iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 11h

Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 14h

I think it’s ridiculous that the HOA is insisting I take down the giant skeleton I put up in my front yard just because it “came from a bull elk” and “still has meat on it”

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13h

there are no bangers only zuul

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 13h

Dinner is ice cream tonight. Ya'll.. these are soo good

A beat up box of Yasso chocolate peanut butter chip frozen greek yogurt bars

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 16h

The pain just keeps getting bigger

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- just brady @justbrady.bsky.social · 17h

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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 18h

The first rule of mental illness club is login to Bluesky.

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 17h

I love the way herfume smell so good

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 18h

Gravity gun shot down my lizards! 😱

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I need someone to pin my hands down in bed (before i rip all my itchy skin off)

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Tiffany Troia @tiffanytroia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I only hide my feelings because for a long time, it wasn't safe to show them.

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KaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

can't, I'm trying to see where this map I found leads me

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A necklace made of sausage links, pasta and green beans. We’ll call it a food chain.

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wrapping myself in spider's silk and sitting on a throne to decay

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*spiders running away* me: noo, come back.. my salad 🥺

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The speck of dust grew legs and walked away! 😱

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

♫ I’m a little teapot ♫

Ad reads "Want to lose 31 Lbs in 30 Days (Drink This Once Daily) below 2 pictures. A steaming cup of green liquid being poured on the left, and a woman lifting her shirt on the right to show off a flat stomach. The way the images are paired, it creates the appearance of the liquid flowing from her right breast.

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just me, eating food, while I wait for my food

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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I went to a restaurant called Karma, there’s no menu, you just get what you deserve.

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Biblically accurate penis watches from the inside

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sometimes your sleep paralysis demon is really just three cats in a trench coat

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have the survival instincts of a victorian child discovering electricity and somehow holding a fork

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Looping caution tape around my account that says DANGER: FLIRTY

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Scott with Silent T @silenttscott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So much of dating these days is just ‘hey, you sex me and then I’ll sex you.’ What happened to couples saying hey, wanna go to the store and smell candles? Am I the only one who still values love???

A grocery store aisle with a shelf full of different colored candles in glass jars.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

How’s Yukon Cornelius doing? Anybody heard?

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Letting my horns grow out for the season

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If i had an autofeeder, it should disburse doritos for me

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I looked at your older posts. There is no progression whatsoever and this means you're doing shitposting well.

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🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 28/09/2026

I've got two orange cats inside me...and they both hate mondays

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Rob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was never so much a pinball wizard as I was a pac-man cleric.

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jennieother1.bsky.social @jennieother1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I tried to pet my cat this morning but I had to scan a QR code first.

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why can't my inside self and my outside self get along?

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You're all like family to me (Threateningly)

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My skull is decorative on the inside, next to the gooey bits

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ZomBean @bigbeannrg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When you feel the cat jump up on the bed but she died 2 years go

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Cat Cats

Alt: Cat looks scared

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I'm not binge posting, I'm either doing really well or really unwell (probably)

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Inserting my fingers into my seams and prying myself apart

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok.. I've made an amazing discovery. Corn pops cereal has significantly more sugar than cheetos, so we should switch out our cereal for crunchy cheese snacks in milk. It's healthier

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