Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🎵I push my fingers into my eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeees🎵 2282
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ME: liberty bibberty DOCTOR: he’s having a stroke , let’s intubate 1402
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFADr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 09/12/2024PRINCESS PEACH: oh Mario I have terrible news MARIO: what is it PRINCESS PEACH: Luigi is dead! MARIO: who? PRINCESS PEACH: *sighs and pinches bridge of her nose* green you is dead MARIO: oh no! 0995
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Best pizza in Rome, highly recommended 1211
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFAViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me 11745192
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFADr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Just owning an English teacher what’s up with you 2344759
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ISHMAEL: call me Ishmael ME: no thanks 3322
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFAPaul Williams @paulnwilliams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is very good and deserves better no matter how much it gets 141
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026ME: you’ve made a powerful enemy today CHIPOTLE GUY WHO WOULDN’T PUT AN EXTRA SCOOP OF GUACAMOLE ON MY BURRITO BOWL: ok 4555
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a 01100010 01100001 01101110 01100111 but a 01110111 01101000 01101001 01101101 01110000 01100101 01110010 3276
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If I were the Green Bay Packers I would simply not suck 2501
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me if you being an iced coffee to an interviewstatic.klipy.comPulp Fiction: Intense 'Ahh' MomentAlt: Pulp Fiction: Intense 'Ahh' Moment 3261
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ME: AI can never replace me AI: *starts making terrible posts* ME: well fuck 248547
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If Sesame Street really cared about children they'd realize Big Bird could feed a hungry family for a month 108612
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If I were sitting on the dock of the bay there’s a good chance I would just slide off and quietly sink to the bottom 3362
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFADr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 23/02/2024Son I'm sorry but we had to send your dog to a farm. A death farm. For dead pets. More of a trash bag than a farm really. Take out the trash. 516621
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me looking at the Rams uniforms 1303
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ME: I’ll have a Coke SERVER: is Pepsi okay? ME: 1223425
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You remember that cute little dog that said “yo quiero Taco Bell”? Dead. 5381
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026FOR SALE: air guitar, never played 48724
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFADr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 01/12/2023IF YOU ARE A SASQUATCH DO NOT READ THIS POST . . . . . SASQUATCHES YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED DO NOT READ . . . . LAST WARNING FOR SASQUATCH TYPES . . . . Sasquatch’s wife, hello 316616
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFAdawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 18/09/2026the workday continues. 312817
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When they accidentally put an onion ring in your bag of fries 1999
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mitch McConnell is one stiff breeze away from being blown into traffic and run over by a garbage truck 3554
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The only thing left that Twitter is good for 5868
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 11/09/2026ME: Bush could’ve really done 9/11 and he’d still be better than Trump UBER DRIVER: *mouthing help repeatedly at the car next to us* 2301
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If I were a Democrat I would simply promise everyone $5001 to vote for me 2658
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh man that poor guy was left hanging on international TV 1400
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFADr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 24/09/2023Oh we're halfway there Oh oh running from a bear I pushed you down Accidentally I swear Oh oh eaten by a bear You were eaten by a bear 14748170
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What’s your favorite song about being told to not fear the reaper 9421
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFADr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 03/09/2024One day there you are shaking your fists at the sky and raging against the machine when a man taps you on the shoulder and says: “You must stop now.” “But why,” you say. “The machine certainly deserves it.” The man nods. “But sir,” he whispers. “You ARE the machine.” 712718
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 04/09/2026THUG: what are we gonna do boss? He found out your real identity PADDINGTON BEAR: *sighs and stubs out a cigarette in my eye* kill him 0261
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am now begging AI to destroy the world and please hurry 6652
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We’re going to find Waldo before we see Mitch McConnell again 3378
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Walking down the street hitting every car I see with a sledgehammer until I find a Transformer 312733
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Since when did zoos get so strict about not kissing the animals? 4442
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFAscottodeli.bsky.social @scottodeli.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Map updated sir 🫡 0322
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I have changed the name of the Atlantic Ocean to the Fuck You Donald Trump Ocean. Please update your maps accordingly. 711319
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026MOVIE TRIVIA: they had to shoot 17 dogs before they got the final take of Ol’ Yeller right 8698
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/08/2026ME LOOKING AT BOARD GAMES: You want to play Mousetrap? STUART LITTLE: what the fuck did you just say 0372
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Charging infinity dollars per bottle for this 4385
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Standing in front of a Burger King screaming DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY until they agree to rename it Burger Queen 4363
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 20/08/2026ME AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE: one steak please, medium rare, no need to bring me a knife SERVER EYEING MY SAMURAI SWORD: please leave 3444
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My son @isotopejr.bsky.social just had his 23rd birthday last week and I forgot to mention it. Press F to show respect. 7100
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 18/08/2026SUBWAY SANDWICH ARTIST: would you like a 5 dollar footlong? JAYDEN DANIELS: what the fuck did you just say 0383
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Satan finally called her home 2544
Reposted by Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFADr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 13/04/2025“You are my sunshine my only sunshine” I sing as the fire grows ever brighter in the sky. I hold your hand as we try not to blink at the end. 6678
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It’s only a Baconater if it’s from the Baconater region of France 4534
Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 12/08/2026JUDGE: how do you plead ME: just because I intentionally burned down someone’s house doesn’t make me an arsonist JUDGE: actually I think it does ME: *whispers to my lawyer* is he right? MY LAWYER: *slowly packs up her briefcase without making eye contact* 05110
