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I might be ready to go live in the forest now

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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 28m
Put in my grocery delivery order for tomorrow too late, and now the only time slot available is 6 am 😭
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 4h
An understated part of this is that I think he thinks Spotify MAKES the songs.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 3h
He knows that this is already how it works but he's hoping that enough leftover Obama haters are stupid enough to believe his lies
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 13h
Excited to see how the Atlanta Hawkeyes do this year and whatnot.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15h
In other words, Schmitt's evidence that Smith went to a Hawks game was incredibly weak. Did they really have nothing more than this? Was the Hawkeye thing just a coincidence, because Schmitt did not present anything related to that (e.g. a communication from Smith saying he went to a Hawkeye game)?
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 12h
tomorrow's executive order will be to hereby reaname it the Unites States
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 21h
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17h
i’ve been busy most of the day but i’d be remiss if i didn’t mention eric schmitt, who took a faceplant so hilariously legend that even the NYT couldn’t sugarcoat it (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
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404 Media @404media.co · 17h
So Trump's new AI chatbot? Creepy. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social saw this on Bluesky and gave the prompt "play minecraft" a test. This is what happened:
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 17h
Besides all the rest, this guy is just so dumb and wasteful
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 18h
Oh no, he's coming to my town (and neighborhood, ugh) www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/d...
cbsnews.com
President Trump to visit Denton Thursday, touting economic agenda
Thursday's visit comes as North Texas is set to face significant rainfall.
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
American media: time to come up with the dumbest possible discourse about a Billboard hit British media: You are like a little baby. Watch this
Opinion - UK politics

What ‘Choosin’ Texas’ tells us about Burngam’s social care obstacles

Stephen Bush
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Each day's news brings me closer to my final destiny (living in the woods)
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Hannah Harkness @harkitshannah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HAUNTED, put an electric fence and a salt circle around it and let nature reclaim.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you’re a dude thinking “i’ve never done anything disgusting” (citations needed) then you’ve more than likely sat there quietly while your friend did something disgusting or bragged about doing something disgusting. you cannot absolve yourself.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They need to invent a sleeping pill for when you wake up at 3:30 a.m. and just need like 2-3 more hours but can't quite fall back to sleep
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If Anthropic would like to give me $12.6 billion in order to receive $4.6 billion back, I'd like to make it known that I have a gap in my schedule that could work well for both of us.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 29/09/2026
Google Maps images show scale of Israel's destruction of Gaza, where more than 74,000 Palestinians have been killed.
aljazeera.com
Satellite images show Gaza in ruins three years into Israel's genocidal war
Google Maps images show scale of Israel's destruction of Gaza, where more than 74,000 Palestinians have been killed.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Medication ads should not be allowed to say "do not use if allergic"
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A single story that can tell you pretty much everything you need to know about US politics and culture
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It'll happen to you someday: I'm in a departmental staff meeting and it just occurred to me "am I the oldest one here??"
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t even know what to say newrepublic.com/post/213446/...
newrepublic.com
Trump Moves to Cut Off Student Loans for Tons of Degrees
Under a new rule, if your degree doesn’t make enough money, you won’t be able to get a student loan.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 27/09/2026
If only there were a more concise word for “an overtly political campaign advertisement paid for by the government.” If only there were a roomful of writers and editors one could consult…
Eric Lipton NYT
@ericlipton.nytimes.com
What an odd moment in United States history.
A U.S. president is running an overtly political camaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.
Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JJ Watt might be too dumb for this role
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've had too much wine for this Cowboys game
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COWBOYS TDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOOD JOB COWBOYS D
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you want the people at your house to eat more salad, somebody has to make a salad. Can't just say "there's salad stuff in there" it'll never move.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This could apply to a few things from this past week
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 27/09/2026
He's using our money for this? Can we impeach him just for this?
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 27/09/2026
I reject the entire premise that not being aware of a song or artist is a recent phenomenon. If you grew up on your local alternative rock station, you weren’t hearing the rap/r&b chart toppers. So unless they made it into a tv show/movie, you didn’t hear about it.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Every three weeks it’s like but white supremacists who mostly care about testosterone and killing minorities were supposed to fix the economy
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I used to love Talenti, but this reported feature at Wirecutter explains how the recipes changed over the years, and turned so many fans off: www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/r...
nytimes.com
What Happened to Talenti?
Over the past 20 years, Talenti has changed from a small, independent brand to a piece of a corporate conglomerate. Has that affected its quality?
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 27/09/2026
This is coming at the request of MLB.
An MLB official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak publicly, said the league approached the administration after the success of MLB's other stand-alone events, such as the recurring Field of Dreams game in Iowa. The idea of playing a game in a national park is one of several that MLB is exploring.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whataburger potato egg and cheese taquito (bottom right in the image) is pretty good
Whataburger taquitos
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/09/2026
"Obama tried to freeze Fox out" is a complete lie and it's incredible that Jake Tapper feels the need to both-sides this
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just perfect Jake Tapper right here. Premium grade stuff. Groveling to a corrupt administration hack to pwetty pwease let them back in while straightforwardly lying about what Obama did to both sides the issue.
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm looking forward to "Choosin Texas" going out of the news cycle because it's an earworm that I couldn't shake throughout August and I don't want to go through that again
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 27/09/2026
“she’s from texas i can tell by the way he’s two-stepping ‘round the room” is a great way to center yourself as the character referred to in the song, and that’s exactly where the Reels clip of this song starts
choosin’ texas search results showing it’s in 151k reels
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 27/09/2026
It really is a wild fucking piece, presuming that we're not at a point culturally and technologically where the vast majority of people have curated and maintained their own personal musical bubble that is basically impenetrable. We're not listening to radio and watching MTV anymore; it's not 1986.
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
someone told me yesterday that they work with one of Them* *a man who wakes up every morning and asks chatgpt what they should wear
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Paula @dentonitis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really do love grapes
[top]
Pause to reveal your medieval creature 

[bottom] 
Hedgehog
You love to steal grapes
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Fort Worth Star-Telegram @star-telegram.com · 27/09/2026
The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals dismissed prosecutors’ appeal in Crystal Mason's illegal voting case, reversing her conviction and ending a long legal battle.
bit.ly
‘Decade-long battle’ ends for North Texas woman after illegal voting case dismissed
The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals dismissed prosecutors’ appeal in Crystal Mason's illegal voting case, reversing her conviction and ending a long legal battle.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's how we get Medicare for All done: Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!) Include vision, dental, and hearing. Begin extending to more people, starting with children. We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
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Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about.
The image is a tweet from Sen. Tommy Tuberville that reads:  "Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots. Lord help us."
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