Reposted by Rocko’s Modern Basiliskjam @socialistboat.dad · 5h90s alternative rock band album cover photo 2302
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 6hnear as I can tell the premise of Whalefall is “what if Jonah was homeschooled” 010
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 6hduring the last game of the World Series they better fucking kill Liberty Bibberty 130
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern BasiliskHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 7hcrylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft  171523220
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 7hI know who Mike Tomlin is but i googled the name anyway because I was like “this can’t be about the head coach of the Steelers right?” 0113
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 8h*Hugh Hefner hearing 10 minute jams about heroin* fantastic 020
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 11hwhat does raw milk do to your depth perception 100
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 13hi’d say someone should dunk Michael Tracey’s head in a toilet but he would probably enjoy it, or at least it would provide him with momentary respite from the hell of being himself 120
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 14hit’s going to be an exact reproduction of the ending of Holy Mountain, bold choice 010
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern BasiliskJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17hlisten everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it 293610349
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 15hat the time it was neck & neck but I feel like “I learned it by watching you” is still evoked due to it being easier to reference as purely verbal, whereas “this is your brain on drugs” has faded from public consciousness somewhat 260
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 17hthis is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie 852538272
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern BasiliskNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 19hSo much of the lens on culture has been turned into a numbers game, where everything is about chart placements and streaming numbers and data. Its a horse race to who gets to do data best, and all of these dorks forget that people just want a song that will make them cry at the grocery store. 149769
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 20hwhy are these people in such a hurry to rush through normal and fulfilling human experiences. what the fuck are they doing with the time they “save” by speedrunning through the wonder of discovering themselves 010
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern Basiliskbleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 23hThinking about the movie RRR and I feel we need an Irish version. Completely over the top, ahistorical story of Irish independence. James Connolly battering Lloyd George with nunchucks. Michael Collins taking out 200 black & tans barehanded. Dev defeating Monty in a dance-off. Let’s do this. 58921
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern BasiliskLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me 341303268
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the longer the Yankees are in the playoffs the more likely that some announcer will call Cam Schlittler by the other name that sounds a lot like his. it’ll suck if it’s some known chud who thinks it’s cute to say it but it would be legit funny if it’s like Bob Costas 130
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern BasiliskEric Freeman @freemaneric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I probably won’t see Digger but it would’ve been an A+ Letterman topic. “Hey Paul, uh, you seen Digger?” etc. 1858675
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern BasiliskFederal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 320736
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do a 20 yr stretch for war crimes and then we can talk about your redemption tour buddy 141
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern BasiliskJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore 11881143
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what a crowd in Atlanta, there must be over 300 people there 100
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026he can’t wait for game time, he’s already slathering his ears with mysterious substances 020
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern BasiliskRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again 873397386
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026new study reveals that it is in fact possible to feel this worn out when it’s only Tuesday 010
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026one day the US will be spoken of in the same breath as Nazi Germany and no one will bat an eye 050
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this convenient/idiotic myth persists that innocent men are constantly being threatened by false rape allegations when in reality most sexual violence never even gets reported because this is what happens to the victims when it does 111
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026writing update: putting my knowledge of recent developments in the study of human consciousness to good use in a review of made-for-TV kids movie from 1982 000
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026funny how any ordinary person who fails to comply with a cop’s contradictory instructions in a fraction of a second gets ventilated yet cops will extend infinite patience and grace to a shitty robot car 0144
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026who will be the Skeletor of the left 010
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern BasiliskNikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You have been blessed by the friend onion :). 803687590
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern BasiliskK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Threads check 5770554
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern BasiliskDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah yes the circle of life 13594161559
Reposted by Rocko’s Modern Basiliskhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161771281
Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026this morning i cut up a quarter of a small onion for an omelet. for lunch i cut up another quarter for tuna salad. for dinner i cut up another quarter to stirfry and throw in ramen. now i finally get to have the last quarter for dessert 040