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Sympathy and empathy are good and most people deserve a second chance, but some lives just legit deserve to get ruined.

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No matter what happens, this ghoul is still going to get at least 45% of the Texas vote. I weep for humanity.

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What's your favorite song about a detachable penis? Mine is Bawitdaba by Kid Rock.

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Someone should invent work beers, beers you can have at work.

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*sends threatening letters to you via carrier pigeon*

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m from the government now take off your pants

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Social media apps should have a "I find your obvious mental illness entertaining, but I don't want to encourage you" button.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like people, I just don't care about their everyday lives and whatever the fuck they think.

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I hate it when people enjoy things I don't like. Get a hobby!

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No, seriously, what are we doing?

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*walking around a maternity ward with a spray bottle of new car smell and a sign that reads "$5"*

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If it were me, I would not choose Texas, I'd choose the girl reading this post. 😘

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I can suck with the best of them.

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Strait but not Narrows of Hormuz @spacefordogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't have more important things to do, but you don't know that.

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NYTimes headline tomorrow: Can Cinnamon Toast Crunch feel pain?

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Got a new pad and covering for my ironing board, my collars are going to look so crisp you guys.

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What would I do with a million dollars? Two Totino's pizzas at the same time.

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Cassie 🥞🍗 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Mine will run on rage and, if the cost continues to rise, a string of wealthy white men who are all mysteriously robbed and left for dead with their pants around their ankles.

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I've decided my vehicle will no longer require gasoline to operate, instead it will run solely on the abundance of my personal anxiety.

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I swear, some people can just eff off to heck.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am aware that this looks like a cookie sheet full of ranch, but I made key lime shortbread bars.

Key lime bars in a tray. Sort of looks like a tray full of ranch

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ilu ❤️

I hope I am not only a friend to you but also a harbinger of doom

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*a hole is ripped in the fabric of space and time* *God creates an unfathomably immense butter cookie tin of sewing supplies*

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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

mutually assured destruction and chill?

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No. Tomorrow... No, tomorrow. No tomorrow.

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Do you ever think of Superman using his x-ray vision to see all the other heroes' junk and then creating a spreadsheet listing them from smallest to largest? Me neither.

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I was satisfied with my purchase.

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Veteran cop: It appears the victim was disemboweled. Detective: How do we know he was even emboweled in the first place? Rookie cop: This guy's good.

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The chubby urge to eat an entire bag of potato chips an hour before bedtime.

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