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O'brien accidentally opened cardassian internet explorer 😭

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pills that make you take pills that make you take pills that-

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that's what the point of the gunch is

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the founders got into their orgy soup ocean and were like damn intergalactic conquest is worth preserving this 🤤 truly a reverse borg situation.

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oh okay so the remote is not in my periphereal, don't panic, dont panic just scream

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the value of bluesky is not in the amount of followers you have, but by the amount of friends you've made and enjoy interacting with. a much more exploitable group of people ♥️

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y'all dont pay me enough

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put down phone challenge: people died

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lashing out like this is funny cuz when it completely misses, due to not sharing the same insecurities, its like wuh? uhm... okay.

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its saur fascinating how hazbin hotels most criticized aspect, the constant edgy swearing, also just makes heaven / the angels so uninteresting because they cuss like crazy too. you could have made them exist in such stark contrast! get an adult to write their lines or sumn.

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just threw out the rest of a piece of meat i was working on for 2 and a half hours.

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Lynette using Bree as a valid threat against them is so funny 😭

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Bree: I'll wear green... everyone loves green Bree next scene: *wearing baby blue* no wonder ur kid doesn't wanna talk to you bruh

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there's 7 heavens and 9 hells because people who go to hell are a bit more complex than what heaven has going on

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a defining feature of the desperate housewife is that they will become wounded about matters of their housewifelihood and lash out to attack that same wound. its very highschool insecure friend group.

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look at this beautiful pen i own and revived with gorilla glue

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my family does meat well done and i think its finally gotten to me. I've got beef

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bree spanking porter is pretty much what Lynette should have expected when she flung them on her last second.

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angels with winged-bows that flap in a way that stabilizes their flight when aiming

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gouda girls gouda sistas

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prickly sassy peeps thinking they can hide the fact that it's due to insecurity in a post-brat world

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🐄🥚 @tweedle.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

i grink about it all the time that i might gunch outta time but i finally met my Santa and my Grinch inside might die

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the iconic doctor who porta potty

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🐄🥚 @tweedle.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

well angels go this with White and Blue Lyra, but we did get an off color version of each iconic species so I am satisfied, tho amusingly theres no off monocolor sphinx unless u count the colorless, as the off color ones are all multicolored guiding hydra rocks, like its hydraness serves to help.

Guiding Hydra {X}{W}

Creature — Hydra Horror

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

It hands direction to straying minds.
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Illustrated by Jason Mowry

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imagining the Tardis porta potty flinging shit around as it flys thru space and time

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it would have been cool if they made "Jace" a creature type on his echoverse enforcers / spies

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🐄🥚 @tweedle.bsky.social · 25/03/2024

can we get this eldrazi as a creature thank you, or give it a name and make it legendary, ty.

Jace magically disintegrated the long outstretched tentacles of a flying eldrazi with a green glow in its chest, holding 2 floating hedrons of the same glow. it has many tentacles.

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now sisy that phus

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I don't rly know about all the shenanigans nicol bolas has done but him being freed by jace doing the echoverse shit is so fuckin silly. the big bads keep on getting put away and then released, emrakul too lmao.

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when my mom discovers salt it'll be over for you bitches

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