Reposted by josh (oldfriend99)josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/08/2025The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet 121069192
Reposted by josh (oldfriend99)josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/08/2026A "crawlspace".. that sounds perfect for my needs 638868
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Last night, my nightcap (garment) swung around into my eyes and I tripped on my nightshirt and fell down the stairs and the nightcap wrapped around my neck and the pom-pom got stuffed into my throat and my candle flew out of my hands and burned down my house 13939
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026AI has invented a new letter of the English alphabet 4601
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don't listen to the discourse about Halloween getting closer. They're trying to scare you 412621
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026At its core, chess is all about taking turns 1226824
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Infinite personalized music on Suno means I get to spend less time trying to find something to listen to, and dedicate more time to being a massive piece of shit 21098
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Many people are so eager for reality to resemble science-fiction that they've cornered themselves into rationalizing whatever soul-destroying tech-dystopia hellscape that is handed down to us 5521
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Infinite personalized music will be great for people like me who are constantly on the go and an absolute fucking moron 312513
Reposted by josh (oldfriend99)josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Flubbed my gaffe in an important cock-up this morning :/ 315614
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I like to think Betty White is up there somewhere, getting even older 321012
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Good news, I cured the problems we've been having 121698
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Flubbed my gaffe in an important cock-up this morning :/ 315614
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People assume the child actors from Honey I Shrunk the Kids didn't really do anything after, and that's not true. They were typecast as microscopic and cannot be seen with the naked eye in much of their later work 0899
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The parents in Children of the Corn never used to let the children live in the corn. "You can't live in that corn," they'd say. And they paid the price 320635
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They should do a Predator movie in northern Ontario where he gets back in his ship and leaves after 5 minutes because of the mosquitoes 1861
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Herman Melv'll what? What will Herman Melv do? No one ever says.. 5683
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch 281359157
Reposted by josh (oldfriend99)josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Former elaborator here (don't ask) 5592104
Reposted by josh (oldfriend99)josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man 171333124
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm old enough to remember when Kellogg's Corn Flakes were Kellogg's Corn Flake 4522
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's basically only 30 actors I'll allow myself to watch anymore. All the rest are satanic pedophiles. 0552
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wow my barber really took a lot off this time. Fortunately, it was mostly hair 21006
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I ate so much food yesterday it's literally coming out of my ass 1584166
Reposted by josh (oldfriend99)josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Iain M. Banks, The Player of Games (1988!) 530946
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It became the weekend so gradually i didn't even notice 4791
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Home Alone 2 won't be the same this Christmas. If I understand correctly, several of the characters will be missing 0602
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026David miscavige is running the church into the ground and needs to go. 1322318
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So there's 19 covids now? and we're all ok with this? 2661
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Imagine the Mozart facts Robert Wadlow could have retained 844739
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm going to let the bastards get me down 1017819
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm the guy who called the cops on 9/11 1924713
Reposted by josh (oldfriend99)josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/11/2025The "Kubrick stare" ruined staring at your friends and family like this 1184682
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My absent-minded dentist got distracted and accidentally gave me a haircut 511610
Reposted by josh (oldfriend99)josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The night time is like a bad acid trip. it's 8-12 hours long, and absolutely terrifying 716610
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I wonder what Halloween is going to be like this year 8854
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The movie Psycho should have been called "Yes... And No" 1291
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The next four months are gonna have to be really hilarious 52024
Reposted by josh (oldfriend99)josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/07/2025He shouldn't do it then 725114
Reposted by josh (oldfriend99)josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I will never use ai in my writhing process 359163
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The Moon is one of the coolest things I've ever seen 916310
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I'll laugh so hard if Ali G says something in the movie 😂 2700
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/08/2026A tiny red and white striped bag of Cheezies could fix me 4380
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Haven't seen anyone mention Gabriel Knight yet but that was a big Tim Curry thing for me. I've heard complaints about his Southern accent over the years but it's not anything I noticed as a kid when I was enjoying the hell out of that game 1452
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Haven't caught a mouse in my garage for a while.. starting to feel almost kind of offended, like there's something wrong with my clutter 3966
Reposted by josh (oldfriend99)josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/08/2026These mini croissants make me feel like Andre the Giant. Because he was French.. 336240
josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved 45268628
