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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Other women: fake lashes, makeup, revealing dresses. Me: completely supporting them cause I don’t judge other women’s appearance.

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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 09/10/2026

HR saying a fired coworker “has moved on to other career opportunities” is the grownup version of “Fido went to live on a farm.”

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My personal space is 3km in every direction. Please respect it.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Add a wildcard to your tarot that can be any tarot card you want. Follow me for more new age tips.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It seems that at some point most of us stopped living and started surviving.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sometimes people will tell me what my intentions behind something is and I’m like oh wow! A real life mind-reading wizard!

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

People will project the wildest intentions on me and I’m just over here thinking about dinosaurs.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have very strong emotional resilience when absolutely nothing bad is happening and no one at all is hurting my feelings.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When someone is talking and you can just feel this going off above your head. #Sims

The negative reaction symbol from the Sims.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*Take a along drag of a cigarette* I drowned a lot of Sims back in my day…

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

“WHO DARES AWAKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER?!” My alarm clock:

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You consult ChatGPT I consult my ouija board. We are not the same.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Drink 2 cups of water a day. Feel 4 things that a soft. Smell 3 flowers. Listen to 1 intrusive thought.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Live Love Laugh? When I can Conjure Cast Curse?

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I don’t need millions of dollars I just want enough money to provide a good life for my cats.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My taste is impeccable. Many have tried to pecc it. All have failed.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Killing out of anger leads to the dark side. But what if, and hear me out, you only kill out of the joy of killing?

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m just like everyone else, I put my pants on begrudgingly.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Ignore others as you would have them ignore you.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I love being pan cause it gives me so many more options of being rejected.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If I learned anything from GPS it’s that I have absolutely no concept of how far 500 meters is.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The only time I’m not hungry is when I’m actively eating.

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Dr. Jarret Ruminski @thedevilhistory.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

We looked over this earthy paradise and decided it should be suffocated with parking lots and data centers. Then, confident in our destruction, we told ourselves that this is the best way—that this is the *only* way—and we used AI to generate an epitaph for our species.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’m doll sitting a haunted doll and my cat won’t stop sniffing her. Can cats smell ghosts? Serious replies only please.

A beautiful orange cat sniffing a beautiful haunted doll in a purple dress and hat.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Just so you are all aware, according to the fox from my dream last night, there is going to be an apocalyptic like event that will change the world in 2033. This will be the first of several.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Just signed an executive order to rename America as “Sadder Canada.”

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Who would like to buy a spell? I accept cash, credit, poetry, dark secrets, rare books, light secrets, and debit.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Him: you took first aid any advice on choking? Me: ask for consent then be firm but gentle. Him: what? Me: what?

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

All of you people liking my selfie - where are you when I post my hilarious jokes??

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Yes.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I feel like people wouldn’t be telling me “hope all your wishes come true” anywhere near as much if they knew what my wishes are.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Stop by the awesome feed of @theanastasia.bsky.social , enjoy the content, and wish her a happy birthday! You will be glad you did (and she’ll be too) Also be sure to check out her hilarious web comic, @capybarasatwork.bsky.social

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026