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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 6h

You’re not just debating them, you’re debating a 24/7 firehose of information that floods every channel they listen to, with billions of dollars backing it, that affirms their gut beliefs, that were built on the basic assumptions America has made about other people.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 6h

Typical Sunday. Read the Bible to my cat and spilled nachos on my sex cape

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 6h

breaking up by subskeet. please repost so he gets the message

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 6h

Raccoons are cats and dogs. I can’t explain it.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 5h

All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 5h

I don't care what your real name is. You will always be a bad dad pun as a handle in my heart.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 4h

Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 8h

I had the opportunity to do a “Hi Hungry, I’m Mara” the other day and I highly recommend it

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 7h

cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 6h

my friend kelly randomly said “what if penises unfurled like a butterfly’s tongue” to which i replied “it’s actually called a proboscis” and then she just stared at me

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 6h

I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 6h

Correct!

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Failed congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh sits on top of a sign with her friends in Bridgeview, Illinois that calls Jake Lang a pedophile.

@DRSABHAFIERCE video depicting me, her, and Demi sitting atop her truck with a screen showing Jake lang’s texts to minors and the words JAKE LANG IS A PEDO

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 5h

I love fall so much. I've lived in Vermont my whole life and foliage season still seems like such a completely bonkers and beautiful thing to happen every year. It never gets old. 🍂

Photo of a pile of leaves on vibrant dark green moss. I collected lots of fallen leaves of different colors from different plants and trees and arranged them in an egg-shaped gradient going from green at the top to yellow and then orange and then red to darkest reds at the bottom.

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Ovary Action ☭🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 5h

Finally saw the aids quilt exhibit. Bawling.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We’ve built a bridge!

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GiGi 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽 @gigix2.bsky.social · 8h

“I’m going to put the kettle on… “ “You’ll look silly with the kettle on” (Alternatively) “You’ll never get your arm through the spout”

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Frantom of the Paradise @mxsaturn.gay · 03/10/2026

"I'm gonna take a leak" "Okay, bring it back"

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𓆑🏳️‍⚧️JJ♿๑ï @day10machine.bsky.social · 7h

When someone drops something or spills something on the floor I say "I think it looks better like that :)"

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Jack - Oi, Shiny! @oishinythings.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath. (Learned that one as a small child, no idea why it stuck...)

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Cointelpronoun @cointelpronoun.bsky.social · 8h

And the hot dog vendor short changed him and when the Buddhist complained he said change comes from within.

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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 8h

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.”

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

two crows, pecking at a lifeless body that hangs on a cross. one says to the other, does this taste like bread to you

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notappearinginthisfi @notappearingint.bsky.social · 23h

Whenever you drive past a hayfield, point and yell “hay!” never gets old

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 7h

Two chimps are in the bath. One says "Oooooo OOooo AAaaaa Aaaaaa!" The other replies, "Well put some cold water in then"

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jaypea but spooky @jaypea.bsky.social · 9h

Two fish are in a tank. One of them looks at the other and says, “ are you sure you know how to drive this thing?”

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Benjamin Franklinstein @mitchellg657.bsky.social · 8h

Why do scarecrows get so many awards? They're always outstanding in their fields.

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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 8h

an elephant can have fleas, but a flea cannot have elephants

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Donna The Chicken @salaxyl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup." "Don't worry, Sir, the spider on the bread'll get it."

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Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I love saying "we're the closest we've been to going home all day!" to my coworkers. It's literally always true.

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Alan @aandrkerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes painted on? So when they come home to port they can scan da navy in.

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Alexander @alexm920.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bay gulls 🥯

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ghoulzie @gawdz0rz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

what do you call a sad strawberry? a blueberry.

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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When I was as school we had a policeman come and gave a talk on heroin. I couldn't understand a word he said.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, you can’t come in here, we don’t want your kind in here!” And he points to a sign that says “No noble gasses”. Argon doesn’t react.

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Michael Mock (he/him) @mockwriting.bsky.social · 23h

Two cows standing on a hill. First Cow: "Say, are you worried about this mad cow disease?" Second Cow: "Why would *I* worry? I'm a penguin."

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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 9h

I love a good “I’m ALWAYS saying that” in response to something extremely niche or specific that’s been said

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scare-anatar 🎃 @vibecode.rodeo · 03/10/2026

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese is my go to

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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? I’m eighty.

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Ben from Spookily Drawn Swords @glenatron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My friends kids have got a lot of us with this format: Kid: "I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it." Adult: "Alright, knock knock" Kid: "Who's there?" Adult, realising they've just been tricked into the wrong side of a knock knock joke: ...

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Kate L @thisiskatel.bsky.social · 8h

Me too! I'll occasionally follow up with "did you have a nice time?" on their return. If not "have fun," I'll go with "think of me."

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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 03/10/2026

i say "have fun". everyone hates it

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Switch, A Terrifying Presence @switch-is.online · 03/10/2026

person: [stands up] i'm going to go to the bathroom me: don't drown [time passes] person: [returns] me: everything come out okay?

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Steve (Acupunk) @27needles.online · 8h

But officer, I was only going one way!

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 7h

I wasn't going to turn there, officer, but the sign said "No, U turn"

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Nosferatu Jones @thespork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

But officer, the sign said “fine for parking”!

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ennui matisse @curses.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

why do sharks swim in saltwater? because the pepperwater makes them sneeze

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Liza @lizamezzo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What goes clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp clomp squish? An octopus missing a shoe

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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my other favorite: 1: "why are fish bad at basketball?" 2: "i don't know, why are fish bad at basketball?" 1: "they're too scared of the net!" later... 1: "why are fish bad at soccer?" 2: "because they're scared of the net?" 1: "no, because they don't have feet."

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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 10h

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve ropes in here!" and shows it the door. So the rope leaves, ties itself in a loop, pulls apart its ends a little bit, and walks back in. The bartender says "aren't you that rope that just came in?" The rope says "No, I'm a frayed knot."

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Bruce @thornae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own? ... Because they're two tired.

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