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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk

@scratchbomb.bsky.social
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Oh, hi! Didn’t see you there. formerly of the other place. once: seen at Amazin’ Avenue, Deadspin, AV Club, Class Action Park. now: will talk about the Ed Grimley cartoon for likes

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 5h
90s alternative rock band album cover photo
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 6h
near as I can tell the premise of Whalefall is “what if Jonah was homeschooled”
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 6h
during the last game of the World Series they better fucking kill Liberty Bibberty
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 7h
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 6h
only 75%? gotta get those numbers up
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 7h
I know who Mike Tomlin is but i googled the name anyway because I was like “this can’t be about the head coach of the Steelers right?”
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 7h
ire caligae albae
Pope Leo wearing a White Sox hat
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 8h
William Safire carves one jack of lantern
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 9h
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 8h
*Hugh Hefner hearing 10 minute jams about heroin* fantastic
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 11h
what does raw milk do to your depth perception
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 13h
i’d say someone should dunk Michael Tracey’s head in a toilet but he would probably enjoy it, or at least it would provide him with momentary respite from the hell of being himself
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 14h
it’s going to be an exact reproduction of the ending of Holy Mountain, bold choice
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17h
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 15h
at the time it was neck & neck but I feel like “I learned it by watching you” is still evoked due to it being easier to reference as purely verbal, whereas “this is your brain on drugs” has faded from public consciousness somewhat
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 17h
this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 18h
Mad Max: Beyond Hyperdome
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Pittsburgh graffiti @pghgraffiti.bsky.social · 20h
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 19h
So much of the lens on culture has been turned into a numbers game, where everything is about chart placements and streaming numbers and data. Its a horse race to who gets to do data best, and all of these dorks forget that people just want a song that will make them cry at the grocery store.
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 20h
why are these people in such a hurry to rush through normal and fulfilling human experiences. what the fuck are they doing with the time they “save” by speedrunning through the wonder of discovering themselves
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 23h
Thinking about the movie RRR and I feel we need an Irish version. Completely over the top, ahistorical story of Irish independence. James Connolly battering Lloyd George with nunchucks. Michael Collins taking out 200 black & tans barehanded. Dev defeating Monty in a dance-off. Let’s do this.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the longer the Yankees are in the playoffs the more likely that some announcer will call Cam Schlittler by the other name that sounds a lot like his. it’ll suck if it’s some known chud who thinks it’s cute to say it but it would be legit funny if it’s like Bob Costas
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Eric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc.
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hunter s Thompson, wearing a hat and sunglasses and a cigarette in his mouth
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do a 20 yr stretch for war crimes and then we can talk about your redemption tour buddy
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Allison 🧬⚾️ @petitephd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The biggest stain on Howie Rose's legacy is his daughter's heinous takes.
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what a crowd in Atlanta, there must be over 300 people there
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he can’t wait for game time, he’s already slathering his ears with mysterious substances
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
new study reveals that it is in fact possible to feel this worn out when it’s only Tuesday
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Drew Powell @drewpowell123.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it’s called Rob Liefeldmaxxing
Rob Liefeld’s noneuclidean take on Captain America
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one day the US will be spoken of in the same breath as Nazi Germany and no one will bat an eye
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draft punk @sainthing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this convenient/idiotic myth persists that innocent men are constantly being threatened by false rape allegations when in reality most sexual violence never even gets reported because this is what happens to the victims when it does
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
writing update: putting my knowledge of recent developments in the study of human consciousness to good use in a review of made-for-TV kids movie from 1982
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
funny how any ordinary person who fails to comply with a cop’s contradictory instructions in a fraction of a second gets ventilated yet cops will extend infinite patience and grace to a shitty robot car
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JLP @jlp.systems · 28/09/2026
The flight of different beefs
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We ate at Sinatra's over the 4th of July weekend and had a wonderful experience. The service was top notch and the food was incredible! We had the flight of different beefs that came with four different sauces and potatoes... astounding! ... More
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mayor Quimby shrugging to show it’s not his fault that the stadium collapsed
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who will be the Skeletor of the left
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gas is $5/gallon btw
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Threads check
An AI picture of a woman in pajamas. Her ass is… not in the right place. 
Caption: I'm not perfect, but at least I'm real!
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
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In Transit
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Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this morning i cut up a quarter of a small onion for an omelet. for lunch i cut up another quarter for tuna salad. for dinner i cut up another quarter to stirfry and throw in ramen. now i finally get to have the last quarter for dessert
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