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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

yeah well my dog thinks shitting the bed is pretty cool so,

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/10/2023

Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb.

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 1h

flaring my nostrils because i’m having a good nose hair day

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I can't even express how grateful I am that we all don't live in a yellow submarine

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 2h

I've always wondered, do the cadavers just keep coming out of the drawer or what 🏆👑 Congratulations @davoid.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the UK aloe vera is just someone saying hello to their friend, Vera

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sorry I threw a pie in your face. In my defense, in the movies, when it happens, everyone laughs. Also, maybe I shouldn't have used a freshly baked chicken pot pie

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sending my dr. a message on the patient portal: “and the rash is bettur but it has spreadd to the in side off my anis, ugh sorry for typos I make a ton of errors when turned on.”

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 4h

September 30th/October 1st

A grinning bearded man with his eyes closed, hugging and pressing his face against someone’s juicy yoga pants-clad butt

A black and white wood block looking print image of a skeleton hugging a bare butt

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Making a band that you like your entire personality is so lame. Just ask my kid, Champagne Supernova.

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 6h

most mimes stick to the following code:

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2024

this gun only shoots rays of hope buddy

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 20h

if pinnochio came to life around me i'd throw that weird little contraption into the fireplace

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 20h

Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 19h

guy: oh god what are you pinhead: you summoned us we bring an eternity of- neighbor (through wall): shut the fuck up already and take him to the Labyrinth some of us have to work in the morning

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

genie: and for your last wish? me: I wish I could talk to animals [later at the zoo] elephant: get me the fuck out of here gorilla: get me the fuck out of here giraffe: get me the fuck out of here

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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i’m not an optimist or a pessimist. i’m a pissimist. the glass is just full of piss

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

viral poster for legendary ska band the Historic Pavers

A sign that says, "Caution. Historic Pavers. Please watch your step." There's a stick figure guy tripping over a paving stone that's sticking out of the ground. The joke is that he kind of looks like he's skanking.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I thought I heard a dangerous animal rustling in the woods but fortunately it was just my elderly neighbor who’d fallen into her compost pile

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

[my life big twist ending reveal] …you’re saying I’ve been me this whole time?

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I want to be exclusively flaccid but it’s hard sometimes

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You’ll get one goodbye from me – no more, no less. I’m not a goodbye machine

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m starting to think you guys just enjoy saying nor’easter like you’re a bunch of grizzled sea captains talking to lonely barmaids

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Interviewer: what’s your greatest weakness Me: (straw slurping) probably iced coffee

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me.

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

golf is all like i want to wear weird pants and assault some eggs but hockey is like i want to give this frozen hamburger to my teammates bc i love them.

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 13/05/2026

drinking coffee like it’s medicine prescribed for being alive

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A whisk is not a very good sex toy, if we’re being honest.

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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 06/08/2024

i'm here for a good time, not a bad time

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

theres always someone who would KILL to have what you have. you must kill them first theyll never stop hunting you

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When I was a kid my uncle had a pet shop, which, when you think about it, is a pretty odd thing to have as a pet.

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026

Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(cat porn music) bow chicka meow meow

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sleepytime Extra should have another bear sneaking up behind this guy with a piano wire

box of Sleepytime Extra tea with its sleeping bear mascot, passed out in a chair

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What To Expect When You’re Expecting: Disappointment

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Let's get together and play monopoly. The friendship game 🌈

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They're setting up a Spirit Halloween where Earth used to be

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 24/09/2026

me: it smells like updog in here me: what's updog me: not much dog what's up with you lmao me: lol therapist: I see

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 29/05/2024

Me: got any trail mix without dried fruit in it? Them: this one is just nuts Me: glad you like it but is there fruit in it

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

relax. just take a shallow breath and count to one

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t usually get personal on here but I wanted to let everyone know I’m in kind of a weird place right now. It’s the autopsy room in the basement of the clown college.

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/09/2026

what the fuck do you mean it’s not butter

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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Maybe she's born with it, maybe she's Mr. Bean

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rufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

luke, im yo mama

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