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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 2h

“french fries in breakroom”

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Reminder you cannot spell CHRIST without CIS and HRT

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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 14h

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 5h

Bonus hockey is always a good way to start the season.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ah yes the circle of life

• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
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Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Them: What's a "bloo ski"? Me:

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The worst part about having plans is the being awake

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Buckle up. I think I'm approaching the 'optimistically violent' phase of my character arc.

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 04/12/2024

I wanted to make a silly joke and have complete strangers take it both very seriously and very personally. Am I in the right place?

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 25/09/2026

please keep Kidwelly in your thoughts. there's nothing wrong with her, she's doing amazing. you'd just be better off thinking about her than the ongoing collapse of civilization

A handsome black and brown shepherd mix on a rocky beach with a sunset behind her.. she has amazing posture

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In hindsight, drinking that 20oz beer and immediately boarding my flight was a mistake.

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Ianvalid User Name @ianfortey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

*smacks the side of the banger machine* I keep putting the ingredients for bangers in, but it looks like nothing's coming out.

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Haha there are girls out here actually CAMPAIGNING to get votes for the shitsky thing and I'm just over here telling y'all how much I'm sweating through my underwear every day.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/09/2026

using commas again, like a badass

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Finally visited a place I definitely could not live. It's still 90 degrees at 11pm and I'm on my 8th pair of underwear in 5 days.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You can get arrested in Texas for even a tiny bit of cannabis, but have you see what Mountain Dew Baja Blast can do to a child

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hello it was 100 degrees at the Hoover Dam this afternoon and it's a delightful 45 in Tusayan, AZ. Bloosky won't let me post pics but if you ever go to the Hoover Dam, pay for the $40 tour. You get to go deep inside her and it's very cool.

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My day started at 5am east coast time and I am gonna sleep so damn good tonight on pacific coast time

Beautiful menu board at Sen Thai restaurant in Las Vegas, with favorite menu items written in both Thai and English.

Aisle 6 at Omega Mart, which reads with the following items: discount, ??????, novelty, lost spouse, health, beauty, trending, midwestern desire.

My favorite room in Omega Mart - the white room in this pic but it's full of LED lights that change colors in beautiful patterns.

Me laughing at the Bellagio with the Vegas Eiffel Tower in the background.

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What does she have that I don't? Simple: crippling anxiety, a need to be rescued, and the ability to unironically use words like "lorge" and "smol" bc she thinks it sounds cute

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I actually did mean to startle you

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Had a dream last night about a guy I used to date and he was just as aloof and disinterested in me as he was in real life

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Who cares if our salads are 1000 calories in the US? We're going to get diarrhea from them anyway.

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Wait, is there a glut of FBI applicants that have raped by dolphins? How else are people forced into beastiality?! (Besides the obvious which I would assume would already be protected as any sexual assault.)

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

She was rare, like a single guy sliding into her DMs.

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

In most lines of business regulated by government depts, you can't even give your friend a gift card on their birthday if they happen to be a coworker but please, go off on how generous the Russian oligarchs have been to your (allegedly already wealthy) family...

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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The end of the world guys are getting a tax break.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When they said the world is real I didn't believe it. When they said we're living in a simulation I said it's too real. But when they said it's all a crazy dream I was just waking up from a crazy dream, YOLO

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

PESSIMIST: the glass is half empty OPTIMIST: the glass is half full OPTIMUS: the glass transforms into a cool robot

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Taking two traffic cones and doing a Madonna impression did not help my field sobriety test

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you've never heard of the Campbell Camels, you might enjoy that they are located in the town that Rhett & Link grew up in.

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Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Imagine if making babies required the woman to lay millions of eggs on the bed and the men just jerked off onto them while the woman stands there and claps excitedly Cashier: this is my weekend job; I don't actually need it.

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Iowa football team running out holding hands is the kind of masculinity other men need to see more often.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13/09/2026

I live my life like everyone else: one delusion at a time

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/09/2026

Have you ever wanted to vote for a shitposter? No? Well here is your chance anyway! Go to shitsky38.com and cast your votes for "best" shitposters on Bluesky. Vote for anyone, including yourself! There are no prizes and bragging rights are probably of minimal value at best. Let's fucking do this!

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The 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Votes are public records in your own account.

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ChicagoVintageTileFloors @chicagovtfloor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Steering out of our lane once again because I am a sucker for orange...and Uptown.

a headphoned pedestrian walks past a brick building with a painted mural with flying geese and the words "I will...We will..."

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Maybe it makes me a bad mom but my 6th grader claps with glee when he likes an SNL sketch.

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hi y'all, anyone want to "go see" DJT speak? Make sure it's a "sell out" who.nucleuspages.com/events/presi...

Gastonia NC zip codes: 28052, 28053, 28054, 28055, 28056

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Someone designed this "logo" and several other people nodded their heads and said "yes, that's it. Good job, this is gonna look so good on everyone's TV screen while they're observing a moment of silence."

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

All I need in a man is for him to raise my pulse but lower my blood pressure.

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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Me too bitch, you're not special.

A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago, research finds"

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You should mention your inability to form complete sentences in your dating profile.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 10/09/2026

Patriots owner Robert Kraft skated on solicitation charges while the masseuse he hired was fined $31,000. Patriots coach Mike Vrabel got caught w/ a reporter. She lost her job and has been roundly reviled and mocked. Mike's on national TV rn. This country hates women. Patriots indeed.

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Bean N. Curling @beancurling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

foldable pile of dog phones

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Watching the tennis match and it got interrupted with "sad breaking news" and to tell y'all how I held my breath with so much hope and expectation, it made it doubly sad when they said it was Barry Melrose that died. RIP, Barry. Wish it was someone else...

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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Y'all a friend from HS had the Stanley Cup this week and her pictures are amazing. She did a side by side pic drop from 20 years ago to now and it's crazy how much time has passed.

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