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Cyrus O’Merican @cyrusomerican.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

No YOU grow up

Article/ad headline: “The Surprising Nut That’s Highest in Protein”

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fish biscuits in a snap! Fishquick™ "America's Worst Breakfast"

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 21/12/2023

The best video game crossover of all time is when Rich Gannon from Madden 2003 was also the bad guy in The Legend of Zelda.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

With great Powerade™ comes great Responsibilitade™

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

still not calling them skeets

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(after being robbed by a turkey) Me: okay, first, trace your hand Police sketch artist:

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Drawing dicks on blacked out, drunk guys' faces is childish and weak. Draw faces on their dicks. That... is next level shit.

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My posts are all created by AI. An Idiot

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026

[11:59 pm] STEVE MILLER: almost time to toke

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[hitting "bet $500 that your buddy Dave steps in dog poop" in my polymarket app] hey man, could you take a few steps to your left real quick? I'm trying to see something behind you

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this is fantastic and I learned something new

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I'm studying to become an optometrist just so I can start a clinic called C.F. Eyecare.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So unfair that I'm gaining weight just because I eat more and sit on my ass all day. Fuck you, God

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

centipede: *walking by* Ariel: whoa what’d you trade

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Katie Didn’t @porkchophair.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

*crosses Velcro shoes into an X to feel wild again*

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Time is a flat circle. Flip phones to not flip phones to flip phones. Whatever.

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 17/07/2023

a fortune cookie with a tiny subpoena inside

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com · 22/09/2026

Booooo = ghost story Baaaaa = goat story

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If that pasta musical wins best stage play then that proves anyone can rig a Tony.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A meat-based pasta sauce made from horse meat called Bowl o’ Neighs

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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sampling drugs to make sick beats

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Anything that slides away from me when I try to stick a fork in it, doesn’t belong on my plate or in my bed

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Fahrenheit is how tall you have to be to get on the rides at the county fahr.

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 20/09/2026

Actually bread should be nice, it should not kill you, sorry Dave, big miss on this one

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A cat is the reverse opposite of a lint roller

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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May

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Presidentwiggins @presidentwiggins.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

*At the crematorium* "Hi! Do you accept walk-ins?"

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

me: if land in the water is an “island” then water on land should be an “isntland” webster’s editor: how do you keep getting in here

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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I'm the primary bread loser in my family

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Lord of the Rings remade with the cast of Letterkenny

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Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

WAITER: Your meal comes with three sides. ME (imagining a delicious triangle): Excellent.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If someone is showing affection toward me and I forget I'm wearing antlers, they could be calling me deer and I wouldn't know it.

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 02/07/2023

thank you and the horse you rode in on!!

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

911: what is your emergency ME: there’s a fly in my house 911: hang tight sir we’re sending a swat team now

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Dave's coming over" Dave who wastes his money on magazines, or Dave who wastes his money on cloning? (yelling from outside the door) "SORRY I'M LATE I JUST BOUGHT 15 COPIES OF PEOPLE"

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