Reposted by LuvPugScott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Awoke to the screaming of the pumpkins being gathered for the fall slaughter. 49332
Reposted by LuvPugFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 25/08/2026You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat “the help”. For instance, would never do a second heist with anyone who was rude to the getaway driver. 092
Reposted by LuvPug𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026difficult if literal: watch your back 510532
Reposted by LuvPugBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026alarms are the best way to wake up to things none of us want to experience 03910
Reposted by LuvPugBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026in lieu of a personality ive grown this beard 913143
LuvPug @luvpug.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The door that opens the Dollar Tree is like Narnia for me 03111
Reposted by LuvPugcrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“I’m Art Garfunkel, welcome to Jackass.” 712551
LuvPug @luvpug.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I came home and saw that my husband shaved his beard. Please respect my privacy at this time 2237
Reposted by LuvPugRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It’s interesting that people who will be dead get to decide to ignore climate change and ruin the world for people who will still be alive. 25716
Reposted by LuvPug𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I say Okie dokie but nothing is ever Okie dokie. 39134
Reposted by LuvPugVamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 11/11/2025revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate 9475169
Reposted by LuvPugTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 15/07/2026These things don’t give you wings, pal. They give you a heart rhythm that sounds like a washing machine full of nickels. 0228
Reposted by LuvPugkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Salad is the only meal that can now make you regret both eating healthy and not eating healthy. 15417
Reposted by LuvPugIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Judging purely by its name, the food and drug administration would be an kickass place to work 11532106
Reposted by LuvPugUncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Every time I try something stupid on the job and it actually works, someone should play a little riff on a saxophone. 0123
Reposted by LuvPugJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I can't get my doctor to tell me how I hurt myself doing something when I never do anything. 13719
Reposted by LuvPugdr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I wrote a song about AI titled Mmmslop 13512
Reposted by LuvPugborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I don't always give up easily, but I've gotten better at it 2308103
Reposted by LuvPugLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 16/07/2026so just to recap... don't eat the food, don't breathe the air, don't leave your home 20486139
Reposted by LuvPug[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Taco Bell: Make a run for the border we think they’ve got a couple of public toilets there 2379
Reposted by LuvPugash @ashhull.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I'm calling it a lettuce smoothie cause explosive diarrhea sounds dangerous. 24016
Reposted by LuvPugsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026the scarlet letter a on my chest stands for adorable 818847
Reposted by LuvPugBlair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026rocking up to the cat shelter with my reusable totes like hi im here to do my shopping 211443
Reposted by LuvPugDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 16/07/2026i just made mother nature my bitch by forgetfully leaving my frozen pizza in the car and having her cook it for me. my car smells delicious 04813
Reposted by LuvPugIvana Knapp @ivanaknapp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026These air conditions will likely last for months at a time in the not too distant future 0104
Reposted by LuvPugOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026washing down my diarrhea lettuce salad with a tall refreshing glass of Panera murder lemonade 16580109
Reposted by LuvPugborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 30/06/2026BREAKING: Study Shows That People Who Say Social Media is Harmful Are Also Responsible For Why Social Media is Harmful 322462
Reposted by LuvPugbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Revenge is a dish best served slathered in 4 different cheeses, because any dish is better when it’s served slathered in 4 different cheeses. 822794
LuvPug @luvpug.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Only inconsiderate assholes wait until the day before the 4th of July to call their veterinarian to request gabapentin & traz for their pets fireworks anxiety Only inconsiderate assholes set off fireworks any day of the year other than the Fourth of July. I said what I said 062
Reposted by LuvPugSeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 16/06/2026When someone upsets you and you get that flash of anger remember to maintain the high ground. It's easier to hit them with rocks from there. 0184
Reposted by LuvPugPumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026*from inside a coffin WELL YOU SAID SLIDE INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE 06729
Reposted by LuvPugTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 30/09/2024First day as a detective: why would someone try to make toast in the bathtub? And where is the bread? 1332458
Reposted by LuvPugNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Me to me, passing by a bakery: ooh you're in danger, girl 823063
Reposted by LuvPugDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026A social media app that does not allow a lie to be posted and if you try again it shocks you 89625
Reposted by LuvPugandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/06/2026I'd like my obituary to include a scavenger hunt to find my body 16468146
Reposted by LuvPugTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 30/05/2026“He’s a keeper,” I tell myself as I bury him in the back yard. 925479
Reposted by LuvPugsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/05/2026me, getting more unhinged by the day: it’s called exponential growth look it up 512141
Reposted by LuvPugSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/05/2026When I was a kid there was a bar in town called The Shoals and I always imagined it was a dimly lit place where lobstermen sat at uneven tables and spoke of their encounters with mermaids 1622154
Reposted by LuvPugViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I'm at this weird place in my life right now where I'm running naked through Applebee's 1921945
Reposted by LuvPugMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 27/05/2026If they have one of those safety bars in the hotel shower and you don't pretend you're a naked wet ballerina, you’re not me. 26219
Reposted by LuvPugSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I’m no therapist, but maybe you should stop gauging how much you love someone by how many mental breakdowns they make you have. 212246
LuvPug @luvpug.bsky.social · 30/05/2026What’s it called when you get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and instead of falling back to sleep, you order stuff from TikTok shop and don’t remember it until you get a package? Because I have that. 24010
Reposted by LuvPugbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 04/10/2023her: do that thing I like me: *suffers in silence* 5390165
LuvPug @luvpug.bsky.social · 25/05/2026"It's finger day," I say, raising my middle fingers to the guy at the gym who didn't wipe his sweat off of the machine 0328
Reposted by LuvPugMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20/05/2026*yelling from the top of a water slide HEY MA! I HAVE CHLAMYDIA AGAIN!!! 110139
Reposted by LuvPuglos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Life got you down? There’s a nap for that. 215865
Reposted by LuvPugkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Apparently, I talk to loud, and now I am only allowed to whisper throughout the house. WHICH I AM WILLING TO GIVE A TRY! 061
Reposted by LuvPugkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026My favorite exercise is walking past a gym. Feeling guilty, lazy, and fat. Why did they have to put a Planet Fitness next to my liquor store? 052
