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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 38m
did a deep clean of the litterboxes and feeling the toxoplasmosis in here wear off enough to open hinge
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 11h
if i have another dream about school tonight... gonna be upset with my brain. get a new gimmick that shits expensive
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 11h
we used to have nice stuff here. white castle used to be open 24 hours and not this 9 am to 4 am dystopia hell
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 11h
they used to have ads for pumpkin cutters on the television
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 18h
so stressed out since i find out i have to be judge, jury, AND executioner. the first two are fine, im just squeamish is all
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
denis leary crying as he sees a tiramisu latte. "finally, coffee flavored coffee" he weeps
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
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oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this lady from mars attacks freaked me out as a little kid and lowkey still gives me da willies
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bullet heaven is a bad genre name. it won't stick. bullet heck, however
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
suffering lowkey hits different when it's in silence
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they need to make a cure for sleepiness
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
more organized religion would have been a net negative as a kid but what if in that reality i'm a priest. i do think i would lead a good sermon
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
found a trinket that improves charisma and intelligence by 1%
honor roll pin from high school
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i've only seen someone comically have toilet paper stuck to their shoe once irl and yup it was a math teacher
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fuckin the computer for computations
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i think if i don't get a job in the next year i am going to switch classes and become a samurai or monk. undecided
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
anotha year, anotha rangers team lookin for da goalie miracle season
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the thing i miss the most about my mom is when she would watch a movie and give me the mom version of the movie. if you are able, you should ask your mom about the last movie she watched
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the nhl season beginning in september has interrupted by hockedian rhythm
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my dream job is hosting snl weekend update but instead of a joke i just read the headline and say "... MY ASS!"
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
temperature regularly below 70 so my lap is a reserved Bridget space until i turn the heat on
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the zelda guy is the golden retriever of gamers
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i really tried to vary it up but still ended up with 3 zeldas on here
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
entering the manners sphere everyone's talking about. please and thank you
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sports games started going downhill when they stopped making the crowd sigh when you pause the game
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hollow knight dares to ask can alucard be a bug
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
in the past decade the bus full of fossil fuel ceos became an aircraft carrier full of geriatrics
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wawa hasnt had hot dogs in months. this is what breaks me
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
taking a trip to the porno store anyone need anything
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you are too lardge for your house
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
seeing the nvidea guy get smashed like zach cherry in resident evil would be soooo satisfying
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the riddler plays too much lowkey
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
saw da resident evil boxd.it/grQL0n
boxd.it
A ★★★★½ review of Resident Evil (2026)
insanely good. really funny. blew away my expectations but the only other movie of zach cregger's i've seen is miss march main guy became likable within the first 5 minutes, which is hard to do with m...
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
big brother would be a better show if the winner was executed
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if i was in the taco bell test kitchen i would've cheffing it up different. doritos loaded empanada. bugle nachos. slurm from futurama
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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i do not like the wojak man who looks like human patrick star. do not show him to me
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
finally got a non-bloated battery for my PSP and honestly emulation has only gone downhill since 2009
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i never want to hear of ed sheeran starting tomorrow. we will live like the disgusting man never existed
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sometimes i catch her looking at me like this. she's obsessed with me smh
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i mean, i'd be a fool to not buy hitch the movie for the playstation portable at this price
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i am clocking in at the kalshi speculation factory and taking the under on mormons committing a religious genocide within the next century. the next millennia, sure. but century? thats a little accelerationist bud
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i got dead god in isaac today. now the next two save files and 7-99 in spelunky 2 because who needs to play new games
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hey guys what's going on today
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
back in my day if you wanted an iron supplement you sucked on the tailpipe of grandpas oldsmobile
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
people keep trying to tell me zelda 2 is good but link got a microsword
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i like the term "daily bread" because yeah i do try to eat bread daily
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i like to make people laugh bc it's the one way to know what someone's thinking (they're thinking i'm funny)
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
for the 40th anniversary of zelda we have fucking killed ganon. he's dead. no more games
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Meep @meepismurder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
kill the part of you that fo's mo
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