The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11hIt’s a close race but this might be one of the dumbest things he’s ever done and that’s saying A LOT. 5550876
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12hWe are currently offering a 5th anniversary special on PN subscriptions, and if you appreciate my coverage on big news days like today, please sign up. My work as an independent journalist is possible only thanks to paid subscribers and I think you'll enjoy our coverage. Thank you.publicnotice.coSubscribe to Public NoticeSign up for independent, incisive coverage of US politics and media, right in your inbox five times a week. Click to read Public Notice, by Aaron Rupar, a Substack publication with hundreds of thousan... 119948
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 14h“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.” 80761183
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidDom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 21hThis Michael Tracey? bsky.app/profile/domi... 613833
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21h“I will take pleasure in publishing a rape victim’s name” tells you all you need to know about the person who says it. 1143076
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22hMen, stop telling women you denounce sexual assault and start telling your male friends. 513176708
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They tell us a million bullshit things we can do to avoid being raped without telling predators to just not rape us. 11927184
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe we should stop treating every announcement he makes like actual news. 1987869
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Coworker: I love this time of year. Me: Yeah I can’t wait to dress up like a witch and sit on my porch to frighten children. Coworker: Halloween is the best! Me: What the fuck is Halloween? 545232
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidKendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Some exciting personal news: All 3 books in my Sam the Spectator trilogy are now available as ebooks on my favorite online book joint, Bookshop dot org! YAY! bookshop.org/p/books/the-...bookshop.orgThe Haunter: Sam the Spectator, #12018 B.R.A.G. Medallion Honoree2019 IAN Book of the Year FinalistA teen goth attempts to use her secret ghost-seeing powers to save her town from a restless spirit in the first book of the Sam the Spe... 22911
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2026absolutely demented. like a scene from a horror movie 3183123282604
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/09/2026It'll be the 5-year anniversary of PN on Oct. 5! Going independent was the best career decision I've made but it wouldn't be possible without paid subscribers. I'm currently offering yearly subs to PN for $40, or 16¢ per edition. If you appreciate my coverage, please support my work by signing up!publicnotice.coSubscribe to Public NoticeSign up for independent, incisive coverage of US politics and media, right in your inbox five times a week. Click to read Public Notice, by Aaron Rupar, a Substack publication with hundreds of thousan... 20745165
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We have 2 adult black cats, a male and a female, and when we adopted our tuxedo baby recently, we thought the female cat might act maternal. Well, she wants nothing to do with the baby (girl, I understand) but our male cat has happily taken on the role of attentive father. 62196884
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Speaking for all crazy cat ladies, we do not claim Nancy Mace. 4256436
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidSteve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And that group is Pete Hegseth 435927
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“The goal of this meeting is to have even more meetings” sounds like my fuckin office job. 1847352
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026By “reading executive order” she means watching her husband write his name and “America” over countries and bodies of water on a map drawn in crayon. 1321018
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidPeter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In an Uber. Driver having loud phone conversation with someone in Spanish. A little annoying, but it happens. He hangs up. Says, “Mi hermano. La Migra.” And starts weeping. 1665758952
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Maybe Trump thinks that if he puts his name on enough buildings people will forget how many times his name is in the Epstein files. 1136765
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NOTHING BETTER THAN TO SEE A CHILD REUNITE WITH PARENTS 113859129
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I know asking for things to stop getting worse is a crazy request but could things at least stop getting dumber? 2662551
Reposted by The Volatile Mermaidshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 23/09/2026these people are either the dumbest people on the planet or they’re pretending to be and are *still* too dumb to even be embarrassed by it 1182381330
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidRex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Fat Bear Week arriving while beef prices are insanely high does make one ponder their succulence: "I absolutely reject the idea of making Fat Bear Week more of a national dining experience, but I accept the fact that someone has to ask the tough questions." www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...usatoday.comAm I proposing we eat the Fat Bear Week bears? Not exactly. | OpinionFat Bear Week 2026 is here, and we shouldn't let high beef prices make us think about how delicious bear burgers would be. 119421
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bitch, if anyone wants to get rid of Thanksgiving it’s the people responsible for making it impossible to afford food. 1002258367
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If someone ever calls you a crazy cat lady, say “actually I’m a crazy catWOMAN” then lash him with your whip before backflipping away into the shadows. 1478074
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hot Girl Summer is over. Welcome to Witch Woman Autumn. 1377090
Reposted by The Volatile Mermaidshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 22/09/2026god this is giving me such trauma flashbacks to how all of us who worked at twitter felt when the acquisition finally went through. just abject despair. 412269425
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There’s still a chance that he completely fucks himself before he completely fucks the country. It’s really anybody’s game at this point. 1136734
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit" 2411218555332
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026From the people who told you that straight white male privilege doesn’t exist… 812137093279
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people 16886362293
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don’t think “standing at attention” means what they think it means. 3636845
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026T.P. SQUAD They’re cops. And they’re gonna wipe out crime. ABC Thursdays 9pm, this fall! 561129177
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The president of the United States declaring that he’s banning the free press should probably be a big news story. Maybe even bigger than Biden misspeaking occasionally. 28668158
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I understand that everything is really fucked up, but I implore you to stop telling people not to make jokes about it. We are hanging on by a thread and some of us have no other means of coping. 1212662300
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I really hope the next president is like “I could’ve pissed on Trump’s head as he was leaving office and burned all of his properties to the ground. I didn’t do it, but I could’ve if I wanted to. Maybe I still will.” 1437753
Reposted by The Volatile Mermaid🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026At some point, the media needs to reflect reality: the chance of a sex worker telling the truth is infinitely higher than getting the truth out of anyone at ICE, CBP, or DHS, which is zero. 6579154
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell is like Gus Fring when he was blown up and half of him just stood there before it collapsed 624021
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidPaul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026JD Vance keeps feeding stories to the NY Times about how he's the only one in the Trump admin who knows the Iran war is a disaster. It isn't going to work. The war will be an anchor tied to him when he runs for president in 2028. My latest at Public Notice: www.publicnotice.co/p/jd-vance-i...publicnotice.coJD Vance will never escape the albatross of the Iran WarNo matter how many stories he feeds the Times about all his doubts. 29645115
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidSteve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When Alito resigns if the Democrats don’t stuff that nomination next to the arc of the covenant until 2029, I’m gonna lose my shit. 734146
Reposted by The Volatile MermaidIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131733348
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wild that there must have been enough cases of bestiality in their potential recruits that they had to loosen hiring rules to get enough of them in. 811037156
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Better headline: Giant stupid lying piss-baby didn’t get his way so he ruined everything for everyone. 1861292
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“If I can’t have her, no one can.” 1436343
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If Mitch McConnell is actually Alive I demand to see his long form Life Certificate. 1453350
