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I don’t like tall people because they get to wear longer cloaks

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 05/10/2026

THE HOME DEPOT SALES ASSOCIATES WON'T SHOW ME THEIR MOST POWERFUL INDUSTRIAL FANS WHILE I'M HOLDING LENGTHS OF CHAIN ANYMORE JUST BECAUSE OF WHAT I DID IN THE PAST.

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Saw your man collecting splintered and structurally weak materials for the family nest

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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.

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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pulling out a pack of flutes taking one out and playing an autumn morning’s melody then stomping the flute out on the ground.

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H.B. Tyson @hbtyson.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Freshling Friend 🌱

Digital art emulated in the style of a linoleum block print on cream paper. A humanoid character, Doppel, is sitting outside on dark grass while gently holding a plant creature in her arms.

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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 29/04/2026

Do you accept the T̵͓̻̀h̷̳̙̔e̶̤̾ ̴̼̘̓͒P̸̫͑̂a̴͙̐c̶̰̿̍ţ̵͍̓̆? (2023)

2023 limited tone ttrpg fantasy commission

in a fey forest, a fox adorned in gold offers you a white rabbit at its feet. a text box behind it repeats the question "Do you accept the pact?" elements of the forest appear similar to graphical glitches.

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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thinking back fondly to the era when I had already received my wound but blood had not yet started gushing from it

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You have a new daily slog on ToilHub

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What’s the app where no one’s mad at me?

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

The problem with AI is you can't really shoot it in the head yet

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wasn’t waving at you I was waving at the distant mountain barely visible on the horizon behind you.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I refuse to make this any less complicated

A draft post as follows:

*Mark Twain, F Scott Fitzgerald, and Jack London doing competing elevator pitches as I punch the door button repeatedly*
Mark: what if a boy had a raft
Scott: what if a man had a party
Jack: what if a dog had a job
Mark: what if the boy is a rascal
Scott: what is the man is a fraud
Jack: what if the dog can commune with fire

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

"She's pretty but I hear she's had work done" Me: *turns around to reveal I've replaced my eyebrows with branches that birds can rest upon*

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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you are so extraordinarily stupid that you fall for a standard Republican trans panic ruse, I cannot trust you to represent me in office. This is like media literacy 101. Your colleagues are going to run circles around you. Dupe you into anything. I'd be safer running and representing myself.

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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

donald duck saying "salsa"

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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

coworker told me about how when he was a kid he was digging holes in his backyard looking for dinosaur bones but only found part of an old cowboy boot before his mom made him stop she said he was tearing up the yard but it sounds to me like she murdered a cowboy

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bog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

im immune to trojan horse style attacks because of my ungrateful and gift averse nature

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 03/04/2024

it’s me, the dracula who travels in the form of chemtrails. sorry for the confusion

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the dual purpose of "our AI is getting too powerful!" is firstly to generate hype & secondly to provide a reason to scale it down that isn't uh oh, this nonsense is very expensive and we can't figure out a way to make a profit with it

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m so glad I don’t have the confidence required to bet on things.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you bang one end of a snake on the table its skin will crinkle up like a paper straw wrapper

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

During my free time my wife lets me scurry through the woods while she tries to capture me with a net

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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 31/08/2026

soup season (2021)

2021 commissiomed portrait of a cat stirring soup through a kitchen window, atop a wood stove

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026

i love polls that are like "BREAKING: 64% of country now aware of most painfully obvious liar and crook in national history"

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When I die please donate my bladder to a village of medieval children in need of a football.

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

me: [advancing my knight] how much to build a hotel on this square? grim reaper: first, as I explained, that's not how the horse moves

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Boo lettuce @lettuce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Dancing Against the Stars

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I respect my haters and share their concerns

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The earth IS flat and it is also on the back of a giant turtle and God is balancing on top because He knows that stability training is the key to great abs.

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Join me in my journey to thrive in the mudflats of a brackish lagoon ecosystem

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Switched on the kitchen light and could've sworn I saw a horse scurry under the fridge

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

*hiring someone to murder me* I’ll pay for this if it’s the last thing I do

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Your honor it’s true that I made many violent and terrible threats, but I was inside my giant robot mech suit at the time

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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m told it’s vulture awareness day. Two things about vultures you should know is that they’ll always a: make their mama proud and b: cause a scene

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My calculator history leaking would be 1000x more humiliating than my browser history.

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RTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I know it's where we're at in 2026 and we all know it, but it bears stating the obvious that every major company in the world is openly throwing a tantrum that people expect them to provide goods and services instead of just sending them a payment of $200 every month for nothing

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's WILD how much my regard of/for technology has changed. Announcements for new games/stuff used to be a little like Christmas morning. What fun new wonders are we getting now? Now, it doesn't even have to be OVERTLY evil. I'm suspicious of it all. Benefit of the doubt? Gone.

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

*a tiny mermaid lamplighter carefully reigniting all the anglerfish*

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