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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2h

Be sure to scold people who are very close, but not perfectly aligned with your flawless world view. That always brings ‘em around.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 2h

I’d love to visit Japan just not during Godzilla season

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

it’s customary for the Doritos ceo to reside, himself and family, right there on the property at the famed Cool Ranch

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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

*Extreme Jerry Seinfeld voice* Dre, The Alamo, now the 21st night of September. How do you expect me to remember all of this?

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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

We've entered the "acorns dropping from trees and slamming into the patio at 4 am" stage of late summer.

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Fomo Simpson @haliphacks.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

"Wearing white after Labour Day like a bad boy," I say as I arrive at Denny's for my shift as a line cook.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Jiminy Cricket on my shoulder telling me I haven’t taken enough pills to finish the job.

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you've never heard of the Campbell Camels, you might enjoy that they are located in the town that Rhett & Link grew up in.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Imagine if making babies required the woman to lay millions of eggs on the bed and the men just jerked off onto them while the woman stands there and claps excitedly Cashier: this is my weekend job; I don't actually need it.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Central planning doesn't work because a few bureaucrats can't allocate resources efficiently for a massive country. That's why we love the free market, where a few billionaires do that

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The moment you stop believing in someone, regardless of whether you leave or stay, you are telling them goodbye.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Ever since I’d wait hours for songs to come on the radio to put them on my mixed tapes, I knew I was destined to yearn.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

hey the rest of the birds learned about your little two birds one stone trick and they are pretty upset

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Raisin Bran is short for Raising Brandon

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My skeets are funnier if you have something wrong with you

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I miss you most by miles.

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

sorry, I thought you said, *pantry* raid

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

quit while you're behind, too

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/09/2026

one of my favorite pastimes is going to a grocery store and spending 250 dollars on 75 dollars worth of food, and only some of it may kill me, God bless America

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Opinion | LA Clippers owner Steve Ballmer was just caught in one of the largest cheating scandals in NBA history. But not all tech billionaires are this bad.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Friend: you couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag Me: what the hell am I doing in a paper bag?

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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠 　 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦　🇨🇦 👇 💰 🇨🇦 👇💰 　 🇨🇦　🇨🇦 　 🇨🇦　 🇨🇦 　 👢 👢 howdy, i'm the canadian tariff sheriff.... again

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It was a tale of two cities, one where the boys were gone, and one where they came back.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Payback is a bitch, but her sister Refund is actually really nice.

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 04/09/2026

Mitch McConnell has been a hard man to find, call that Rigor Tortoise

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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

yeah like i'm going to the mayo clinic... right after i go to the mustard dealership and the relish agency. get real

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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

[police sketch artist interrupts me] large naturals?

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I have changed the name of the Atlantic Ocean to the Fuck You Donald Trump Ocean. Please update your maps accordingly.

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I wish Aretha had recorded a whole series of songs in the style of Respect. There are a lot of words I have trouble spelling that I would remember if she taught me.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

By almost any measure Dolly embodied "the American Dream." Some people will come from nothing and make it big and consider the problem now solved. Others will remember that there are still others with nothing and use what they have to help.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

These mini croissants make me feel like Andre the Giant. Because he was French..

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Giancarlo Esposito has one of the wildest beginnings to “Personal Life” Wikipedia

Personal life
Esposito was married to Joy McManigal, 1301 with whom he has four daughters. After divorcing her, 311 Esposito filed for bankruptcy.
Before being cast in Breaking Bad, he considered arranging his own murder to provide insurance money for his children. 1321

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Welcome to Billionaires Club. Please take someone else's seat.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

ZOOKEEPER: Eagles can actually swoop down and pick fish directly out of the water ME: *way too loud* They're so talonted ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

[dinner party] FRIEND: *accepting a sheet of paper from me* what's this? ME: it’s my updated terms of use FRIEND: it just says 'leave early' Me: click to consent

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

the hamburglar getting served spaghetti for his last meal cause the executioner didn’t understand his order of “robble”

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Jill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Street art in her honor from SE Seattle

A glittery tinsel-fringed illustrated portrait of Dolly Parton on a telephone pole. There's a cartoon voice bubble with a quote from her that says "find out who you are and do it on purpose."

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

no, i said shoddy work not shawty werk. please stop shaking your ass and help me fix this

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

as per my last message in a bottle i remain shipwrecked

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

too many cars nowadays remind me of storm trooper helmets stop it

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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

love the vet. love to hear the staff keep saying “the patient” and it’s a lizard.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

“if we don’t stand up for the free speech of racists, it puts everyone’s free speech in danger.” - guy who only ever talks about free speech when it’s racism

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026