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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th/October 1st
A grinning bearded man with his eyes closed, hugging and pressing his face against someone’s juicy yoga pants-clad buttA black and white wood block looking print image of a skeleton hugging a bare butt
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight’s movie double header (unrelated)
The movie poster for Glory (1989) depicting three black men in Union Army uniform, with battle imagery below The movie poster for Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000) showing a dude looking serious at the top, a woman looking, well, sorta high at the bottom, and a vehicle blazing off into the distance in between.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The infamous Saddam Hussein spider hole illustration showing a cutaway view of a hole in the ground. Instead of the silhouette of the body in the passage, we see a quick’n’dirty photo shop of the bulldog Sherman from the OP video. 

Verbiage from the illustration: 
Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble
6ft
Sherman
Air vent
Fan
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah I can see why these would be popular for bedtime
A hand above a mattress, holding an elastic-banded sheet showing a tag that says TOP OR BOTTOM QUEEN. 
Ad text below says
After Testing Dozens Of
Bedsheets, These Are The #1 Pi...
Miracle Sheets
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The vibe when the same car as mine pulls up next to me on the freeway
A pair of fighter jets flying in formation through clear blue sky
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anyone I’ve heartily recommended this to has not asked me for any more recs afterward
The movie poster for Miracle Mile (1988) showing cars jammed bumper to bumper or else crashed and on fire on an LA city street. A man in a business suit is standing on top of a truck and has turned his face towards us. 

The text of the poster:
"BE PREPARED TO BE BLOWN THROUGH THE BACK OF THE THEATRE!"
-HOUSTON POST
There are 70 minutes to the end of the world.
Where can you hide?
MIRACLE MILE
The Ultimate Thriller
JOHN DALY AND DEREK GIBSON PRESENT FOR HEMDALE FILM CORPORATION ANTHONY EDWARDS MARE WINNINGHAM
"MIRACLE MILE" INP TANGERINE DREAM aRTHEO VAN DE SANDE
A CRISTOPHER HORER GRAHAM COTTLE P JOHN DALY AND DEREK GIBSON TUR STEVE DE JARNATT R RESTRICTED
HEMDALE
HBO
VIDEO
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Babe I stopped at Aldi and got those Cheetos like you asked
A bag of off-brand Cheetos: Clancy’s Cheese Curls
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trusted a fart
Image of a pencil dripping blood with the words Write a horror story using only 3 Words
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The world sucks, so I thought you might enjoy seeing a blind cat and her pitbull bestie going for a stroll 
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My dude here is perfectly ok with this slight. It’s fine. No problem.
A Star Wars Imperial security droid sitting at the controls of a space craft. The droid has a bulky upper body, thin arms, and a roundish head with two small round white lights for eyes. The windows show a rainy night outside.
It’s K-2sO of Rogue One and Andor fame.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Are you normal or are you Sean Connery
QUESTION 14 OF 60
the "s" in "nursery"
[s] as in "sock"
[f] as in "shock"
otherQUESTION 28 OF 60
the "c" in "grocery"
[s] as in "sock"
[f] as in "shock"
otherQUESTION 50 OF 60
the "s" in "anniversary"
[s] as in "sock"
• [J] as in "shock"
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Current status: one chonky boi is taking up the entire fruit bowl
A big ol’ greenish-yellow pomelo occupying the entirety of an angular dark grey metal bowl which sits on some circular rattan mats on a wooden table.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A 60s-coded guy with a shag haircut and sideburns, black-rimmed glasses, and large-ish yellowed teeth wearing a blue and black striped blazer and a red and white polka dot shirt, with a squinty mischievous smile on his face. It’s Mike Myers as his movie character Austin Powers. A word balloon is at the bottom as if he is saying the quoted post.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The poster for Avengers: Doomsday showing Dr. Doom looking very serious and doomy. He is holding one gloved hand up and staring at it. Text reads 
MY GLOVE IS SO SWEATY
SMELLS LIKE A BANDAID
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
An image from CapCom’s Street Fighter 2 Champion Edition (1992) showing a 4x4 grid of cameos of all the fighters from which you may select. It is a menagerie of martial arts pros done in typical video game style of the era.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
An adolescent blond boy with a shaggy 70s haircut wearing a red turtleneck and with a troubled look on his face. It’s Charlie Bucket from Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, and he’s got a word balloon coming down from his mouth as if he’s saying the quoted post.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
SLOW DOWN OR BE STRAFED
A black and white freeway sign which reads SPEED ENFORCED BY AIRCRAFT, with a graphic of an airplane above the words. A dirt road and neat rows of trees are seen in the background.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A still from a Warner Bros cartoon showing Elmer Fudd, a bald, cherubic hunter in a brown hunting outfit and hat, pointing a long gun at Bugs Bunny, a grey and white rabbit. Bugs sits at the edge of their rabbit hole, holds a carrot in one hand, and rests the other arm across the barrel of the gun, clearly saying something wry to Elmer. A slightly ajar mailbox sits behind the two and says B. Bunny on it. A couple of large tree trunks are visible in the background, as well as several conifer trees.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When my kid won a game at the fair this spring he chose this gumball machine stuffie because you can take all the little bubbas out
A stuffie made to look like a red gum ball machine. It has six smiling stuffie gumballs in a plastic pouch. The same stuffie gum all machine with the plastic pouch unzipped. A hand holds three of the stuffie gumballs: green, pink, and orange.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Love when a neighborhood has snacks ready
A diamond-shaped yellow street sign which says FRESH OIL AND CHIPS, in front of green leafy trees and a telephone pole.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yay and pls don’t be mad
Femme with their tits out holding an empty coffee mug and celebrating emojis are peppered on the image. The mirthful eyes and noisemaker from one of the emojis have been enlarged and placed over the nipples and belly via quick n dirty photoshop.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Here’s an urban koi pond I recently happened upon on a sidewalk. Smaller fish of course, but also lovely to behold.
Image looks down into a large oblong galvanized metal tub that has been made into a koi pond containing 5 small fish. It sits on a concrete sidewalk up against a brick facade. Some blue 5-gallon buckets are nearby on a shelf, along with some small potted plants. A black hose is visible on the ground.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Giving Mel Gibson $100 mil to correct this historical inaccuracy
A cartoon image of Duncan, the man-at-arms from Masters of The Universe. A white dude with a reddish brown mustache wearing cartoony fantasy armor and helmet in orange, green, and grey. The image background is white. A still image from the film Masters of The Universe (2026) showing Idris Elba, a black man with a black mustache, as master-at-arms Duncan in his fantasy style battle armor.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Here’s Phoebe on Phoebe
Saturn’s largest irregular moon Phoebe with my grey tabby Phoebe seemingly clinging to it with a sassy gaze at the camera.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP my little buddy
A close up of a brown tabby cat with a tipped ear
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I give up Temu wtf is this. And who is buying the 23% off one
Part of a Temu ad showing two of the same item side by side. The item is bright red and looks like some weird interpretation of ovaries and fallopian tubes. One item has -23% above it; the other has -34% above it. I think o am happy that I have no idea wtf it is.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Did anyone tell Al Jourgensen
News story titled Ministry founder Victor Marx wins Republican primary for Colorado governor
Story by Adam Edelman • 22h 

Pic of a man with gray-white hair and beard wearing a black shirt and standing with his arms crossed. The background is dimly lit but we can see what looks like a pair of male torso statues.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The poltergeists at your new place
Famous basketball player Michael Jordan dressed in a purplish t-shirt sitting back in a plush armchair in a large living room with the caption “…and I took that personally.”
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Did you get that press-on I told you not to get
A finger with a manicure depicting a shirtless man with a huge disproportionate penis and testicles dangling off the end. A puff of pubic hair has been added as well.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The muppets Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker. Bunsen has a bald melon head, is bespectacled, and is a yellow green color. Beaker has ping pong ball eyes, an orange honker of a nose, a shock of orange hair, and a deep perma-frown mouth. Both are in lab coats. Beaker is looking at Bunsen, who faces away. A brick wall is the backdrop.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Dark Deeny and Keanu Reeves in… PEED? SPUNK?
A quick & dirty photoshop inserting Deeny over Sandra Bullock next to Keanu Reeves in a promo pic from the 1994 film SPEED
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The Bugs Bunny “No” meme (Bugs’ head in profile, heavy lidded with his mouth open and tongue behind his upper lip) but saying yes instead.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The couple that climbed the Empire State Building (in black garb, faces hidden, other skyscrapers in the background) with a big black flag that now says Worry about your split ends and that bill that's almost due before coming after me you raggedy ass bitch
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I’ve been feeding a black widow spider in my shed/studio and watching it go to town on a fly is creepily satisfying
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
An image of the Bluesky profile of USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST with the top of a word balloon at the bottom making it look like they are saying OP’s post
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A sticker on a green background showing a cartoon Shrek in fishnets and high heeled platform boots with the words SHREK’S WORK IS REAL WORK
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A sweaty guy with round spectacles and neatly combed hair holding a cigarette with a long ash dangling from the end. He is grinning defensively because it’s Martin Short’s SNL character Nathan Sturm.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Black and white image of a man in a suit and tie staring out a passenger plane window with his mouth agape. It’s William Shatner in the Nightmare at 20,000 Feet episode of the original Twilight Zone TV series.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Not sure what this means exactly but it beats suckin a tailpipe
The back of a white Hyundai Ioniq car which has “electric” in raised silvery letters above the number 69
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
?
A comic panel of a guy with mustache, glasses, baseball cap, button down work shirt standing by a window. It’s the Stan Kelly sickos cartoon panel but instead it’s R. Crumb’s Normal Guy and he’s whistling.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
?
A comic panel of a guy with mustache, glasses, baseball cap, button down work shirt standing by a window. It’s the Stan Kelly sickos cartoon panel with the guy saying Yes… HA HA HA…YES! Except it’s R. Crumb’s Normal Guy.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My cat likes to rest her head on my hand and it makes her look like an art critic
A closeup of a gray cat on a grayish green couch next to a gray pillow, resting her head on the hand of a guy in a drab green sweatshirt. I’m realizing there’s not a lot of color here except for a streak of pink from a blanket on the back of the couch. Maybe that’s why the cat has a vaguely judgmental thing going on.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Me when my Aussie friend asks if I wanna play retro video games
The title screen for the old Nintendo game DUCK HUNT, showing a dog standing upright in a field holding a dead duck by the neck while two other ducks fly nearby. There is also a tree and a bush. Instead of DUCK HUNT it says DUH CUNT.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Alanis Morrisette voice: and isn’t it
Logo which says IRON INC in big black letters and ALASKA below it in smaller type, on a light blue field. The Big Dipper constellation appears in yellow among the lettering.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The classic “I made this” comic (apologies, I do not know the original artist) depicting a person holding out a spherical thing with antennas and saying “I made this” while another person reaches out and says “You made this?”
Below as a second panel it shows just the second person looking at the object in their hands with a slight frown. Below as a third panel is the same person no longer frowning, and saying “I made this”
Here the third panel has been altered to add the original person shown laying down with a pile of rocks on top of them.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
And here bsky says you’re a quiet poster
Screencap:
From Quiet Posters
e.g. Alice Lastna... @kiss... • 10h Having a harmonica in my foof so we can party when I queef
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Damn, someone lay some hands on those cankles wouldja
A pair of black scuffy looking slip on dress shoes and navy pants with some swollen-ass cankles in black socks visible in between. It’s America’s special boy.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The black and white hedcut drawing of Matthew Hennessy, author of this dipshit opinion piece, with a shit eating grin on his face. It is zoomed in and blurry.
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
post a meme made by you
A still from Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga showing the titular character behind a red steering wheel, but with Omarosa’s stern face superimposed over hers.
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