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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 4h

Why call it a 'kilt' when 'open ballroom' was right there?

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 5h

a lot of ppl sure do enjoy watching lanterns lately i have electricity, but happy for you ig

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4h

how come when kids play house they're never like "hot water isn't working anymore" or "we're out of toilet paper"

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 8h

it’s called making up words maybe you ferdovit

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 4h

Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.

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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’

Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.

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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 4h

He's going to declare war on Canada soon.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 12h

The last time I said "I'm fine" and truly meant it, Pluto was still a planet.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 5h

Reply to an obvious joke with a serious answer so I know that you were home-schooled.

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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 3h

Chef Chad said he always knew he was gonna die from the black plague, he just assumed it would be in 1326 not 2026.

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TheSilverOtter @thesilverotter.bsky.social · 13h

I was really hoping the October surprise would be he died, not the possibility of another pandemic.

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 4h

I know we aren’t supposed to make fun of looks but what is up with Jarod Kushner’s plastic skin

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Sophia The Robot: Artificial Robotgirl

ALT: Sophia The Robot: Artificial Robotgirl

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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 3h

I was sitting at a prep table 4 hours ago splitting chickens, leaned back to drink some water, closed my eyes n woke 3 hours later. Kitchen bustling around me, someone cleaned up n replaced my bottle of water with a clean one. Mayla laughed at my surprise. Chronic pain, I do drugs n nap about it.

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Linotype Pilgrim @symbo1ics.bsky.social · 4h

Cheat code for follow back

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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 7h

Not to sound superior, but I always assumed that I would die of a plague that escaped a biolab in Siberia.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 4h

Got thrown out of the PTA meeting for ending the pledge of allegiance “with biberty and justice for all.”

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 7h

Looking at places for sale/rent and I find it hard to believe that so many people genuinely like beige as an indoor paint color. It looks so grimy and depressing. "It hides dirt!" No, it's dirt-colored. It just makes everything look dirty.

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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 6h

I guess she got tired of her family

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 8h

ok universe we can see you know how to take out 80+ year old child rapists. now do it again... immediately

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Giraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 10h

Billy Corgan looks like a cenobite but without the joie de vivre

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 8h

AITA: My boss asked that we clean out the break room fridge, so I ate everyone’s lunches. I was only trying to help.

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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 8h

Take me down to Paradise City, where the beer is very reasonably priced at tree fiddy.

A Gibson guitar headstock lies on my coffee table, there are branded picks next to it, and a pile of Stormtrooper beer cans in front.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 14h

Wake up Maggie I think I got bangers To post for you 🎶

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Donkey BOO!-Tay 😱 @donkee.bsky.social · 17h

I haven’t answered to “El Burro Esparkalo” since I swore off drinking tequila at baby gender reveal parties

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 20h

just saw someone say “escape coat” instead of “scapegoat”

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"what's today's date?" me: 10/4 good buddy

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 23h

So Trump is going to send people the exact amount it costs me to step outside of my apartment on any given day?

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caitlin rose boyle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 04/10/2026

BURLY REPORT: the sun baby has arrived

burly the small black cat looks up at me from a sun dappled balcony floor

she turns her head to the side, looking at something offscreen

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Cri 🕊🐝🐜📝🎭⚽😷 @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

TMW there are Steller's Jays eating peanuts just on the other side of the screen door. Binx is soooo looooong 🤣 #cats #becurious

photo of a thirteen week old black kitten on a sofa looking toward the right of the photo at birds out of frame.

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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gosh, the discourse on here is depressing this evening. Here's Ozzy taking a nap in a basin, for anyone who needs it.

Grey furry cat sleeping in a basin, paws sticking up.

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Lee 🐾 @karpetshark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"untitled snake painting", acrylic on canvas

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The weirdest thing is that the weirdest things are the norm now.

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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 22h

I have the very best brother in the world, even though he would absolutely kill me if I publicly outed him as my brother on Bsky. ❤️

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nick @moldyringwald.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

*sets white noise generator to data center*

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 22h

If anyone out there knows how to make GIFs and wants to be a hero, one of John Cleese in A Fish Called Wanda saying “I’m a good lover” would go hard as fuck. I can pay you with a bucket of old class-III trailer hitches

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Dr. Laci Brock 🪐 @stellerarts.com · 22h

All my current paintings in progress are in their awkward/ugly phase lol, so here is one I did last October! A spooky star-forming region in the Eagle Nebula I named Leviathan’s Wake. I’ll bring back prints at the end of this month 🐉

Rectangular painting on easel of star-forming region in Eagle nebula that looks like a dragon or leviathan skeleton rising. Colors of the nebula are dark brown, orange, pink, and purple

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Some church people knocked on my door and said they wanted to tell me about the afterlife. I told them I’m trying to avoid any spoilers.

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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 21h

Rotten is lying at my feet in my bed happy, his child loves him.

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Chef🎃Bruso🦇👻🍂🌰 @brusowrites.bsky.social · 22h

Sometimes the cravings are as whack as cocktail sauce! & there’s nothing like fresh handmade breaded shrimp 🍤 Listening to the Decemberists’ The King is Dead & sending spiritual waves out into the universe…

A red bowl with crinkle cut fries, breaded shrimp & a small white ramekin of sauce. Pizza skins sits on the butcher’s block. It has Monterey Jack, mozzarella, Colby & Swiss cheeses, bacon, ranch & chopped Chinese chives, there is a side of ranch in your favorite fish dish

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Have fun in flavor town, Guy Fieri, good luck getting anything stronger than bay leaves past the board of selectmen. I live in Flavor City, there’s sriracha in the fire hydrants and the mayor is a jar of paprika

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