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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 59m
This is why I'm ok with him using my money to play ads of his horrible face where he drones about how HOT our country is. It's the equivalent of waving a big matador cape in front of people who are already pissed off
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12h
Reading about Socrates, apparently he was horrific to look at and was still having kids in his 60s. Unbelievable game. Imagine you're at the bar and a man who looks like a beluga whale hits you with "The only thing I know is I know nothing" and you're just powerless to resist
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13h
My big agentic Ass has become conscious and is now accepting investors
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18h
Supper Intelligence, a robot who figures out what I want for supper and then makes it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This company just radiates predator energy
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What's hard about public policy is weighing the trade offs. For example, something sucks really bad and everyone hates it, but on the other hand several evil trillionaires think it's good. What are you supposed to do in that situation
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know it goes without saying but as the right wing media-political complex runs from Trump we should remember that they played a leading role in--and gleefully profited from--enabling and promoting him. Accomplices trying to get off a sinking ship, trying to salvage what's left of their reputation
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 21/09/2026
you think it's a coincidence that the most evil and corrupt people alive want you to believe that trans people are the real problem?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Republicans know that too, but they also know this is something they can make Dems flinch and equivocate about, which makes them look overall weak and indecisive. They did it with immigration last cycle, they did it with gay marriage 20 years ago. The only way to win is to tell them to eat shit
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every time there's a software update something basic that's worked for like 10 years no longer works. Thank you to our big tech industry for Building The Future
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Logging off the zoom meeting
john brown
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We got rid of the big sword that was dangling over my throne so I can reign in peace. Not sure why that was there in the first place, seemed dangerous
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026
i love polls that are like "BREAKING: 64% of country now aware of most painfully obvious liar and crook in national history"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
(Realizing it would sound petty if I just said I don't like your post) Your post jeopardizes an important election
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There’s a bizarre contrarianism in the Democratic Party, where, if an idea catches on with the base it’s treated as presumptively unreasonable forever. Not even an effort to *appear* to be supportive. Politicians used to pander!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hate when as a result of an apparent triumph I unwittingly sow the seeds of my own destruction
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I should be able to bonk my head to my dog's little head and download his thoughts that way. What kind of god doesn't put that feature in
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you made software not intended to kill everyone and now you think it might kill everyone that sounds like a product liability issue. You should go fix it and stop bothering me
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
60-28?? I'm getting a taste of what it's like for one of our guys to be teflon for a change and I like it
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Have seen this Nature piece about the effects of X's algorithm mentioned again and it bears repeating; exposure to a right wing algorithm makes you - measurably and predictably - more right wing, even after you stop using it. www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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The political effects of X’s feed algorithm - Nature
Among users initially on a chronological feed, 7 weeks of exposure to X’s algorithmic feed in 2023 shifted political attitudes and account-following behaviour in a more conservative direction compared...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Antebellum politics is fascinating, the South kept getting policy concessions and whipped themselves up into a paranoid rage anyway, essentially because they couldn't stand being culturally judged for having slaves
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Central planning doesn't work because a few bureaucrats can't allocate resources efficiently for a massive country. That's why we love the free market, where a few billionaires do that
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Why would you read nonfiction. That stuff already happened, it doesn't matter anymore. Do you look up yesterday's weather before you go outside too
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you want a rational conversation about tradeoffs you should start by demanding honesty from the industry that has been lying about this technology since its inception, not to mention one of the common talking points being "You're getting this whether you like it or not"
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They should make a website that works
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trump's main contribution to our culture was showing other rich guys that they can be as odious as they want if they don't back down on their own volition. Much like a lot of laws, social opprobrium just doesn't apply to them
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fraud is so awesome in this country I can understand why everyone does it. You can make a billion dollars doing fraud and then a court will be like "Hang on there pal...pay a $100M fine but DON'T do it again"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This quote is from last February. Good work sir!
"Regulations, basically, should be default gone," Musk said. "Not default there, default gone. And if it turns out that we missed the mark on a regulation, we can always add it back in."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me on stage like this, crowd hooting, as I announce something revolutionary: "10 am burrito"
steve jobs in the middle of a presentation
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My large cat is obsessed with meetings. Meetings specifically! He doesn't care when I do any other type of computer work but if it's a meeting he's bulldozing me out of the way to be on there. Middle manager ass. KPI aligning on priorities ass
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don't agree with arsonists but firefighters are too aggressive for me. I wish there was a... third way
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anakin/padme star wars meme

I'm going to curtail civil liberties and increase economic hardships

But you'll keep the public appeased with magnificent military triumphs, right?
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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