Reposted by LuvPugmr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 31/01/2025You’d think this ninja blender would be a lot quieter. 419772
Reposted by LuvPugflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 9hi like the rain. people who wash their cars aren't better than me for a few days 0277
Reposted by LuvPugDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don’t correct me. Being wrong is part of my charm 56721
Reposted by LuvPugBogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/10/2024I always enjoy this special time of year when my account seems vaguely appropriate. 410766
LuvPug @luvpug.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Do butterflies ever have a place where they belong and can stay for a while or do they just keep flying around and landing on random things until they die? 3173
Reposted by LuvPugDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For $5 I will stand over your kid’s bed in my Ghostface costume 711429
Reposted by LuvPugmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Everything is stupid and the bad people are winning 513121
Reposted by LuvPugRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of these Mondays I’m going to wake up well rested and then it’s over for everyone. 1417
Reposted by LuvPugDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026May 4th is Star Wars day. September 25th is Dolly day. October 4th should be CB radio / trucker / convoy day. 45718
Reposted by LuvPugJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You make me want to be a better mocker. 03818
Reposted by LuvPugIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's important to have days off from work. How else can you maintain the illusion you're not trapped in a life you've created from decisions based on fear? 112232
Reposted by LuvPugDanny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 01/10/2023Buy her a new cauldron. Keep her broom in good repair. Maintain a robust collection of eye of newt. Witches love that. 39846
Reposted by LuvPugnakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I have a lot to say but you fuckers never listen. 12011
Reposted by LuvPuglos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Headed to the strip club to manifest destiny on the main stage 69430
Reposted by LuvPugBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 12/09/2025i want to be waterboarded with coffee 24115
Reposted by LuvPugSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sometimes people come into your life to teach you a lesson, and hopefully it has nothing to do with math 311446
Reposted by LuvPugIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Let’s fuck this up but like, together. 218355
Reposted by LuvPug𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 21/10/2024It’s OK to take some things very seriously, so long as one of those things isn’t yourself. 324665
Reposted by LuvPugJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This day in history. 1146. Use of the crossbow on Christians was outlawed by a conference of European leaders. You see, more and more dart thingies were being aimed at the horses of the nobility, not the invulnerable armoured riders, forcing the upended magnificoes to walk to their spare horses. 17336
Reposted by LuvPugNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Me as a doctor: you might feel a little pinch Tiny lobster in my pocket: *clack clack* 836669
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Reposted by LuvPugGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 29/08/2026To whoever wrote "vagina repellent" on my pokemon backpack I will find you 5340116
Reposted by LuvPug🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 24/07/202663% of the world’s shitposts have yet to be discovered 46222
Reposted by LuvPugborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I don't always give up easily, but I've gotten better at it 2309103
Reposted by LuvPugDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/07/2026technically, crying a river should be a strength 06221
Reposted by LuvPugMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Swimming through a pool of overdue bills the way Scrooge McDuck swam through gold. 5246110
Reposted by LuvPugStaced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I'm just a girl sitting in front of her oatmeal wondering how many bowls of sadness does it take before this tastes less like cardboard? 115516
Reposted by LuvPugDak @dak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Normalise unfollowing people who create negative experiences 0333
Reposted by LuvPugDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 23/03/2026people with normal sleep schedules think they’re so better than us 05821
Reposted by LuvPugSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it’s too late for you, donate your hopes and dreams to science 515970
Reposted by LuvPugMiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026You don't seem to be taking this shitposting seriously, and that confuses me. 02114
Reposted by LuvPugJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The best form of defence is a snack. 310552
Reposted by LuvPugUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“How does the book say to ask?” “May I please have some food.” “And, what did YOU say?” “I don’t remember.” “What did YOU say?” “Gimme food, bitch.” “See the difference?” “I guess.” 824953
Reposted by LuvPugScott Linnen @scottlinnen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Awoke to the screaming of the pumpkins being gathered for the fall slaughter. 49332
Reposted by LuvPugFrank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 25/08/2026You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat “the help”. For instance, would never do a second heist with anyone who was rude to the getaway driver. 0113
Reposted by LuvPug𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026difficult if literal: watch your back 510532
Reposted by LuvPugBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026alarms are the best way to wake up to things none of us want to experience 03910
Reposted by LuvPugBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026in lieu of a personality ive grown this beard 913143
LuvPug @luvpug.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The door that opens the Dollar Tree is like Narnia for me 13414
Reposted by LuvPugcrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“I’m Art Garfunkel, welcome to Jackass.” 712551
LuvPug @luvpug.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I came home and saw that my husband shaved his beard. Please respect my privacy at this time 2237
Reposted by LuvPugRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026It’s interesting that people who will be dead get to decide to ignore climate change and ruin the world for people who will still be alive. 25716
Reposted by LuvPug𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I say Okie dokie but nothing is ever Okie dokie. 39134
