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Lisa

@mslisam.bsky.social
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Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter. "As seen on Twitter" bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbzn…

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Lisa @mslisam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So frat parties should only consist of frat guys. No women in attendance? Yeah, that's not happening. Why must the burden be put on women? Can't men just be respectful and normal?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I blame all of this on the windmills.
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s always fucked. All you can do is laugh. Better than the alternative.
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess Airborne doesn’t give a shit about selling their snake oil to people who suffer from trypophobia.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What if our pets just have Stockholm Syndrome
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 04/10/2026
happy October 3rd to those who celebrate
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Murderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How long into the date before I ask them to apply lotion?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m wearing all denim, of course I’m ready for intercourse.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it’s like you post a few thousand things on the internet and then suddenly you can't stop
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🧵The rape kit was invented by a woman, named after a man and paid for by Playboy magazine. Her name was Marty Goddard. In Chicago, early 1970s, about 16,000 women were being raped in a year. When women went to the police they weren’t believed.
Portrait of Marty Goddard with text stating she invented the rape kit and revolutionized sexual-assault forensics.
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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M31🍁 @m31author.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Meanwhile in Canada
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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty much always “hot and bothered” these days but not the good kind
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For personal pan pizza reasons..
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Lisa @mslisam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Regarding the Cornell 7 case: If more guys joined in, after the Snapchat posting was sent, could that be considered trafficking?
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.chantal//RYAN @thoughtrise.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
linkedin post screenshot:

Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally)

Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sorry if i annoyed you with my existence, it’s likely to happen again
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Staring out the window at work and saying "ekekekekek" at the birds
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to take a nap and see what symptoms I wake up with.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
People are complicated. Avoid unnecessary exposure and approach with caution.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
About damn time
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If your hands are full as you walk by the dog and he looks up at you and thumps his tail do you put down whatever you were carrying and bend down and pat him or are you some kind of fucking monster?
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BREAKING: Dozens of women in journalism who watched Donald Trump’s press events today without volume—because the press corps is protesting his free press violations—said under their breath, “Who’s quiet now, piggy?”
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
row row row your boat swiftly out to sea
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting ready to go solve a murder on the orient express with this guy
georgiecowboy on ig a hairy brown dog groomed to have a handlebar mustache
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Monday, Part II: The Tuesdaying
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The older I get, the more “cancelled plans” feels like somebody handed me $40.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
accidentally invented pretzel banana chocolate chip pancakes last night you are welcome world
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🌺HippiesRule🌺 @teresa555.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You got this, buttercup 💪
Today you should choose peace, patience, and emotional stability...
Just kidding. Fuck 'em up, buttercup.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Some things are better left whatevered.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Her: Make yourself useful. Me: I’m not some kind of magician, Becky.
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Lreinhar @lreinh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Beautiful end of day on Lake Ontario!
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I tried to delete my Bluesky account but accidentally deleted my real life, so I only exist here now. Please feed me likes to keep me alive.
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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm actually more of an indiffluencer.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
*slow dancing to Sabotage by the Beastie Boys
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ll be back. [threateningly]
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The wages of sin are laundry
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every day I am reminded anew that human interaction is just a bad idea
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Laughing at your posts probably says more about my mental health than your sense of humour.
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Lisa @mslisam.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They already have.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is when Ocean Ramsey and her team encountered what is possibly the largest great white shark ever recorded, approximately 6 meters long (~ 20 feet). Original post
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Terminator Day. At 2:14am Skynet became self aware on August 29th. www.youtube.com/shorts/knVz8...
youtube.com
Terminator 2: T-800 Explains Judgment Day #Skynet
YouTube video by Godlike Statues
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 29/08/2026
“sleep when the baby sleeps” they said then they said “ma’am you can’t sleep here this is a wendy’s drive thru”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Am I Depressed or Do I Just Need to Eat Some Food?: A Memoir
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Lisa @mslisam.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Unless you work on Saturday.
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WFLA News Channel 8 @wfla.com · 21/08/2026
'AS EFFICIENTLY AS POSSIBLE': Publix is doing away with its 10-items-or-less express lanes to reduce wait times at checkout. www.wfla.com/news/florida/publix-do… 
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