S. citizen, so she can’t even vote herself. For a network that pushed false claims about noncitizens voting, you’d think they’d mention that. If this is about getting Black women to vote red, I’m here to tell you that black women are smarter than all of us.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 13h
Jack Smith is currently attempting to testify and the microphone isn’t working. That tracks.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 13h
If I write that I feel Democrats are non-existent and someone writes back “open your eyes and ears”, that’s just proving my point. I’m pretty in tune with politics and I shouldn’t have to “open my eyes and ears”. This is exactly how we got the MAGA media machine and exactly how we ended up here.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 13h
Jack Smith is testifying in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee, which means we’re about to get Republicans grabbing the mic and attempting to get the soundbites of the year.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 14h
Why do democrats feel so underwhelming to the moment right now?
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 14h
Good morning, BlueSky fam It’s a good day to have a good day.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Timeline cleanser. Here’s a bowl of oatmeal I ate today that was delicious. Eat oatmeal. Believe women.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’ve never told a man you were in a relationship and he still wouldn’t stop texting you or leave you alone, even after you said stop or walked alone at night with your keys between your fingers
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wasn’t going to comment on the Cornell issue, but I can’t let this go. I’ve gone to police while being stalked and terrorized, only to have key information and evidence omitted and my statement recorded egregiously wrong.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate that MTG is one of the best people to point out the lies that we’ve all had to listen to forever, but she can still take a seat after being at the top of the list of people who brought us to where we are.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump had $400 million in his PAC and he STILL decided that he needed to steal taxpayer money to pay for campaign ads for the midterms.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We will demolish the deep state” - Trump in his new taxpayer funded propaganda video. Bro, you ARE the deep state.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the Republicans lose the midterms what’s stopping Trump from declaring them fraudulent? This man still hasn’t shut up about losing in 2020, what do you think he’s doing to do now?
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Mom lets you try on your Halloween costume and you’re going as the drapes.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rejecting the ads for Musk’s documentary is bringing more attention to it than if they just let the ads run. Hilarious.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Todd Blanche says that reporters’ “one-sided news” is a national security threat, but I’d argue that his one-sided protection of the Epstein files is an even bigger one.
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Waffles w/ Beans @co3bdetex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean, sure, it could be to damage the trees belonging to the billionaires blocking the millionaires view up the hill… Or perhaps someone is playing the long game and wants to be able to see you from the other direction. 😉🙃 @karlykingsley.bsky.social
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not to alarm anyone, but if you think times are rough right now economically, wait until after midterms when it all starts kicking in.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just popped in to say that The Heritage Foundation isn’t a think tank, it’s a septic tank. Carry on.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do we even have any bombs left?
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Trump just canceled ~$1B in already approved federal funding for various programs. Susan Collins says that “it came with zero warning” and that she’s concerned. Thanks, Susan.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump’s war has added $115B in energy costs through higher gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel prices, or ~ $860 for the average American household. So much winning.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If someone said to you, “Don’t worry, you don’t need to know how to read, write, or do basic math,” you’d think they’re super weird and you’d wonder why they want to keep you as dumb as possible, so I don’t know why we’re clapping for AI CEOs and allowing them to speak this way.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor and this week they’re paying out a historic $131.5M for underpaying NYC drivers. I guess that makes the real total $132.9M .
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The CEO of Nvidia says kids won’t need basic math in the AI era, which is obvious bullshit. We’ve all had a calculator in our hand for 20+ years, and we still need to know the basics, like, if diesel’s at a record avg $6.53 and I’m at the pump, how many gallons can I not afford?
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The average price of diesel is $6.51 - Grocery prices are up and so are recalls - We started a new war - millions are losing their health insurance - homes are increasingly unaffordable - unemployment is on the rise CHEERS GUYS! WE DID IT!
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What does everyone eat for storm snacks? I need to go to the grocery store.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Northeast is about to get slammed by a nor’easter and the biggest concern isn’t the expected flooding, downed trees, and power outages, its that Trump has already denied eligible disaster aid for past storms and state and local budgets can’t absorb much more on their own.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jake Tapper is reporting that Trump’s advisors are pushing him to declare martial law before the midterms. Martial law is for a severe emergency. Apparently “about to get rocked at the polls” counts.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're an AI salesman, you're pretty much the lowest form of human this country currently has to offer and that's saying something. I can't wait until everyone who knowingly sold these shiny lies to companies,
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Joe Rogan wants to insist that he was so duped by Donald Trump’s campaign, I’m going to need him to revisit all of his comments about Elon Musk, who was basically serving as an unofficial co-president post-2024 election. What’s his take on his weed smoking bromance now?
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Amazon wants to have drones deliver your packages. They want to take jobs away from human beings, to have drones come to your house instead. What could possibly go wrong?
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every photo Xi, Melania, and Trump have together looks like a failed album photo shoot or the cold opening of a crime show where the pedophile gets away with it.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The plate you make when the Trump administration cut your SNAP benefits but food network is on, so you’re trying to be fancy.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How it started ——> How it’s going. Fuck off, Tucker.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Melania has just announced she’s coming out with a new docuseries that will be “more intimate” than her documentary, Melania. Anything’s more intimate than Melania when no one went to see it.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I respect how hard it is to learn and speak a second language, but Melania Trump is a billionaire, 2nd term First Lady, in her fifties. Listening to her speak broken English, while remembering she helps lead the anti-immigrant, English only party, is infuriating. Get a tutor.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
DOGE fired thousands of FDA employees, our food is constantly contaminated, companies are donating millions to a MAGA super PAC, and grocery’s continue to become more expensive. Am I supposed to blame Biden?
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Senate rejected a symbolic resolution urging Trump to end the Iran war, 49-50. Paul, Collins, Murkowski and Tillis vote yes, and Fetterman was the lone Dem voting no. What a joke Fetterman is that he can’t even symbolically vote yes.
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