Lisa @mslisam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So frat parties should only consist of frat guys. No women in attendance? Yeah, that's not happening. Why must the burden be put on women? Can't men just be respectful and normal? 200
Reposted by LisaMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I blame all of this on the windmills. 712550
Reposted by LisaMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s always fucked. All you can do is laugh. Better than the alternative. 210841
Reposted by LisaJohn @johncnj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I guess Airborne doesn’t give a shit about selling their snake oil to people who suffer from trypophobia. 086
Reposted by LisaDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What if our pets just have Stockholm Syndrome 67120
Reposted by LisaSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 04/10/2026happy October 3rd to those who celebrate 13512
Reposted by LisaMurderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How long into the date before I ask them to apply lotion? 1104
Reposted by LisaMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m wearing all denim, of course I’m ready for intercourse. 911842
Reposted by LisaSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026it’s like you post a few thousand things on the internet and then suddenly you can't stop 417170
Reposted by LisaSarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 03/10/2026🧵The rape kit was invented by a woman, named after a man and paid for by Playboy magazine. Her name was Marty Goddard. In Chicago, early 1970s, about 16,000 women were being raped in a year. When women went to the police they weren’t believed. 815096
Reposted by Lisa113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty 663083521
Reposted by LisaNickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Pretty much always “hot and bothered” these days but not the good kind 03414
Lisa @mslisam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Regarding the Cornell 7 case: If more guys joined in, after the Snapchat posting was sent, could that be considered trafficking? 210
Reposted by Lisa.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 23/04/2025unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy 6954509311439
Reposted by Lisa✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sorry if i annoyed you with my existence, it’s likely to happen again 58427
Reposted by Lisaficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Staring out the window at work and saying "ekekekekek" at the birds 510829
Reposted by LisaSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation 511955
Reposted by Lisacrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Going to take a nap and see what symptoms I wake up with. 13410
Reposted by LisaMelicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 30/01/2026People are complicated. Avoid unnecessary exposure and approach with caution. 215171
Reposted by LisaMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If your hands are full as you walk by the dog and he looks up at you and thumps his tail do you put down whatever you were carrying and bend down and pat him or are you some kind of fucking monster? 37321
Reposted by LisaThe Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026BREAKING: Dozens of women in journalism who watched Donald Trump’s press events today without volume—because the press corps is protesting his free press violations—said under their breath, “Who’s quiet now, piggy?” 17588130
Reposted by Lisafauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026row row row your boat swiftly out to sea 15625
Reposted by Lisasweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026getting ready to go solve a murder on the orient express with this guy 2848583
Reposted by LisaSkip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Monday, Part II: The Tuesdaying 25727
Reposted by Lisakorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The older I get, the more “cancelled plans” feels like somebody handed me $40. 312034
Reposted by LisaBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026accidentally invented pretzel banana chocolate chip pancakes last night you are welcome world 513336
Reposted by LisaKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Some things are better left whatevered. 11404108
Reposted by Lisa𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Her: Make yourself useful. Me: I’m not some kind of magician, Becky. 616061
Reposted by LisaLreinhar @lreinh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Beautiful end of day on Lake Ontario! 1044422505
Reposted by LisaJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I tried to delete my Bluesky account but accidentally deleted my real life, so I only exist here now. Please feed me likes to keep me alive. 1148995
Reposted by LisaIcarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm actually more of an indiffluencer. 0168
Reposted by LisaMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026*slow dancing to Sabotage by the Beastie Boys 722681
Reposted by LisaMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’ll be back. [threateningly] 26731
Reposted by Lisa'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Every day I am reminded anew that human interaction is just a bad idea 01711
Reposted by LisaFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Laughing at your posts probably says more about my mental health than your sense of humour. 28943
Reposted by LisaMassimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This is when Ocean Ramsey and her team encountered what is possibly the largest great white shark ever recorded, approximately 6 meters long (~ 20 feet). Original post 55984249
Reposted by LisaKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Happy Terminator Day. At 2:14am Skynet became self aware on August 29th. www.youtube.com/shorts/knVz8...youtube.comTerminator 2: T-800 Explains Judgment Day #SkynetYouTube video by Godlike Statues 613329
Reposted by Lisa(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 29/08/2026“sleep when the baby sleeps” they said then they said “ma’am you can’t sleep here this is a wendy’s drive thru” 622051
Reposted by LisaGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Am I Depressed or Do I Just Need to Eat Some Food?: A Memoir 610521
Reposted by LisaWFLA News Channel 8 @wfla.com · 21/08/2026'AS EFFICIENTLY AS POSSIBLE': Publix is doing away with its 10-items-or-less express lanes to reduce wait times at checkout. www.wfla.com/news/florida/publix-do… 011