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Tyler, from the Internet

@tylerfromtheinternet.com
33K followers 884 following 94K posts

Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity. Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him Downtown Seattle📍

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11h
would genuinely love this a lot
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 18h
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 13h
I really just want like… 3/4th of the economy prosecuted for fraud. Is that really so much to ask?
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
did you stretch before you moved that goalpost? you're not a kid anymore
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
PACK IT IN, A CISHET WHITE MAN HAD AN OK EXPERIENCE AT HIS FRAT
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
if the tech broligarchs don't kill us all their super fans sure will
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Peanut @peanutium.bsky.social · 13h
NO PROGRESS -65/3450 cash.app/$DragonAField venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field www.paypal.me/caelifield #mutualaid #HelpFolksLive2026 #transmutualaid #DisabilityMutualAid
Peanut's black cat laying upside down on a blue blanket
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
oh my god fuck this guy, who is not a judge, so much
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
what a bunch of hypercompetents between that and Greg Brockman and his kindergarten handwriting, like
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Stressed Man Rubs Eyes
Alt: Stressed Man Rubs Eyes, it's jack nicolson from as good as it gets, with driving gloves on even though he doesn't drive and sunglasses he moves around to rub his eyes
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 16h
That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.
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Y - David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 16h
Get off x as well. I know we do the dumb discourse every time but clearly this is what that app is for. get off x sorry! you shouldn't be on there and you know this.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
acab includes fraternities
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 16h
The goal of the current fascist project is to enact and enable abuse on the national scale
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16h
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Stannis The Mannis: Unamused
Alt: Stannis The Mannis: Unamused
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/03/2026
Pulse (2001) - dir Kiyoshi Kurosawa
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16h
Zoe Saldana played Uhura in Star Trek, and before that played a Trekkie in The Terminal; Steven Spielberg, who is friends with George Lucas, taught her how to do the Vulcan salute for that movie, which is why she does it wrong.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16h
2026's nadir starts higher than 2022's zenith 🫡
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
I may have missed the window on a lasting relationship like the kind I wanted, you know, but I guess at least I'm not stuck in something because I'm afraid of change. I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than ever again be with someone and feel lonely.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
I feel bad bc there is a YouTuber who seems perfectly fine and not at all bigoted or any kind of piece of shit but his voice reminds me just enough of the Critical Drinker that I simply can't.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 17h
I don't have time for Candace Owens to be a lesbian right now
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
I am in a completely different state, and will in no way personally do this or try to make it happen, so it's in no way a threat; I just am musing out loud that it would be funny and cool if Michael Tracey was hit by the same bus nine times in a row in a very odd yet comically lethal accident.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He sexually assaulted my friend back stage at a show they did together. Rot in piss.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
vampires be like that, cracking opens few boys with the cold ones
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 17h
acab includes fraternities
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 23h
Hey, remember how us radical trans extremists were warning that you have to go on the attack against transphobic Dems immediately because otherwise other politicians will take the lack of consequences as permission and the bigotry will spread? Yeah...
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18h
someone insulted me and I said don't do that please and he was like I just unfollowed 600 people because of this and I'm like, uh, ok???
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 19h
funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on.
Taylor Lorenz: "Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!"
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18h
money can't buy happiness means rich people can't bribe reality to make them inwardly contented with their own personal demons they fashioned while stepping on the throats of others, not that people shouldn't need basic living necessities in a modern fucking society like shelter food and medicine
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A car marked "New York Times" turning hard to the right off a highway labeled "Reality" to an exit named "Bedtime Stories for White Centrists""
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 18h
if you’re familiar with the number for nothing then you’ve got zero experience
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StonedTweeting @lexshepard.bsky.social · 21h
Tent and sleeping bag taken care of! Aaaahhhhhhh! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH 🖤💜💙 Please consider reposting! We're almost there!
Updated shopping list:

Brown tarp 10x12 $35
Bungee cord $20

Portable power station $150

Sleeping bag $40PayPal: @lexshepard
Venmo: @Lex_Shepard
Cash App: $LexxShepard
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18h
btw, when I wrote this thread I was incredibly emotionally compromised, to the point where I just logged off for a week as opposed to make you deal with it, but while I was upset I wrote this, and I got some responses that caused me to end friendships and block former friends for being shitty, so I
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 21h
No one responds worse to being called out on transphobia than cis queers. I don't even think it's that they think they can't do it, I think it's that they assume they get a pass. Or that their queerness gives them special insight that allows them to see The Problem With Trans People.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18h
love it when a loser loses at losing
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19h
let's do our own Heated Rivalry ok but make it straight oh of course, what are we, Heated Rivalry
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19h
I love senate hearings
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19h
okay, this is a nice step in the right direction, but I'd say this is at about a 2, and we need it to get cranked up to a 9
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19h
clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right here I am both of those things at once
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Hank and Georgia's Old Man @barcodetontos.bsky.social · 21h
Bunk and McNulty in The Wire scene where they only say "fuck" while looking at a crime scene. They have a combined quote bubble under them.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20h
I have to duck under literally every door frame in my stupid flat, and 99% I succeed, but every so often as I'm straightening I mess up and slam my head and my neck vertebrae get forced an inch lower at such a speed of impact that it's 50/50 I get a migraine, so that's a lot of fun
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20h
at 33k followers I will post
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20h
sixteen clicks to cancel a subscription service
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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 21h
bluesky flag
three horizontal bars comprised of the dark background color above and below with timeout error message pink in the middle
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/12/2024
If you don't have a good paying job you should've gone to college to get a degree unless you have a degree and are underpaid then it's your fault for getting a degree and if you don't have one it's your fault you're getting paid poorly unless you have a degree and there are no jobs it's your fault
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21h
You can kind of see an instinctual thing happen within him where he calls people "the smartest people" and then an internal gear chunks him to a new setting and he adds "at what they do" so as not to accidentally leave room for the interpretation that He Himself is not in fact the actual smartest.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21h
three orange cats waiting for their turn at the brain cell
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22h
johnson talking about trust, honesty, and transparency with a straight face while multiple people behind him low key trip on various drugs
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 22h
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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