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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 10m

saying "wow, your english is so good" to a white american

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 15m

grayscale detective noir in the style of a mockumentary

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 51m

universal studios is so amazing.. the entire universe in one studio .. how is that even possible ...

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 53m

*farts* me: "oh, do you like that?" my friend whos into fart porn: "no. i know youre writing a post about me being into fart porn." my friend who can see the future: "you will be soon.. also Space 9/11 will happen in 10 years.."

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 1h

You have been banned from r/Insects Reason: You posted "i love incests!!"

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 1h

if i was a camera person for pornography i'd probably bust in my pants all the time because im an empath

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 1h

lets hit the dap tonight, guys. lets be gucci.

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 1h

..and it you pick long into the nose, the nose picks also into you..

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 1h

[limping out of the other room] "i feel like this really should go without saying but dont put your dick in a pencil sharpener. it doesnt make it pointy."

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 4h

LGBT community, gay community, queer community.. whatever im just calling it the faggot community

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Emmaline (BIG Tractor Haver) @sockart.bsky.social · 4h

Fuck the Big Light!!!!!! This is a LAMP household! GODDAMMIT! DONT U turn that fucking overhead on!!!! or I WILL take my bad leg off.

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Dollop of Mayo 🫠 @dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social · 4h

*.00000001 seconds after sending any post* they're gonna think I'm weird in a way other than I intended

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 5h

I hope to one day harness @sliceofwife.bsky.social's powers to not feel immense, overwhelming shame when talking about sex

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 5h

i dont know if i can handle all that but i would love to try

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 6h

funny how they named that AI "Claude" cuz thats exactly the type of dweeby name id expect from anyone using it

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 6h

siri, make a bunch of random noises. i'll know what to do with them

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 6h

ok thats fine i can take it in i can get outta your way if thats really what you want from me right now what you want from me i dont know

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 6h

i dont even order BLTs anymore i just order LTs cuz i dont want the waitress to think im reddit

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 6h

I pay $20 a month just to have the blue M emoji in my username

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 6h

Am I the only one who remembers when bit accounts were good?

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 6h

when i see someone liked one of my bots posts i light up inside. you appreciate me so much that even the randomly generated nonsense spewed forth from my simulacrum is mildly entertaining for you 💖

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 7h

drink this, i'll put some hair inside your chest

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 7h

"never forget 9/11" its .81 repeating, told ya id remember

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 7h

"give me liberty or give me death" is such a dumb quote "yeah um if ur gonna do bad things to me just kill me i guess" stupid idiot

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 7h

viscera is such a.. its like deep or something.. i think theres a word for this..

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 7h

tomorrow theyre making it illegal for me to eat pussy please send help i need this

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 10h

i cant wait to be 60 years old and holding up the line at mcdonalds to tell the cashier how amazing mcdonalds used to be

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 11h

im tired of the nostalgia bit, theres only so much you can do with it. i miss yesterday when noatalgia posting was cool and hip.

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penny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 11h

when i subtweet you this is how i say i love you

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 11h

the human urge to hide an onion in your doctor’s office

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 13h

me: adulting is so hard i get eepy EMT: you've lost a lot of blood try not to move

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 13h

i wish i knew how to limerick it sounds like a wonderful gimmick just a few short lines doesnt take much time but i always find a way to fuck it up

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 14h

When I see an account and it says "Follows You" oooouu shiiiiii that turns me on a little

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 15h

[telling my 4 foot tall prostitute friend to change careers]: "dont sell yourself, short.."

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 21h

Feeling nostalgic for my ex-wife. Rebecca, I want you back. The house too.

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 21h

When I was a kid, I used to play video games and run in the grass. Now I have to go to work, pay taxes, and play video games. This is probably gay people and foreigners fault.

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 21h

Apparently the latest generation doesn't know what drinking out of the hose meant to my generation. When I tried to talk to them, they just gurgled and made cooing noises in their baby seat.

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 21h

I bought one of those new polaroid cameras so all my photos can look like they were taken by a shittier camera

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 21h

What youre nostalgic about really can give a glimpse into your personality. Like if youre nostalgic for Nazi Germany, you're probably a Nazi.

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 21h

Nostalgia is so powerful, I literally can't go to sleep anymore without my Napoleon Bonaparte body pillow

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 21h

I remember a time when Mandela Effects were believable, but I cant find any. Perhaps I've shifted into a reality with shitty Mandela Effects.

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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Let's talk detritus, get on my calendar

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I miss when you could walk down an American street, fall into a nuclear waste dumpsite, and gain superpowers #thowback #nostalgia

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Koh @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

guys lets make healthy choices ... i love u my best friend...

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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The products I had when I was a kid formed me into the undeveloped dumbfuck you see before you today

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