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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated? Good night!

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

welcome to Cool Big Star fans Club, first rule of Cool Big Star fans Club is knowing how cool Big Star is

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

no I mean Mrs. Tanaka hahaha (pls oh god pls don’t tell my wife I said that I live in constant fear)

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

wait are you confusing me with queen B because if you are: 😍

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Boss: [asks me to do something] Me: [wonders how beyonce would do it] Boss: STOP WONDERING ABOUT HOW BEYONCE WOULD DO IT

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My dream guy is Chewbacca. He’s tall, has great hair and doesn’t talk much

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Forcing myself to sing show tunes until I feel better.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

to the extreme/I rock the mic like a vandal/arson is fun/pumpkin crisp/yankee candle

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When the magic is leaving but the clocks keep coming you gotta find your magic in clocks. Okay, now what. Now you believe in pulling rabbits out every second you're a rabbit obgyn and saw tiny cigars in half

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nakedlaughing @nakedlaughing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I found out today that I still know the lyrics to Gangsta's Paradise.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

[at second rodeo] no, no, no, none of this is right

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I refuse to make this any less complicated

A draft post as follows:

*Mark Twain, F Scott Fitzgerald, and Jack London doing competing elevator pitches as I punch the door button repeatedly*
Mark: what if a boy had a raft
Scott: what if a man had a party
Jack: what if a dog had a job
Mark: what if the boy is a rascal
Scott: what is the man is a fraud
Jack: what if the dog can commune with fire

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s okay if not everyone procreates. Like really okay. Like really really really okay.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Trying to deal with my lawn in the summertime like Sysiphus

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Today’s tears are just softening the earth for the rise of tomorrow’s rage.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

snide comes before a brawl

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

anxiety comes before a call

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

cold comes before a shawl

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DoubleTrouble @badboybill69.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Some of y'all have never danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight & it shows

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

James Dean was in three movies. Three. None of them were great. You guys can try to build your legacies through a lifetime of meaningful achievements if you want. I’m going to continue focusing on what really matters: looking awesome

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

yeah my commute is great, i love the loopy bits

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

more people would use public transit if it was a roller coaster

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So you've been in slow motion the whole time, big deal. You probably looked really cool with the block rockin entrance beats playing. You can fast forward through me outside, my mom calling, there's wolves,

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So how's the campaign fund raising going? Stop2End Stop2End Stop2End Stop2End Stop2End Stop2End Stop2End

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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

been thinking about retirement business options like: Helena Handbaskets (gift shop) Milwaukee Talkies (movie theater) Cole's Law (legal practice specializing in cabbage farming and production)

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i wasn’t poplar in high school. were yew ?

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

me: i had a dream that i wanted to be a shitposter & i made a list of shitposters so i guess im a bluesky shitposter now my gynecologist: what

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

kurt cobain, using an auger: i just bored a Hole courtney love: *yawns*

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One of my favorite activities: restarting a show repeatedly because I can’t pay attention on one of the apps that replays 2 minutes of commercials *every single time* (shoutout Hulu gfys)

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